Fopperholic #35 The Mussolini of Montessori

[Hipbones]

When she was talking about her brother being at her mum's and it wasn't fair because he was here and she can't get to see him, what I really took from that was it isn't fair he is spending so much time with their parents and she isn't centre of attention for once

Definitely! And she’s gutted she hasn’t got her parents on hand to babysit the twins so she can go and do her exercise

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

I'm sorry but what the hell is hair paste? I'm 34 and never heard of it

 

[Salmonshirt]

What in the Flopp is that multiple mum video?! What’s the point?!

 

[Misssj80]

What in the Flopp is that multiple mum video?! What’s the point?!

And one lady only had one child with her?. Does that not defeat the object?

 

[Dontmissmuch]

So stories......

1. Fuuummmming deep down that her brother is getting all Mad Mazza's attention ! So jealous she'll be glad when he's pissed off I bet ! No thought for how gutting it must be for him and Carly to be so far away from home, their dogs and the worry of a possible cancelled wedding and no work if they are both entertainers in Cyprus !

2. She is going to do something productive tonight - yoga ! Then chill and watch some TV.... How can she say that when she has a tit load of ironing getting bigger and bigger - now getting that done would be productive you lazy bint !

3. The way she spoke about Lawson and his cut (she's a FIRST TIME MUM in case you forgot!)..... he was due a nap ?! FFS your son has bashed his head yet you're worried about his nap time being disrupted !! She didn't say how proud she was, what a brave boy he was..... just he was 'amazing' ... I just think she's a real cold fish with no emotion ...... most mums first time or otherwise trust their gut - she doesn't seem to know that !

 

[Ellsbells123]

So she showed a box of bath bombs that she had ordered from the body shop, but tonight produces one from a different company. And surely more fun if the boys had been able to do
It?

 

[Salmonshirt]

Obsessed with naps but if my child had whacked their head I’d be trying to avoid them sleeping!

 

[Sweetbutpsycho]

So much for no phones on 'date night' so that's why she got so dolled up because she was invited to join the 'multiple mums' Don't Rush thing I's it just me but why does she and others insist on calling themselves multiple mums, mums of multiples?! Is it some kind of cult Are they not Mom's same as everyone else that has children bleeping winds me up

And why do they all have wind machines

 

[Shivers]

I see Ella’s Kitchen have replied to one of the comments about the collab with Fopps saying they’re looking into it.

I know some were against people contacting the companies she works with. I personally never have but I can see why people do to be honest and think it’s important that they reconsider the relationship. I just wish the companies would do their own research to begin with, maybe a lot do and that’s why she gets so few collabs.

 

[Popsock123]

You will only understand if you have multiple babies and go out without one I don’t have babies and that comment upset me. She is so cold it’s untrue

 

[notokhun]

First time mum. Jeez. It's been 20 months. It's on the job training, surely she's worked this out now?!
All My children are different. None have done things the same way, all walked at different ages, all slept though at different stages. Even though I wasn't a first time mum I still had no clue most of the time (and still don't) about what I'm doing. We all have to deal with new things with children every day, especially when they have accidents.
She needs to stop saying first time mum and just own the fact that it's hard. We get it. We all know. Welcome to the club. She just pisses me off when she makes excuses for things not working out as planned/expected. That is parenting. It needs no excuses.
'My child had an accident, it's never happened before we didn't know what to do so I called 111, they said to take him to a&e so off we went'
All that was needed. not an excuse as to why she didn't immediately go, no one especially right now would really expect it if it wasn't life threatening!

 

[Hipbones]

And one lady only had one child with her?. Does that not defeat the object?

Fopps had a glass of wine that she pretended to sip

 

[Buggeroff]

Urgh that video is predictable! Sam fiers did it. And some other twin mums but they aren’t big influencers and literally was about 4 of them. Not every single one of them. Hers was cringe she isn’t she aware that type of video she needs to be glammed up in the same flipped room

 

[Misssj80]

Fopps had a glass of wine that she pretended to sip

that was to make her part longer!!

 

[Betty80]

I was literally cringing watching that multiple mums thing this is why she got so dressed up for date night. Absolutely everything in her life is based around social media and needing constant validation that she’s the best mum, the most beautiful woman, has the best husband etc... I think she was constantly told how amazing she was and how she was the best at everything growing up and now she has the need to still hear that constantly.
Also it drives me mad using this multiple mums term all the time to make themselves look more special. I have a 3 and a 6 year old why is that less special?

 

[Noonoosanne]

What in the Flopp is that multiple mum video?! What’s the point?!

I knew that don’t rush challenge was coming ! Everyone is doing it !

 

[OhDearFords]

You know what I absolutely LOVE.... that even though she's on that stupid 'multiple mums' thing, her section begins just as you have to press to continue watching, meaning its over the limit of time a normal video post can be on the grid. So won't be seen by anyone who doesnt want to launch IGTV. Hehee.

 

[instasheep]

She looks so contrived and out of place in it. She looks like the oldest out of the mums, which I doubt she will like.
All children are beautiful, but some of those children in the video look like little models.

 

[Dontmissmuch]

So much for no phones on 'date night' so that's why she got so dolled up because she was invited to join the 'multiple mums' Don't Rush thing I's it just me but why does she and others insist on calling themselves multiple mums, mums of multiples?! Is it some kind of cult Are they not Mom's same as everyone else that has children bleeping winds me up

And why do they all have wind machines

Surely anyone with more than one child is a mum of multiples ? Also it doesn't make you any less of a mum if you only have one child either.. bleeping idiots.... !!

 

[Justhereforthegoss]

Where do I start?!
NHS 24 would have told her that only 1 adult could attend...otherwise they would've all been there. How did Faveson manage without her?!
The comment- it just wouldn't stop bleeding so I didn't know what to do I'm a first time mum blah blah blah! Had it been your head that wouldn't stop bleeding then I'm sure a trip to hospital would be your first thought!

Haha, so much for getting dolled up for date night...it was just to do that stupid tik tok with the young mums!

Also, Lawson didn't even get a full post. The 2nd pic is with Faveson...had it been Faveson that hurt himself he would've had a full 10 pic post all to himself who am I kidding, Faveson is always with Chris and Fopps so he wouldn't have a chance to fall into something.
Remember in a story post from the garden last week Lawson fell over and she just carried on walking, no "oops up you get, let me help you" etc just nothing.