Fopperholic #54 - £600 to look like a bowler hat, sorry Flops I’d rather be fat!

[Misssj80]

So this is probably what she spent her Thursday doing while her boys were dumped in nursery - at least they were being given full attention by the nursery staff who will of allowed them to play and be kids not little performing animals for mummy !!

She's an absolute joke and yeah if you are so loaded why you flogging your tat for a few quid.... you're an embarrassment to yourself, your husband and your family ......

We'll have some staged pics again tonight of her if she's out...... Oh and I don't believe for one single minute she ate a 'plate of chocolate or two' last night..... give up Nicola you will never be relatable .... EVER #fact

I missed the chocolate story but who has a plate or two of chocolate? In My house it's a box or two or a share sized bar or two the chocolate never goes on a plate

 

[Dontmissmuch]

I missed the chocolate story but who has a plate or two about of chocolate? In My house it's a box or two or a share sized bar or two the chocolate never goes on a plate

Mines lucky to get out the shopping bag - usually eaten in the car on the way home ...... (as a snack!!)

 

[Onceupatime]

She’s selling clothes she brought for a haul, claimed she loved them but never wore!! Shes such a knob

 

[Dontmissmuch]

I missed the chocolate story but who has a plate or two of chocolate? In My house it's a box or two or a share sized bar or two the chocolate never goes on a plate

I think it's still up there ..... was last night.....

 

[Misssj80]

I think it's still up there ..... was last night.....

Ooh I'll go back and look!! A plate of chocolate
Editing to add, just been to look, Sometimes I skip her stories as her voice goes right through me, of course that was your second plate and of course you ate it all. Now if it were a plate of your beloved grenade bars, that haven't been mentioned for a while, I'd probably believe it

 

[Juniper]

Who buys a £70 skirt and either never wears it or doesn’t take it back?!? Yet she NEEDED to go to Solihull during a pandemic to return some of the boys’ clothing.

And what’s with selling for £19.99? Such a random price, round up for gods sake you’re a hustler not a shop.

 

[Sweetbutpsycho]

She’s selling clothes she brought for a haul, claimed she loved them but never wore!! Shes such a knob

This would make a catchy thread title

 

[Monkey47]

Mines lucky to get out the shopping bag - usually eaten in the car on the way home ...... (as a snack!!)

Don’t you mean before you get home & have to share?

 

[caitlinbullen]

And what’s with selling for £19.99? Such a random price, round up for gods sake you’re a hustler not a shop.

Don’t give her her ideas. She’ll be offering Fopps Reward Points (FRP) via #Foppsfashion next:

-10 FRP out-of-date jelly pot
- 50 FRP half a grenade bar
- 100 FRP some half-used Lillash
- 500 FRP signed selfie of Prikki and you can babysit the boys for a day (not Thursday)

 

[Eye_roll_central]

“My clothes are TOO BIG for me but may fit you fatties that follow me”

Get in the bin Fopps.

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Don’t you mean before you get home & have to share?

Well there is that as well...... #busted

 

[lexiloo]

who was the previous owner of this? Hugh Hefner??

 

[Juniper]

who was the previous owner of this? Hugh Hefner??

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That looks so cheap! Look at the puckering on the hems


*I should add that I’m about to open the second bottle of prosecco (or princess petrol at my OH calls it). All opinions may be delivered bluntly this evening

 

[NoseyNorris]

I'm more shocked that most of these items have sold. Are most of her followers bleeping blind?

 

[caitlinbullen]

I'm more shocked that most of these items have sold. Are most of her followers bleeping blind?

Saturday night is prime ‘pissed up Mums purchasing’ hour of the week no? Most people make their drunk purchases between now and about 11pm- they won’t even remember She ain’t completely daft.......

 

[Woodoo]

who was the previous owner of this? Hugh Hefner??

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I just snorted my wine out of my nose at this

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Everything is too big for her.... remember...for years shrimp dick has probably been telling her it's a massive shlong so her sense of scale is off

 

[Hipbones]

Is this a size 10 or a size 8 corrected?

 

[Misssj80]

Is this a size 10 or a size 8 corrected?
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I noticed that too!!!

 

[ChubClubThug]

I wonder how many of these items were dragged out of the ironing pile on the floor