Fopperholic #83 Wasn't invited out by my twin mum friends, They figured out I'm a bell end
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I don’t know what’s funnier, the thread title or her outfit last night 
The thing is she is so deluded that she thinks she is doing this for business and offsets it all from her self employment/business tax (she can't make her mind up so it's hard to tell)...it's all paid by the tax payer.
Whilst hard working parents can't afford days out from month to month she goes daily
as if she’s been to the farm and then gone for a subway bleeping salad! Foodie my arse.
The boys are eating food off the table something that just makes me heave
Don't know anyone who has a salad when their hungover. Stodge all the way.
Yes - got to be McDonalds brekkie or big fry up!!
Massive non slimming world Fry up all the way with a full fat coke
Just seen this remind you of anyone
I don’t understand how she says she’s a foodie when she doesn’t go anywhere to enjoy food. Me and the fella love going to street food festivals or craft beer places. We enjoy trying them out together, tasting different foods and sampling the beers and sharing our opinion. If we went anywhere and either of us sniffed chips or chose an ‘imaginary’ pudding we’d promptly be told to get a grip! She’s a twit. Subway bloody salad.
fully expecting a "thought i'd come chat to you" story from her along the lines of........"I was invited to another event last night, but actually only managed a few drinks locally, not sure I can handle a hen do these days" cackle, cackle, then lots of fake hangover clichés
If she does then she is YET AGAIN proving she reads here
Pics of last night or it didn’t happen Fopps
you Instagram a story of a cafe and subway but not a nice bar ……
ETA - great thread title
you Instagram a story of a cafe and subway but not a nice bar ……
ETA - great thread title
I like Chantelle. She dresses a million times better than Fopps…she has girls which will piss Fopps off no endI remember it was the twin mum night that she took the egg in her bag as I hadn’t heard of Chantelle Champs til then but I saw her on Fopps stories and loved her outfit so started following her….one good thing to come out of following Fopp
I was shocked she’s 37 so not much younger than Fopps but looks a good then yours or so younger.
Also their weddings were about 10 months apart Chantelle’s looked elegant and Nikki’s a chav bling filled affair with her dad telling all he’d got it on with her mum the babysitter.
Chantelle’s last grid pic Riv asked if they could repost! That again will piss Fops off. She’s actually committed to a bright outfit and not done Fopps half bodge effort.
Also Chantelle is curvy and looks fab! Her husband is looking at her like he fancies her and they have genuine chemistry. Fopps and Chris tolerate each other at best…they look like they have tit sex.
Also Fopps your kids eat like pigs! Eating off a table…you scruffy cow. You left a farm shop cafe to go to subway. Get yourself a session booked to address your disordered eating love.
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Well I've never heard of Chantelle but she's a babe.... everything Nicola isn't and probably wishes she was........ She's curvy, natural, beautiful, hubby looks fairly fit ..... oh and she has girls....... !
I can't believe Nicola scanned round at the farm shop then was eating Subway - and Chris too so he's obvs on the starvation holiday diet too !! Wonder if he was allowed 'full fat' crisps today lol
She wouldn't of bought the fresh fruit and veg as it's not pre-chopped and she's a lazy cow !I've never noticed before but Chris looks like he is wearing a brown suit to get married in...the start of the tit show right there 
And if it isn't brown then it shows how filtered the picture is
And if it isn't brown then it shows how filtered the picture is
Wasn’t sure what was going on in this story but am always impressed with her ability to choose songs with rude titles/lyrics 
Wasn’t sure what was going on in this story but am always impressed with her ability to choose songs with rude titles/lyrics
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I have a feeling she may well be on the open top tour bus in Stratford ?! Probably be treated to some crappy reel spinning round at a zillion miles per hour or a 'Ryan Family Diary' video blog for an added treat
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