Fopperholic #40 - Thread 40, just like her age, fuming she didn’t get a collab with Fage!

[Justhereforthegoss]

Tagging Budweiser in her pics is she hoping to be their next brand ambassador....

Can just imagine their next advert. Fopps on the phone to mad Mazza.
"Whaaaaaasup, have you tried this AHHHMAZING low cal, low syn beer mum?!"
"Oh my gorgeous Nikki, no I have not. I will be sure to buy 1 when I'm out buying a Grenade bar since you have never let me try them even though you get boxes and boxes delivered and only have half a bar at a time! Love to gorgeous chris and the boys!"

Sorry...got a bit carried away!

 

[lexiloo]

Sorry I know this isn’t the right thread but does anyone know where the thread for Mummy in the know has gone?

its still on here but for some reason its hard to find in the search

Mummy in the Know

Oh I don’t even know where to start with her - as I previously mentioned she discussed the BLM movement despite displaying a lack of diversity across her platforms. Although she did mention that some distant relative came from Jamaica so we may get some project or something at some point! But...

tattle.life

 

[Shivers]

Edit the exposure, contrast, tint etc...you mean like a filter does then Fopps?

 

[Noonoosanne]

Edit the exposure, contrast, tint etc...you mean like a filter does then Fopps?

It’s a bleeping filter ffs fopps!!!

 

[ChubClubThug]

Edit the exposure, contrast, tint etc...you mean like a filter does then Fopps?

Probably ends more edited than if she'd just used a filter. Her face is more blurry than a cctv crime watch special lately, I can just about make out her features!

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Edit the exposure, contrast, tint etc...you mean like a filter does then Fopps?

Came to say same.... it's the Ronseal special filter

 

[Misssj80]

She really is thick old fopps. You are using a filter love, that isn't you naturally

 

[Popsock123]

Tagging Budweiser in her pics is she hoping to be their next brand ambassador....

Can just imagine their next advert. Fopps on the phone to mad Mazza.
"Whaaaaaasup, have you tried this AHHHMAZING low cal, low syn beer mum?!"
"Oh my gorgeous Nikki, no I have not. I will be sure to buy 1 when I'm out buying a Grenade bar since you have never let me try them even though you get boxes and boxes delivered and only have half a bar at a time! Love to gorgeous chris and the boys!"

Sorry...got a bit carried away!

DEAD at the whatssssuuup. It don’t get old

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Does she think she's relatable saying the boys are playing up (of course Faverson wants Mummy!! ).... she's having a beer (low calorie of course !! FFS) before 5pm..... and is sat in her grey lounge with her VERY VERY heavily filtered picture posing with her said beer (should of tagged ronseal while she was at it !!) ....... Oh do duck off....!!! I don't know any of my friends who would be sat like that with a 2 year olds... hell I'm wearing my bandaeu dress (five years old from Tesco !!), no bra, flip flops and my hair in a messy (hamster free) bun on top of my head - totally make up free..... on my 3rd can of Koppenberg (I do put it in a glass) and my teenagers are being a pair of argumentative shits........ Hate to tell you this Nicola it's gonna get a WHOLE lot worse before it starts to get any better so strap yourself in and buy some proper alcohol you silly over filtered bint !

 

[ChubClubThug]

She's such a bullshitter... I'd say she's having a decent day if she's managed to shower, blow dry her hair, straighten it, put make up on, paint her nails, fake tan and even get dressed! Some days when my child is a screaming banshee I barely get to brush my teeth, let alone the full works. The mother has been around has she

 

[MycatiscalledLizzie]

Her favourite beer is desperado. Let’s face it - she is one!

 

[ChubClubThug]

9 bottles prikki is making a come back. I wonder if she's scared that if she gets drunk, the mask will slip and her not so hidden inner chav will come steaming out and threaten to fight us all

 

[Shivers]

The boys get second hand wellie boots and puddlesuits..

She sells car mirrors for a fiver instead of giving them to someone who needs them...

But it’s a new £175 pair of trainers for Chris...

 

[ChubClubThug]

The boys get second hand wellie boots and puddlesuits..

She sells car mirrors for a fiver instead of giving them to someone who needs them...

But it’s a new £175 pair of trainers for Chris...

Surprised he didn't get his mankles out for the occasion

 

[Eyerolling]

What kind of hole does a photoshoot with their new trainers just shows how shallow they are. They are so cringe worthy

 

[DishtheDirt]

#plasticface

Living it up on Bud Light

 

[Cockleshell Bay]

Kids are kids at the end of the day, you have good days and bad days. She has a lot of ‘me’ time which is why when they play up,
maybe if she spent less time worrying about turkey mince, fat free yogurt and putting her phone down Grayson wouldn’t be so needy and little Lawson would get some much needed attention.

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

He did a photo shoot with trainers.

If only he had two other matching photogenic things in his house that he could regularly take pictures of without spending more money on shite. Honestly these bleeping people!

 

[lexiloo]

only fun sponge fopps could do a "need a drink" picture and include syns

 

[Buggeroff]

They are both so pathetic they act about 18.
You just think it times like these they’d think and not brag so much about trainers, extensions, expensive rugs. I would love to see how much they spend in a week vs how much they have coming in.
During lockdown they must of spent a lot more than that pathetic donation she made to the baby bank.

only fun sponge fopps could do a "need a drink" picture and include syns

If you need a drink you don’t give a tit about syns