Fopperholic #83 Wasn't invited out by my twin mum friends, They figured out I'm a bell end

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She knows her worth our Nikki Ryan Fopperholic.

The best thing she ever did was join a golf club...pathetic she can't play golf she doesn't fit in (I've never seen a chavs like her hanging around the golf courses when I have meetings and seminars) and shows off as if it's something special and probably didn't even pay she probably blagged it and likely failing to put ad in every single grid and story when she is there...come back when you have saved lives or actually contributed something to society you pathetic excuse for a woman

How are her parents not embarrassed that she has thrown away a degree to pretend to be a fourteen year old playing clothes shops and has absolutely no career...my parents would not be happy.
 
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Thank God she had her water guys in between her ONE pornstar martini we all know she had 🙄 stop trying to be relatable and pretend your hungover 😑
 
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She not hung over just pretending to be she didn't have to go to a farm the boys can chill and stay at home.
 
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I remember it was the twin mum night that she took the egg in her bag as I hadn’t heard of Chantelle Champs til then but I saw her on Fopps stories and loved her outfit so started following her….one good thing to come out of following Fopp 😂😂
 
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Water between drinks or not (not sure it ever happened but hey benefit of the doubt)..... there is absolutely NO reason for her to drag all of them out to a farm to play .... I'd be wrapped up in a blanket.... with a coffee.... watching them play with all that lovely stuff they have in their garden... she makes a rod for her own back and is not one bit relatable....

Actually in reality if I've got a hangover I'm usually lying in bed..... sipping water...... dying....... when the kids were young hubby used to take them out and leave me to die in peace..... and now they laugh at me....... not that I get pissed often these days - can't cope with hangover !!
 
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Love watching them play? He's sat on his bleeping phone an she's on her phone more like love they are now older so we can sit and ignore them 😑
 
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Maybe its not Nikki that always wants to take those boys somewhere maybe Chris can’t stand to be in the house with her & life is just easier for them when they are out & about!!
 
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Love watching them play? He's sat on his bleeping phone an she's on her phone more like love they are now older so we can sit and ignore them 😑
literally came to say this! Neither of you are watching as both are on their bloody phones!
 
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Those boys table manners are disgusting. She doesn't at all try to address it. If they were my kids I'd be mortified.
 
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Hope that table has been thoroughly cleaned/sanitised before favouriteson put his sausage roll directly on it!! 🙈😱 Have they no plates or at least serviettes??? And as if she would ever have a bite of a sausage roll!! 🤣🤣
 
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I honestly think it’s so weird that those boys never eat lunch at home or Nikki ever prepared them a lunch!!! She actually lives on a different planet it’s mad!!
 
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I honestly think it’s so weird that those boys never eat lunch at home or Nikki ever prepared them a lunch!!! She actually lives on a different planet it’s mad!!
My eyes water at the thought of how much she spends eating out with them and entrance fees go all these farms and attractions she is constantly at.
 
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