Fopperholic #81 Favesons been to A&E not that I care when I’m on holiday for free!

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will probably expect a cruise ship for two weeks "for free"
 
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There's a few free cruises round the UK popping up on my timeline so its only a matter of time.
Omg I was only joking she better not get that. She has had more breaks during this pandemic than a normal family have over about three years.

I bet she is searching for one now. I am going to find one myself and write to them to say please gift to keyworkers, not influencers
 
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The Long mum (who is VERY annoying) and does nothing but moan about her ex, date random men and talk about wanking has 10% of fopps following and has just ponced a weeks cruise round the UK with her current bloke so I really think this is a possibility

Oh shit I've probably given fopps a load of ammunition to put in her begging emails from this post
 
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Well I hope she gets a cruise and she gets horrible tummy bug and has to stay in her bunk. Mind you she'd be happy cos she’d lose some weight whilst not eating
 
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Fopps inspired me to cook chicken and mushroom risotto. It's got half a bottle of white wine in, oil, butter, fresh herbs, and a whole 170g wedge of parmesan grated into it, and it can't be bothered with fine powdering of parmesan on it, coarse grated, between 2 of us. Life is too short.
 
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Looks fab, we’ll all be round at 7.30pm for dinner.
 
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There's a few free cruises round the UK popping up on my timeline so its only a matter of time.
Can you imagine her trying to prance and preen and eye fuck herself in a cabin good luck with those selfies Nicola. Also, they'd have to actually watch their precious miracle so they don't go overboard. Far too much work.
 
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visualisation = filter the fuck out of yourself and post it just like she does!!! shallow beeatch
 
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what is she even shite-ing on about ? Random mentions of the Olympics..... random 'big' words thrown in....... God she's a fuck wit she really is !!
 
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She releases a video referring to the olympics being on, when they’ve just finished. Fantastic timing and accuracy as per.
I wish someone would ask her what makes her qualified, in any way shape or form, to give advice like this? She is referring back to a ‘tactic’ used in slimming world, an organisation she was sacked from. She is living off the dregs of any former success she managed. It is drying up fast.
 
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