Fopperholic #102 Fopps looks rough, Chris is buff and the wedding party are a bunch of scruffs!!

[Dontmissmuch]

I know I bang on about this woman but the comparison is off the scale for someone who is same age.. same size... she said she's a ten but sized up ... she just oozes class and makes it look effortless... unlike Nicola ... she should take tips from shelley!!

 

[Justwishfulthinking]

The orange face and pale neck. She’s classy. I thought she was cuddling a Chucky doll.Mullets must be back in

 

[Newmumontheblock]

Fopperholic 103 # narcissistic mum, only cares for one son, couldn’t give a toss about the other one.

 

[Emsie]

I know I bang on about this woman but the comparison is off the scale for someone who is same age.. same size... she said she's a ten but sized up ... she just oozes class and makes it look effortless... unlike Nicola ... she should take tips from shelley!!

Are you shelley

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Are you shelley

I wish ... I probably am to her what fopps is to the young insta huns.... a wannabe Shelley... think I'm almost old enough to be her mum

 

[Olli1510]

Funny how whenever she has to be an actual mother there’s always an ‘event she was supposed to attend but can’t’ Like when Chris was away with work. She’s so pathetic.

 

[Latetotheparty]

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The orange face and pale neck. She’s classy. I thought she was cuddling a Chucky doll.Mullets must be back in

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Could she look anymore disinterested and dead behind the eyes! And who the hell photographs themselves posing while staring off into the distance ‘kissing’ their poorly child’s head, Grow up Nicola! She’s not right in the head

 

[Rainbowcolours]

She's feeling g sorry for herself because she can't go to the gym

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

She's feeling g sorry for herself because she can't go to the gym

I couldn't think of a worse place in the world to go

 

[Rainbowcolours]

I couldn't think of a worse place in the world to go

She'll be in the gym all weekend to make up fir it

 

[Eye_roll_central]

She changes her bio more often than she changes her trainers
She was “passionate” about food parenting and mindset…now she’s just “posts” about it.

 

[Izzy2011]

I know I bang on about this woman but the comparison is off the scale for someone who is same age.. same size... she said she's a ten but sized up ... she just oozes class and makes it look effortless... unlike Nicola ... she should take tips from shelley!!

Love her style I started following her recently after you mentioned her.

 

[JustWonderingIf]

She changes her bio more often than she changes her trainers
She was “passionate” about food parenting and mindset…now she’s just “posts” about it.

Because she's convinced that she is only 1 small tweak away from gaining massive popularity.
She see's it that she has manifested hard for fame and one day the universe will just 'gift' it to her.
She has all the self awareness of a slug.
She doesn't understand her personality, life style and basically everything about her is why she's not and never will be a big influencer.

 

[Latetotheparty]

Because she's convinced that she is only 1 small tweak away from gaining massive popularity.
She see's it that she has manifested hard for fame and one day the universe will just 'gift' it to her.
She has all the self awareness of a slug.
She doesn't understand her personality, life style and basically everything about her is why she's not and never will be a big influencer.

Agree! Imagine being 42 and this being your ‘work’, constantly tweaking your bio to try and appeal to strangers on an app for validation. What a sad, lonely, desperate old housewife. Put more validation into your life and children fopps, it’ll be far more rewarding & fulfilling in the future!

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

She changes her bio more often than she changes her trainers
She was “passionate” about food parenting and mindset…now she’s just “posts” about it.

Well thats a HUUUUGE step in my eyes...she is FINALLY admitting that she is NOT passionate about real food, parenting or mindset (aka Nikki Ryan Coaching)

ABOUT BLOODY TIME!

 

[Slimem]

I would say the 6k followers on her ‘coaching’ page is a far more accurate indication of her actual followers than the hundreds and hundreds of fake ones on her main profile.

 

[theeyeroller]

My little girl had chickenpox a couple of weeks ago, and it wouldn’t even have crossed my mind to slap on a full face of make up including highlighter or take a photo of me cuddling her whilst staring wistfully into the distance God knows what planet Nicola is on!

 

[JustWonderingIf]

Talking to another significantly younger reality nobody like she knows them (and getting ignored)

 

[Crazymummy]

It’s seems her ‘busy mum with sick child’ did go down well!

 

[honey&lemon]

Covid. Just say he doesn’t have Covid. Why is she saying ‘you know what’

and also it very much sounds like covid so I doubt doing 1 lateral flow test since Saturday really ensures he doesn’t have it. Idiot