She can’t even give her diet a rest on Christmas Day. All those boiled 
veg on her dinner, no Yorkshire pudding, no bread sauce, doesn’t even look like there’s much meat and turkey is the leanest meat you can get! And god forbid she have pigs in blankets! The sauce on her starter is definitely weighed, I’ve never seen a prawn cocktail that isn’t drowned in the stuff 
And what Mum with toddlers wears that colour dress on Christmas when there’s so much chocolate around... one that doesn’t let her kids touch it no doubt
veg on her dinner, no Yorkshire pudding, no bread sauce, doesn’t even look like there’s much meat and turkey is the leanest meat you can get! And god forbid she have pigs in blankets! The sauce on her starter is definitely weighed, I’ve never seen a prawn cocktail that isn’t drowned in the stuff And what Mum with toddlers wears that colour dress on Christmas when there’s so much chocolate around... one that doesn’t let her kids touch it no doubt
