Fopperholic #65 don't understand this covid lark, quick boy's let's find another park

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I'm guessing she will not be framing those pieces of art to put on her walls

Imagine her face when she notices these beauties
 
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Slimming world had me gone when they said you can have a banana that's free but if you mash it you have to syn it
Same here and i think they demoted peas from a speed food to a free food and did the same with either blue or black berries. Did nature change their ingredients??
 
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Exactly the same for me! I liked SW and it helped me loose some weight, but to be honest, I felt like I was part of a cult. I couldn't deal with the ten a dozen Fopps at every meeting. I felt like like I was being milked for cash. I went it alone using balanced eating and exercise and I lost 6 stone in total, over 18 months. I didn't keep it all off (I'm not Fopps) but when I need to loose weight, I know what to do and for me it doesn't involve artificial sauces and dilutey pop poured on quark over a dry digestive biscuit...

I can’t stop laughing at this artwork ( and everyone’s comments).
Why does everyone have wrinkles in this?? I'm more surprised at Fopps having wrinkles than the kids... Cos botox..
 
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I only ever went to one sw meeting and they told me i could eat a banana but a mashed banana was syned I was like this isn’t for me
 
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its horrific enough as a picture but not orange enough!

I only ever went to one sw meeting and they told me i could eat a banana but a mashed banana was syned I was like this isn’t for me
me too what a crock of nonsense slimming world is
you can't have a fruit smoothie, but you can shove down a sweetie plate. it really messed my head up
 
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Kids en route to nursery as no screechy stories this morning?
 
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Spoke too soon
I know I shouldn't be surprised she's still sending them off to nursery, but I am. I don't understand how she justifys it in a pandemic, when she doesn't work and her husband is at home. The more kids that mix at nursery, the more chance important key worker families have to isolate. This isn't about people who need to use nursery at all, I know it's a lifeline. It's specifically about this absolute selfish bint Nikki Ryan claiming she works Thursdays so has to send them and nothing and no one will stop her.
 
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Why are they dressed up for nursery honestly put them in comfy clothes i bet she wouldn't wanna wear jeans an a polo neck all day doing the activities they do at nursey arsehole
 
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Talk about being overdressed for nursery She's clueless at times..Most kids go to nursery in tracksuit and trainers so they can get stuck in and play! Them boys look they are going to church
 
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My son goes to nursery in his older more worn clothes...the ones he’s about to grow out of because 9/10 when I pick him up he’s covered in paint/weetabix/glitter/Bolognese. You put them in clothes you don’t mind getting ruined. Nursery isn’t a fashion show!
 
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Why do they get dressed like Chris
they look like little people not toddlers. I don’t dress
mine in character clothes very often but they wear toddler clothes not shrunken men’s clothes
 
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You can hear in her voice how excited she is that its a nursery day.
 
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They really are just her little performing monkeys aren’t they. Even getting them ready for nursery dressed like that. Jeans for god sake. No concern for their comfort at all

I would love to be a fly on the wall in years to come when they’re grumpy hormonal 12/13 year old boys
 
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