Fopperholic #66 ‘pizza’ & chicken as dry as a bone, what sort of mother eats meals alone?

[lexiloo]

that reel is sad, my heart went out to Grayson, she was practically ignoring him and he was so sweet trying to get her to acknowledge his answers, it was plain to hear in her voice how uninterested and irritated she was when he kept answering.
It's like she doesn't see how obvious it is she's coaching them and scripting it for them, what an utter cringe fest as per.
"what's mummy called on tattle?" "fopperbollocks"

 

[Teddyb77]

So she can suck up to Paloma Faith who couldn't give a fuck who Fopperbollocks is but just say a blunt "no" to a follower, that's her all over, she shows herself up time and time again

P.S. I think we can safely say it's *STAR WEEK*

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Why’s she drinking pornstar martinis she isn’t 21 in a bar doing boomerangs at the top of the burj Khalifa she’s sitting in Warwickshire wearing loungewear off eBay at 40 years of age

god she makes me cringe on an unbelievable scale

‘tons’ of squash. Just fuck off seriously

eta I thought she only drank ‘New Zealand Sauvignon’ lying twat. And making a cunt of Chris again over the cheese on toast ‘Chris fault’

 

[Juniper]

She’s obsessed () with trying to teach those boys. Yes it’s helpful to encourage learning, but it needs context.

I saw a sign yesterday in a school which said
“It’s good to teach a child to count, but it’s better to teach them what counts”

Take heed Fopps.

 

[Birdy60]

Thread suggestion #67
Fopperholic....the only way is Wellsbourne

 

[Purple star]

I’ve just seen this on the dry chicken post. She is so defensive!

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She's so snotty and rude I can't stand her! ..Bore off Nicola with your crap diet..If am hungry I eat!!! Whatever no you don't you throw your coat on and go for a walk to distract yourself from eating! That's how sad your life is!

 

[lexiloo]

I cannot believe she's done a swipe up for chopping boards who the hell needs to to be told where to get small chopping boards for crafting from? what a berk

 

[Izzy2011]

She’s literally fuming that she’s had to put them into beds and they’ve been up and down but it’s fine I’m fine everything is fineeeeee.

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Have a day off Nicola....

 

[LorniB]

Has she been shaving her lockdown foof in the bath?

Fooferholic

 

[lexiloo]

She speaks like a teenager, you’re 40! Not everything is UHHHHMAZING

what a tit she makes of herself daily on insta calling paloma faith "hun" my cringe is cringing for her! how desperate is she for new followers, im surprised she didn't get "I lost 3 stone in 3 months" in her comment

 

[lexiloo]

bring on the potty training, here's to them shitting and pissing all over her "perfect" insta life aim good boys, aim good!

 

[Mancnet]

I'm sorry but if I had that many followers, took time out of my day to edit, constantly think of content ideas and so on I would be looking for a monetary return of some sort. This is pis* poor and if I was Nikki I would not bother. She's averaging ~£100 pcm. Shocking and quite frankly embarrassing.

Well done Chris. So much better

What a pitiful amount!

She would have been far better to maintain this “work” is just a hobby and go down the line of saying that as she’s waited so long for kids she’s decided to have a career break until they start school. That she’s doing adverts for a bit of pocket money. The minute she started saying jumping out of jelly and pretending to eat Iceland buffets was work (requiring childcare to enable her to do so) she went up a whole other level of prick.

She could have also said she’s put them in nursery for the social aspect and to just have a break. There is no shame in wanting time away from your kids but just own it! She really could have played her whole situation differently...but unfortunately she wasn’t cleaver enough to do so..

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Why can't they record when the boys nap ? Why can't they record in the evening...... never know a pair make such a big fucking deal about work and parenting and how difficult it is.... hers isn't even a proper fucking job ! She's pathetic - for a 40 year old woman she has no clue about grown up stuff..... He work isn't even fucking important or very good - she is an absolute horror

 

[sbeg77]

Can imagine Mad Mazza lying stoned in her bath when she tries the bath bombs out!

On a serious note, it's really irresponsible for her not to be clear on it containing cannabis (or to mention the potential benefits). She's missed the target again.

 

[honey&lemon]

Why has it taken strangers on the internet to tell these two how to parent again? So before her post they weren’t going to change to beds yet, now they are.

Why can’t two adults who apparently both wanted kids soooo much do a little research, discuss it, and come to the best decision for their children?

 

[swipe_up]

Call me sad for adding it up but I was shocked with the amount of yogurt she had there like seriously no need for it. But what shocked me more is those yogurts she buys aren’t cheap 90p a go so I slowed the video down and counted she has £15 nearly worth of fucking yogurts there how can she justify that. Her beloved protein yogurts are just full of shite!

I reckon she’s using all the yogurt for thrush from her bath bombs
Certainly not from pencil dick

 

[Sugarrush]

So she is totally OBSESSED with getting her steps in everyday. Hope she hasn't got another ad with Fitbit because she is just so unrelatable...nobody can relate to someone who purposely bends and breaks the covid rules just to get steps in. I have a feeling there are a new round of Fitbit ads coming up on insta . Last time she was shit at Fitbit event/ad

Yeah Fitbit invited her to a 'sleep better' event all expenses paid, pretty glamorous with celebrities. The next morning what did she come on her stories to say? That she hadn't slept well at all and just wanted to get home Now why would any company want to work with her. She's like that person in the office you just wouldn't trust on a project. She's a liability. Half hearted job all the time. Stick to SW Fopps. Your specialised subject of weightloss and starvation

 

[swipe_up]

I’ve just seen this on the dry chicken post. She is so defensive!

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Wow Nicola, salty bitch.
No kiss at the end is always my favourite indicator that she’s pure raging

 

[Ellsbells123]

What kind of a “foodie” and I use that term loosely, buys uncle Ben’s jars! Why doesn’t she make her own stuff from scratch. She won’t, because she doesn’t have time as she has twins you know, that’s 2 yes TWO toddlers!
The only thing she hasn’t got time for is counting the calories in her dry, boring concoctions!