Fopperholic #6 Your comment is against the clock 3 2 1, Fopps will delete and block

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It’s a bit coincidental that the boys were stood in near the exact same spot separately.
 
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Why’s she only just got the boys tooth brushes! They’ve had teeth for a few week now. I wonder if she’s taken them to dentist yet?
 
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I assumed everyone started with brushes when they started teething. Obviously not.
 
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Well clear indication she reads here (hi again Nikki 👋👋👋). Firstly “well done” on going for a walk when the boys were awake, great exercise and good opportunity to talk. Now, my betting is you had your huge Gucci sun glasses on but poor Lawson is squinting from the sun in your story! This will really damage his eyes, maybe buy a parasol? I know it’s been mentioned on here earlier today, so that’s some great advice to be taking onboard!
 
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It’s funny how she’s banged on about all the baby books she read 🤔🤔🤔 all the breastfeeding books she read and specialists she saw and had no clue how often she had to pump 🤔 no idea she needed to help her boys sit up. I find it incredibly sad we never hear them babbling away or making any sounds really all of mine were non stop chattering at that age and it’s such a lovely age when they are mimicing sounds and starting to say words 😫
 
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I find it incredibly sad we never hear them babbling away or making any sounds really all of mine were non stop chattering at that age and it’s such a lovely age when they are mimicing sounds and starting to say words 😫
Me too! My daughter has literally spent the last 15 mins saying "yea yea yea" over and over again 🤣 but I wouldn't change it at all (me and my husband literally laugh all day because of her 😍)

Fopps defo doesn't encourage them to sit or crawl or stand coz it will be too hard work for her. Especially with her phone constantly in her hand.
 
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Anyone clock the toys attached to them pram today.

Seriously...she's so predictable.

We need to start playing a game of what can we make Fopperbollocks do 🤣
 
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It’s funny how she’s banged on about all the baby books she read 🤔🤔🤔 all the breastfeeding books she read and specialists she saw and had no clue how often she had to pump 🤔 no idea she needed to help her boys sit up. I find it incredibly sad we never hear them babbling away or making any sounds really all of mine were non stop chattering at that age and it’s such a lovely age when they are mimicing sounds and starting to say words 😫
She never talks to them normally she’s either shrieking in some high pitch god awful sound, or cackling away, or putting on a stupid telephone voice for them as they’re being filmed for insta stories, YouTube etc. She sings her sentences mostly, there’s nothing natural. So not surprised they don’t babble and mimick her. They look at her when she talks to them with such surprise, that it makes me wonder how much she actually interacts with them when it’s not for show! Poking them and clicking her fingers at them just shows how much she treats them as show ponies.
 
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Just catching up on today... I’ve been dealing with troublesome first teeth (but as a mum of 1 I’m not a super mum!)

Why is there a story with the bubble machine saying “let’s try this again” then it cuts to a video of said machine playing on the coffee table and no children in sight? 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️
 
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Honestly now it’s just getting on my tits!!! I am actually livid watching that.

Rather than go “oh wait, all these people can’t be wrong maybe I am a tit mother so I’ll read some books” she’s decided to prove us all wrong by standing them up when they’ve not properly learned how to use their legs? If she’d actually helped them develop over the last few months they’d be able to do this tit on their own... THEY ARE NOT PERFORMING MONKIES. Stop plastering them all over your Instagram to get validation Nicki, you conceited, dumb boot.

Honest to god, all you’re doing is showing how your social media account is of more importance to you than two beautiful living, breathing human beings... I hope the primark hauls and new cars are worth it to you, you materialistic moron. What an absolute disgrace of a parent.

Also... as someone with fertility issues you should be bloody ashamed of yourself. There are people out there so much more deserving and able as parents who can’t conceive and you’ve finally had your twins and are pissing this amazing miracle right up the wall. Total bleeping joke.
thank you (y) couldn't have said it better myself. I have fertility issues and its making me mad. Lawson look terrified. it was heartbreaking
 
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Just catching up on today... I’ve been dealing with troublesome first teeth (but as a mum of 1 I’m not a super mum!)

Why is there a story with the bubble machine saying “let’s try this again” then it cuts to a video of said machine playing on the coffee table and no children in sight? 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️
She is so determined to always prove people wrong, she’s read the comments on here about them looking perplexed of the bubbles machine, and thought nope can’t have that, I must show them getting excited about it, and did take 2, only it obviously hasn’t gone well again as she’s not shown the boys reaction, but plugged it for a swipe up affiliate link! The woman is a carcrash. Also how much herbs has she used on that omelette for the boys, need a drink of water just looking at the thing! Won’t be long until they are put on her Cajun with everything!
 
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And to top the day off, just as the twins are winding down for bedtime, she starts flashing the disco light and overstimulating the poor babies - she has absolutely no idea what she’s doing
 
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