Fopperholic #84 Boy's birthday was kept low key because no one gave her stuff for free

[freakshake]

Hang on. She’s telling people to take the tests with them? We went away recently and went to a clinic to have ours done two days before we flew home. The clinic then give you the certificate you need to say you’re negative and able to fly home.

So even if you take your own lateral flows with you who’s going to give you a certificate or send you a text with the results?! You can’t just rock up at the airport waving a lateral flow around with nothing to say it’s actually yours. What is she talking about?!

You register your test with the Company you bought the tests off and then either depending on the Company do the test take a photo and upload it to the company’s site then get the certificate e mailed or some do a video consultation while you do the test then after they see the result e mail you the certificate We prefer to do it this way rather than someone else shoving the swab up my nose It’s not rocket science

Couldn't resist all I see is the Lillian cocknose

That’s spot on

 

[Justwishfulthinking]

The only thing this woman is consistent with is posting shite content x

 

[Missy92]

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The only thing this woman is consistent with is posting shite content x

I really can’t get my head around her one minute she looks like she’s trying to be an “all for the gram” insta hun, the next she’s posting shite like this which makes her looks like a right boring old fart. The mind boggles.

 

[Notothefakes]

What about the people in the post. Safe guarding not her strong point is it! X

 

[lexiloo]

Bloody hell her puffy pillow face in the latest post is actually scary compared to what she edits herself to look like!! total catfish!! Imagine if she was single and on a dating app using her edited pics then turned up to meet someone, they'd think she'd sent her mum instead

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Love to have heard the conversation tonight at dinner.....

 

[Justhereforthegoss]

Did she not wear invisalign braces for about 3 years?! Her teeth are back the way they were before I'm assuming it was gifted and that's why she's probably not done the upkeep of wearing a retainer at night!

 

[swipeupqueen]

I imagine she slipped into conversation how she is an "influencer" with a very large following on social media

While failing to mention she is a massive twit

 

[Cocoapops]

I imagine she slipped into conversation how she is an "influencer" with a very large following on social media

While failing to mention she is a massive twit

Shame some people from the holiday are not one here!

 

[Dontmissmuch]

I imagine she slipped into conversation how she is an "influencer" with a very large following on social media

While failing to mention she is a massive twit

She will have and now they'll be sat in their room scrolling through her insta pissing themselves

 

[swipeupqueen]

Hopefully the new found friends find this tattle thread and spill the steak restaurant goss....

 

[Rainbowcolours]

She probably telling them how she lost 3 stones in 3 months cackle cackle cackle

 

[Mancnet]

Imagine their new "friends" asking what she does for a living... I'd love to hear her official answer!

The friends will be thanking their lucky stars that Fopps is going home tomorrow and they won't be stuck with her for the week!

 

[Sweetbutpsycho]

Why does she always look so smug with herself
As if they went for dinner with 4 other adults/I'm assuming two other couples and all their children between them! On the last night! They are not friends Nicola if you've just bleeping met them never to be seen again

 

[freakshake]

Why does she always look so smug with herself
As if they went for dinner with 4 other adults/I'm assuming two other couples and all their children between them! On the last night! They are not friends Nicola if you've just bleeping met them never to be seen again

Really grinds my gears when people call someone they’ve just met and will never see again friends ffs

 

[reallyloveagoodgossip]

Hopefully the new found friends find this tattle thread and spill the steak restaurant goss....

Can you imagine

 

[Justwishfulthinking]

She is such a fake and smug witch. No way did she have dinner with “friends” and no way is she planning on getting pissed. Where are the brats/miracles? Mind you if she has a few gins chris will be in for a treat as she’ll be getting ideas of the entertainment

Saw this and thought of fopps! Her “funny” videos…well I fact falls flat with no engagement

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Takes several hideous sungogs with her but only one pair of camel toe shoes. Tragic as FUUUUUUUUUCK.

 

[Justwishfulthinking]

Takes several hideous sungogs with her but only one pair of camel toe shoes. Tragic as FUUUUUUUUUCK.
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They’re a classic don’t you know?!?! She’ll be making a video next on panicking a capsule wardrobe and that these shoes are so on trend abs the prefect colour to go with everything!

 

[caz272]

New friends!, the only friend Fopps has is herself, she couldn’t love herself anymore, and I off to bed, nite all you tattlers x