Footballers & Wags #54

[Just Drive]

Biggest bellend in football.. Should’ve sent him North Korea instead

I just giggle-snorted in a really unladylike manner. Liv, you’re a treasure.

 

[Velocinaptor2]

LOOOOL I FUCKING LOVE YOU, WOLVES! WEST MIDS RISE UP

 

[LaraQ]

As a City fan,I'm hoping for a draw between Arsenal and Liverpool today.I've got a feeling Liverpool are going to win though.

 

[wordzalad]

There is not one sexy Chelsea player. Poch is a bit of a DILF but that is it.

 

[Velocinaptor2]

More to the point how did Lenglet get booked for dissent when half of Utd are yapping at the ref all game? Ha yeah I can never work out who he reminds me of either, hilarious he got booked for that really as he’s generally the quietest, most stoic man on the pitch.

Consoling myself with Unai looking hot and villainous in that coat

 

[dreamteam1]

Hmmm Matty Cash shouldn’t be on

 

[EllaBella10]

Anyone got tea on Wesley Fofana and his wife? Have they split up? They got married not that long ago.

 

[CheekyVimto99]

Well done Klopp & Liverpool (sorry Poch… I do feel bad for him as he’s lovely), really hope they get the quad for him now. I’m going to try and go to our last home game which will be Klopp’s penultimate, if we’re still in a CL spot by then I’ll need a week signed off to stop crying at both.

As a city fan I have to say I really hope they DONT win a quad although it's not a true quad because it's not the champions League trophy

 

[Panda girl 04]

I’m very much looking forward to it.

I think we all are it's the grey coat he wears and the v neck jumpers

Am i right in thinking you are a Arsenal fan and @xoxogossip_girl is as well?

 

[Laughalong]

Tottenham: The most second half team of all the teams

Not mad at it. Still momentarily get angry that Palace managed to go 1-0 first, then the sigh of relief seeing 2-1 and then 3-1. Wouldn’t change them

 

[Velocinaptor2]

I liked watching him play, but even at Villa I’ve always thought he’s a total dickhead, the boy idolised Gabby Agbonlahor (the guy who got 3women pregnant at the same time)for a while so that was mistake no1.
The drink (or whatever else) driving after going to some dodgy party at Ross McCormick’s flat (a guy who was completely outcast) and the fact he’s been a total fool repeatedly and never learnt from it, just means he isn’t likeable.

Wouldn’t want him back at Villa, we are better now without him.

Oh god I wouldn’t want him back either, can you imagine? I think he’d fold like a paper towel in that squad now, he’s not got the focus and there’s no way his partying & off-field antics would be tolerated.

Urrgh you’ve reminded me of things I’d forgotten about… I also wish Gabby wasn’t so tied to us at times, will always be grateful for his goals against the scum, but he irritates me. Hopefully Ollie will stick around, he needs 25 more goals to beat Gabby’s standing record as our top scorer (and in about half the games).

 

[Velocinaptor2]

I'll be honest with how good West Ham can be especially Bowen, I thought it'd be a draw & def no clean sheet

Oh god I’ve just remembered we’ve got you guys next week haven’t we I’m glad Newcastle broke our home record now so at least you lot can’t claim that

 

[pixxyy]

“Weird” people and the women “look pale like porcelain”. Thoroughly unpleasant cow.

Like Husband Like Wife. When i'm having a down day this vid makes me happy

 

[Velocinaptor2]

I am looking at that hula hoop shot RESPECTFULLY!!!

That last shot I relate to: looking knackered with the mini-band, only difference is that’s the only thing I’ve done to that point

At the risk of doxxing myself further to anyone that may know me on this forum, I need to pay that place a visit 1. to supervise Ty and borrow his phone and accidentally airdrop Unai’s number to my own and 2. because they have my NHL team’s jersey on the wall

 

[Velocinaptor2]

Cheers Toffees/Ange who clearly read my plea and went halves. You’re at minimum third in my heart once Klopp goes anyway babe.

 

[LaraQ]

Have to be careful celebrating like that before fulltime

And there we go.

 

[dreamteam1]

according to Fabrizo Romano (and his fairly distateful tweet, given the circumstances), palace have agreed terms with his replacement, others suggesting the cancelled press conference earlier today may have been Roy announcing he was stepping down... very sad, must have been a very stressful few weeks. hope Roy is okay

not sure if anyone saw a seven page letter allegedly from Aston Villa staff about working conditions/the club, was posted earlier today on twitter and deleted very quickly. initially I was quick to think it was some sort of weird prank to mess with villa fans, but when you read it, it doesn't immediately seem obviously fake ?

Interesting, is Heck Purslow’s replacement?

I hope Nassef and Wes look into some of this, sounds like it’s been run by some archaic dinosaurs

ohhh Heck is some Yank, talks like Ted Lasso

 

[Red hair dont care]

Some of us are seeing it through til the bitter bitter end

It's okay you got us next

 

[Snoopysnoop123]

Is that a chain attached to the birds leg

Yeah first thing me and my bf said was I thought this was only on matchdays. Didn’t seem that way tbh.

 

[Snoopysnoop123]

Watching Micky Van De Vens performances week after week in the prem