Wotsit
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Here you go
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ChubClubThug
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New name - FOPPCOTTON 
Dontmissmuch
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I'll try again though never very good at these ... lol !
Fopperholic #55 Fopp Cotton's the name, begging's my game sorry my content is so, so lame
Fopperholic #55 Fopp Cotton's the name, begging's my game sorry my content is so, so lame
Wowwwwwwwww
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Fopps fashion appeared within hours of me mentioning it in last thread. What a predictbale cunt.
Nobody needs to know they’re “tOo BiG”. I don’t take my donations to the charity shop and shout at the ladies that I’m getting rid because they’re too small/big/hideous for my current fashion wants.
Also, give the clothes to charity you fucking tight prat. You were advertising a 450 quid glorified hairdryer yesterday but now you’re selling your pathetic dresses cos they’re “tOo bIG” FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
P.S. it’s mom jeans not mum jeans AND it’s THEY'RE not there.
Nobody needs to know they’re “tOo BiG”. I don’t take my donations to the charity shop and shout at the ladies that I’m getting rid because they’re too small/big/hideous for my current fashion wants.
Also, give the clothes to charity you fucking tight prat. You were advertising a 450 quid glorified hairdryer yesterday but now you’re selling your pathetic dresses cos they’re “tOo bIG” FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
P.S. it’s mom jeans not mum jeans AND it’s THEY'RE not there.
Eye_roll_central
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“My clothes are TOO BIG for me but may fit you fatties that follow me”
Get in the bin Fopps.
Get in the bin Fopps.
Eye_roll_central
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Hope that last sentence is a typoShe’s talking like covid effects everyone apart from her, and she’ll be here to keep everyone’s spirts up with her parenting advice/shopping hauls and meal plansshe’s driving me mad today I’d love to lick her in the fanny
we know she doesn’t wash between the gym and going for a smear...Fopps fanny is not somewhere I’d like to lick 
caitlinbullen
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letsmeltthatlard
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Shesonlyworth30
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There aren’t enough bad words in the dictionary for this.
I. Just. Can’t.
I. Just. Can’t.
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Shivers
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The thing is with Fopps is that she’s a ticking time bomb. She is so so controlling about every aspect of her life but she can’t control it all forever.
At some point her & Chris will be unhappy (if not already) and the boys won’t be a plaster for their problems anymore. They married for image and status, and married fast. A long marriage needs more than that to survive. It won’t always be so easy to have date nights and weekend aways when you can’t dump the kids when you feel like it.
The boys won’t do what she wants forever. She won’t always be able to shut them in their rooms. That day is coming fast when they will be in cot beds and when they drop their daytimenap. They won’t want to be dragged out every day and they won’t always want to be on a diet because she is. They will want junk food, they’ll stay up late, they’ll misbehave, they’ll mess the house up, they’ll answer back. And it’s going to TWO at the same time behaving like this. No time for playing dress up anymore.
At some point her parents will be too old to help with the kids all the time. They’ll also reach school age and she won’t have the excuse of being a stay at home mum for the boys. She will need to job hunt and this insta shit show isn’t exactly going to do her CV any favours. Neither will the vast amount of threads here. Instagram won’t be around forever and I don’t care how many pairs of expensive trainers she buys (on credit) they won’t be able to afford her not having an income and she’ll be looking for a real job again in her mid forties.
The insane dieting and exercise will catch up with her. Her trying to keep herself looking young will catch up with her. The overuse of Botox and messing with herself will all catch up with her. She will look older than she is and will burn herself out.
This is all likely to hit her together in next 5 or so years. Let’s see how positive she can stay then.
At some point her & Chris will be unhappy (if not already) and the boys won’t be a plaster for their problems anymore. They married for image and status, and married fast. A long marriage needs more than that to survive. It won’t always be so easy to have date nights and weekend aways when you can’t dump the kids when you feel like it.
The boys won’t do what she wants forever. She won’t always be able to shut them in their rooms. That day is coming fast when they will be in cot beds and when they drop their daytimenap. They won’t want to be dragged out every day and they won’t always want to be on a diet because she is. They will want junk food, they’ll stay up late, they’ll misbehave, they’ll mess the house up, they’ll answer back. And it’s going to TWO at the same time behaving like this. No time for playing dress up anymore.
At some point her parents will be too old to help with the kids all the time. They’ll also reach school age and she won’t have the excuse of being a stay at home mum for the boys. She will need to job hunt and this insta shit show isn’t exactly going to do her CV any favours. Neither will the vast amount of threads here. Instagram won’t be around forever and I don’t care how many pairs of expensive trainers she buys (on credit) they won’t be able to afford her not having an income and she’ll be looking for a real job again in her mid forties.
The insane dieting and exercise will catch up with her. Her trying to keep herself looking young will catch up with her. The overuse of Botox and messing with herself will all catch up with her. She will look older than she is and will burn herself out.
This is all likely to hit her together in next 5 or so years. Let’s see how positive she can stay then.
Sweetbutpsycho
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She is a fucking witch isn't she! I commented on the dress she said was an 8 when the lable clearly said a 10!
All I said was is this an 8 or a 10? Guess what....
She has edited the post, deleted my comment and blocked me!!! She is unhinged
All I said was is this an 8 or a 10? Guess what....
She has edited the post, deleted my comment and blocked me!!! She is unhinged
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I've lurked here for ages. I live local so see her from time to time. I saw her yesterday she had a right face on!! I think it was too busy or too muddy for her to do a photo shoot. We were in the woods and we saw Chris first. I expected to go round the corner and see her lying on a log taking selfies!! Chris was with Lawson and seemed really sweet with him.
Lalalalaaaaaa85
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I’m sorry I don’t want to be mean but that post makes her mum seem special needs. I just don’t get it? I would absolutely hate it if my mum was being talked about online...I just don’t get why Fopps doesn’t want to protect any of the people she ‘loves’. Her boys and her mum are just used for her own gain. I love all you lot on this thread but honestly if strangers were talking about my mum like we all are I’d cry myself to sleep. Why doesn’t she care?Just so fucking weird
SellYerMawForASubwaySalad
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I've had a voice note. She demanded my number "because she wanted to have a word with me" can't even remember what it was about but something really trivial. I responded saying no thanks I'll pass on that. Fucking lunatic bastard.
