Fopperholic #106 expert in this and expert in that, still shows off her fake designer tat!

[Latetotheparty]

Surely no one is doing a food collab of any kind with Fopps? Bulk orders of turkey mince incoming!!! Food goes to fopps house to die, she will ruin that womans business with her disordered eating and reputation for spraying food with bleach spray to avoid the risk of scoffing it.

Maybe someone should tag that woman in fopps slimming hurled photo to give her a peak at what’s she’s in for

(I’m joking btw! I wouldn’t want to sabotage anyone unless they were doing something extremely exploitive and wrong. Here’s hoping fopps actually learns something about food and changes her ways after 20yrs of sw crap)

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

I actually noticed this on her stories that the light reflection on her nose was wonky. She looks so different now to when she first appeared on social media. Clearly something gone wrong with fillers or Botox along the way with her nose and lips.

I’m sure she loves it as she loves herself more than anything.

 

[15minutesoffame]

how do we know she’s ditched the “coaching”? I use that term loosely. Didn’t her one coachee have a breakdown or something ? Was clearly a very vulnerable person.

Oh I don't, am just speculating! However wouldn't put it past her to try and podcast about being a life coach, all the glamour and none of the actual work is right up her street

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

This one's pretty good too. Under 3.00 in most places. I'm going to try that Nutmeg. What a bargain.

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

I keep chuckling at the exercise in her garden reel, reminds me of the time she perched on her fence to advertise skinny whip bars and her feet looked huuuuuge

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Sorry. But those boobs.

She will be making a rod for her own back if she lets him have a day of for being 'poorly' then treating him all day.. he looks the type of kid that will wise up to that and fake it to spend time with mummy being treated ! Also bet they tell Otherson what a nice day and make him feel even more rejected and shit

ETA - not so much 'lets' him.... but if he thinks he's gonna be treated all day when supposedly sick then he'll be pulling a fast one - kids are crafty little shits !

Good. She will suffer big time then
Makes me laugh

 

[Dontmissmuch]

It's Chris' 50th, right?

Nooo he was only 40 last year

 

[Rc1407]

What are we guessing tonight’s reel is going to be…

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

Oh but it's worth hitting save

In Cuckoo Land aka the fake world of Fopps

 

[lexiloo]

Has the video from last night been taken down ? I can't see it... I did report it but could still see it all evening... so not sure if because I reported they've blocked my access ? Hope it's been removed...

It's still there, when you report content on insta it vanishes for you but can still be seen by others unless they actually remove it, they're very slow to react and often fob reports off which is annoying

 

[Misssj80]

I've just looked at the make up artists page, she pulls some funny faces when showing off her make up, it's really odd

 

[bunsofsteel]

Best time to start HRT is when you're peri-menopausal and for a lot of women (myself included) that starts early 40s.

None of my friends have struggled to get HRT under the age of 45, if you do struggle, it's the GP that is the problem.

 

[walterisback]

I don’t know about anyone else but those Hard Seltzers give me alcoholic vibes. She’s desperate for the buzz without the calorie.

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

Oh what a surprise, she's ditched the coaching because

how do we know she’s ditched the “coaching”? I use that term loosely. Didn’t her one coachee have a breakdown or something ? Was clearly a very vulnerable person.

 

[Rainbowcolours]

Is this aimed at fopps or what haha

 

[MrsM79]

Yuk those cheap nasty fish burgers look fucking vile!

 

[Dontmissmuch]

They are cute though

Not in my book they're not

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

Is this a Simpsons reference

Yes!

 

[sickofthefake!]

I love the thought that I might know someone on here irl.

I might know you guys too

 

[MrsM79]

Chris looks soooo creepy in that picture

 

[Horseyhelen]

I’m 45 and my periods started declining and I started getting hot sweats in the night at 38. My periods only last a day now so I’m pretty sure I’m menopausal but my GP made me have blood tests as he was so unsure due to my age and also the meds I’m already on. I have an appointment tomorrow to discuss the outcome. God knows what she’s said to get HRT.

I’m sure that in one of her infamous childlike blogs she says it’s ‘star week’ (cringe) and she’s screamed at Chris as she was bloated and didn’t like her outfit. She’s just a hangry bitch who will try to use anything to excuse her behaviour rather than addressing her disordered eating.

This is what my GP wants to do first and started on about hormone ranges etc....I'm happy

[QUOTE="Horseyhelen, post: 13611606,
the average size 14 mum dressed in primark stuff who's run off her feet trying to fit in work or life around childcare and ends up grabbing a packet of crisps for lunch!!!

You’ve just hit the nail on the head - and described me
[/QUOTE]
Yeah its fairly accurate description of me although I'm more matalan than primark