I get that quite often its nowt to do with my face though just i'm 4'10I’m 30 and a sales person once asked if there was an adult with me when I was buying something. I mean I don’t look 30 but I also don’t look 17 so I don’t know what he was on
. I just went “I’m 30 mate” and he went “oh sorry madam”
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I will be honest, can i see City losing any games no. If there is any chance has to be Spurs. As a Arsenal fan will i give up hope, no way. Can my heart take it if we go to the last day nope 🫣
There needs to be better guidance, I got carded earlier this year buying a lottery ticket for my mother.I’m 30 and a sales person once asked if there was an adult with me when I was buying something
I’m 48. Now I know I look younger than my age
I could get away with late 30’s at best but FFS. 
I'm 4'11 and I once had a steward at Anfield tsk at me and wrap my scarf up around my neck because the wind was quite bad... I was 25
A few weeks ago I was very at peace with Arsenal or Liverpool winning the title especially after we drew against you how could I complain after winning the last 3 and the champions league last year, I thought it was Arsenals if I’m honest, but a small piece of me knew City would still fight for it and results went our way
So here we are me in the blue corner and you in the red corner and it’s 4 games left
It was a pretty easy game for you. At least we kept it 0-0 for half an hour. Losing to your lot I can take at least it was 4+. Still we need a win and soonA few weeks ago I was very at peace with Arsenal or Liverpool winning the title especially after we drew against you how could I complain after winning the last 3 and the champions league last year, I thought it was Arsenals if I’m honest, but a small piece of me knew City would still fight for it and results went our way
So here we are me in the blue corner and you in the red corner and it’s 4 games left
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Your team did their bit for a good cause letting City take the 3 points, but it wasn’t easy that little Man United reject Elanga made me nervy. Get 3 points next week and your fine I’ll be supporting youIt was a pretty easy game for you. At least we kept it 0-0 for half an hour. Losing to your lot I can take at least it was 4+. Still we need a win and soon
How fit is my man Josko
I'm hoping andYour team did their bit for a good cause letting City take the 3 points, but it wasn’t easy that little Man United reject Elanga made me nervy. Get 3 points next week and your fine I’ll be supporting you
How fit is my man Josko
!!! We need to win against Sheff Utd. We don't like each other either. So it will be fun.Elanga just hasn't been fit to plays matches back to back, so hoping he can get issue sorted.
Josko not my taste too much beard but annoyed Dias didn't start. I do like him
I’m also 30 and got id’d for a bottle of Kylie wine a couple of weeks agoI’m 30 and a sales person once asked if there was an adult with me when I was buying something
PMSL! Hey I had to be on my best behaviour as was in my friend’s dad’s season ticket seat that he has had for decades, so no tackles from the stand this time
Still a free woman, Unai is a little tied up mind… said he wants me to dress up as Gunnersaurus later though, but thats fine by me
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That’s the spiritMy only saving grace today is the thought of Tyrone Mings in UCL
No seriously, has anyone checked on @Velocinaptor2?!
Love you guys 
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It worked! Vampire bat signal
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I made him get this tie out earlier, you can thank the Arsenal win on that 🫡---
Love you guys, thanks for the concern, no arrests at this stage. I’ll try and remember to let him out for the Olympiacos presser, the boys can take their own training this week, he needs the rest
I’ll tell you who didn’t evade security last night: two lads near me who were bellowing crap constantly at Poch and the refs. A security guard came over after the break and pulled them out for 5-10 mins.
They came back pretty sheepish but livid - they’d been reported for abusing the 4th official! I was so glad it shut them up, swear some guys go just to hear their inane ramblings.
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I'm not giving up yet, but I reckon city will win
Love ya Look I can’t be catching a ban this side of (potential) CL football at VP!
I’m impressed by my restraint though, I mean look at him
If the peach isn’t on display that sex coat is the next best thing (and what I want his statue to be wearing… Not until he’s 94 and has eclipsed George Ramsey’s 42 year record though. Then I can spend my remaining years sleeping under it like Greyfriars Bobby ).It was funny we were talking about bottle incidents the other day as he picked something small up from the technical area, lobbed it and hit a ball boy
He was laughing and apologised haha.Seriously though he’s fascinating to watch, he can see the flow of the game to an insane degree. At one point was calling Ollie over into a space to receive a ball that was about six plays away. His brain is on some 5D chess thing.
Also when he sat down my other focus became Poch’s calves
Damn, I think he’s quite hot anyway, but even through tracksuit bottoms they were surprisingly mesmerising! I’m going to have to watch the match back as I really wasn’t paying attention Something to be proud of?
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They were the better side no question.We were tit yesterday.Forest missed some absolute sitters though.Something to be proud of?
Maybe.
Really bad misses. Ah well
Mrs Thiago & her husband are off. Couldn't hack facing the Villa (and being heckled about her tweeting about him being on the bench)
He’s just leaving mid season? Thats a bit weird.
no he's leaving at the end just announced it already
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