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Fopperholic #17 She's cleaver, she's frugal, she loves a pot noodle
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Was it a dog before Mummy took a picture to stretch it into a graffe?The boys have excelled themselves today. Colouring/scribbling in straight lines, pressing down very hard for 1 year old boys that have only just started using cutlery and now look what they've build themselves using the mega bloksView attachment 60048
That’s not courgetti...it’s just slices of courgette
So his knees can empathise with his anklesI too am dead at deux knees
Hands up I am no fashionista, but I really cannot understand what place these moth eaten garments have in this world????
Summer - burned knees. Winter - cold knees. Dafuq is the point?
Just had a few days unwell and caught up on Fopps tattle thread from Thursday to Today dozens of pages she really is a first class liar and lover of herself.
she really is a first class liar and lover of herself.
Its actually a really good way of them learning to tidy too. My son's a couple of months older and I always used to let him tip up then make a game of putting them back in. He now tips them out and will put them back in when he's done, sometimes he just does it for fun!
Unlike their mother, who's a fully fledged member of Densa
Love the thread title idea but definitely think Fop Geldof needs adding in because that nugget of genius from JayS gave me the inspiration for the songs I reworded.What charity work does she do again?
Does she mean sharing their story and writing "can you help?"
Newsflash Flopps (can we rename her Fop Geldof?) - that ain't charity work
Fop Geldof, so cleaver and wise...Can you keep up with her big web of lies?
Fop Geldof, so noble and bold, please swipe up to stop Chris' knees getting cold....
Fop Geldof, so noble and bold, please swipe up to stop Chris' knees getting cold....
will someone please send him this nick name
I burst out laughing everytime I see it. Rat boy luv you have a new name 
Love the swipe up to save his knees and it also rhymes with the peas. Maybe like
Fop Geldof says swipe up please, save the freeze of Chrisanddeuxknees. Love that jerk and his rice & peas?
Jerk, rice and peas for Chrisanddeuxknees, Fop Geldof’s skint so swipe up please!
Have I missed something? Where does the Chrisdeuxknees cone from? Come on my Tattlie friends, spill the peas/beans...
Fopp Geldof: Do they know it's Costa time?
My sons 4 and they still are happy with “mark making” glitter and paint splattered on a pageAt their age my daughter was bringing home "art" from nursery which was called "mark making" aka a dot on a page
My god, the effort it took to attach these screenshots
I've got an album of deux knees on my phone now 
my other half will think I've got a weird knee fetish Attachments
Those crayon lines are actually hilarious... however there will now be parents out there wondering why their children aren’t doing that. They won’t realise Nicola is just a showing off her own artwork 
His Insta page is called Chrisdeuxboys but as he always has ripped jeans and his knees hanging out someone renamed him Chrisdeuxknees !!
edit... sorry CringeHard gave him his new name
Those are the knees of a 90 year old! 
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