Happy new year lovelies, had to check back in after I’d had a nosey at Fopperbollocks! Firstly my god what the hell is the gerbil on her head, I’m probably repeating what you’ve all already said so do forgive me! I knew she wouldn’t be able to last without Slimming World! That’s how she built up her account, yet she thought she was everything without it, truth be told noone really gave a shite about her polyester hauls or her crap parenting or costa trips, or her pink filtered holidays with her kids infecting the pools. They came for her weight loss thing, when she left I’m sure her engagement and followers dipped. So whaddyaknow she’s back in Jan, quelle surprise the time where weight loss companies go through the roof and she’s hoping her numbers do the same! So very predictable Fopps. I’d hate to be that consultant with her flapping around me every week thinking she knows it all! She said on that vlog “I know I won’t be perrrrfect” yet she’s already showing the same signs of disordered eating again, by being anal over a few more grams of cheese. Come off it fopps we’ve all been here before with you remember, does she forget what she writes!
If she’s a size eight “without trying” why have SW allowed her back in, she must be right on the lowest acceptable weight surely. Boys still looking as vacant as ever, i’d hoped they’d be in nursery getting the stimulation and attention they deserved and needed by now, but there’s balenciaga trainers to buy instead of nursery fees, and the boys are needed as photo props still I guess! Btw I took my kids to Thomas land in summer and it was fab, I’m glad shit for brains didn’t get her photo ops for the gram, maybe she could engage her brain to what’s suitable for her boys and the weather etc next time! I think that’s enough rants from me for now as you were people ha x