OMG!! That pic had me howling! Right there sums up the face of every guy that is thinking "what the f&£k have I been roped into doing on a Saturday afternoon?!"Could Chris be hating his life any more right there!! Probably daydreaming of being on a golf course and not in the vicinity of screechy mcscreechy showing off with her “mum friends”
As a nutritionist I can tell you categorically that, that is absolute rubbish
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She won't be happy that everyone wants to know where her "friend" got her dress from(I put "friend" coz I don't believe she actually has any proper friends)
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She won't be happy that everyone wants to know where her "friend" got her dress from
Her Mom has also liked both of her own comments
Hilarious - she posted the syn value of the crisps stick things she gives her boys!And also cue a post, once again right after being called out on here, about putting her boys before herself
Oh, and she doesn't "really" count syns? REALLY!!? she fkin "TREATED" herself with olives and 30% lower fat salad cream dressing yesterday in her poxy salad
She will also be annoyed that somebody had shared the link to her friends dress, and not done a 21 buttons swipe up
Her mother is a liability. She needs to stop commenting for the sake of Prikki's "brand".
You've like her picture on Instagram as your screenshot has a heart highlighted in red this means you've clicked like?Is one of these ladies Flap911?
Her mum should know where it’s from, she probably answered the door to the delivery driver, took it out the packaging, ironed it, and put it away whilst looking after the boys!
1. WHY OH WHY is she still referring to herself as a NEW MUM?!?!? It drives me bonkers! A new mum is a mum of a newborn in my eyes! Maybe the first 6 months tops I mean ffs the boys are nearly 1! 2. I haven’t watched her routine video but she’s doing something very wrong If she has to stick to it so exactly that they can’t do anything! My kids have all been in a proper routine for bedtime HOWEVER when I’m going to a wedding or on holiday I don’t stick to it the same! Or if they were tired at their usual bedtime I’d stick them in the pushchair with a bottle and put that snooze shade over while I enjoy my pink gin and sausage. 3. The tommee tippee article is embarrassing, on both parts. Them for not proof reading and correcting her horrendous grammar and her for just talking absolute shite. She didn’t even use tommee tippee bottles she used MAM. 4. The curry, NO curry house is cooking your dish to order!!!! They don’t have the time! Curry takes hours of prep because of the spices and flavour developing. She is bloody gullible if she honestly believes her takeaway makes it to order with minimal oil 
pull the other one! 5. Ffs fopps mum comments are ridiculous this is the worst yet, it’s cringe worthy super mum over here!I’m impressed that you would manage a whole sausage rather than half!Been having a good old read this morning! Well I’ve got a few things to say
Probably a lot more I could say but I’ll be here all day and I’ve got twins to look after
Any slightest bit of attention that someone else gets, and theres helicopter mum showering the praise on her nearly forty year old daughter. 
WTAF just when you think she can't get anymore stupid... I have to say her floral frock looks like something your granny would have bought from BHS or the Littlewoods catalogue back in the day! ... The lacy dress does nothing for that girl she's posing with, it's like a fancy tablecloth from Dunelm.. but I'm PMSL that it got more attention than her tit dress And well, just when you think mama mazza fop has been put back in her box... there she goes with some more Tattle gold!.
Priceless!Wow that’s really early! That’ll be some emotional rollercoaster for her, I wish them all well!Just to sideline, JSG has had her very very very early twins. Now those are what premature twins are, not Fopps’s. She would have grounds to correct their ages! Just wait until Fopps gives her advice on premature babies
(I don’t particularly like JSG either, but wish her all the best with those super early tiny babies).
My theory on sticky Nikki and Chris - personality of a bowl of piss...Is that they both thought, hmm done a few rounds of the old Tinder, shagged about a bit so now it's time to settle down.. we'll have a go at the marriage and kids thing seeing as that's what people in their 30s do... And it doesn't suit them. She said herself before they don't do 'sight seeing' as they prefer shopping centres and coffee shops! (what dickheads) She'd have been with Bazza forever if he hadn't got sick of her tit and dumped her ass. Bet her ego was abso battered! But then money made it all better in the shape of the ratty weird one with the flat & Adidas titI don’t really know him, he seems a bit of a drip - I know she loved the fact that he had a fancy flat in Birmingham when they met, definitely helped with pulling her!
I’m more team Bazza!
