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This was unexpected, there’s still chance for us (Villa) to loose it though 🙄

Also, still sad no one got me Chambers with a bow on for Christmas 😆
What the actual duck I thought we were at home, we won away (armchair fan) Not to rub it in 😆 UTV!
 
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Let me know where you end up @Snoopysnoop123 and I’ll at least make sure I don’t choose a rival 😂

There’s supporting your team through the bad times and there’s whatever Spurs have been this season. That bench alone should be enough for Levy to throw cash like popcorn in a cinema this window, but you know what they say about pigs flying.
 
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Taking a mid party break (Leeds game today and then a little NYE party with with some old school friends in Ponteland, Newcastle) and thought I'd see what was happening on Tattle while we wait our booze delivery. And what a treat to see BECKFORD! One of my all time favourite Leeds players. Perfect combination of flair, arrogance and charisma. We always believed he would score. A monster at that level. Made it look so easy.
I was so drunk when I posted this and apparently I read it out loud to someone and started to cry lol
 
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I was so drunk when I posted this and apparently I read it out loud to someone and started to cry lol
“Perfect combination of flair, arrogance and charisma.” You’re not only coherent while drunk - you’re eloquent! (y)
 
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nearly new thread time, we need more tea in 23 lol
We need predictions:
- next divorce
- next cheating scandal (although why they are scandals at this point I don’t know)
- next engagement
- next pregnancy
- shock transfer move
- will the dog sitter actually get married
 
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We need predictions:
- next divorce
- next cheating scandal (although why they are scandals at this point I don’t know)
- next engagement
- next pregnancy
- shock transfer move
- will the dog sitter actually get married
that last 1 I think now WC's over will be a quiet gradual split
cheating I think Rice though hope not with such a young baby
engagement, is Olivia & John engaged yet? if they are then Diogo Dalot as he's been with his gf awhile
pregnancy Sasha
not sure on these atm
divorce
shock transfer
 
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Hope you’ve all had a fab Hogmanay and have a great 2023. May all your teams do well for the second half of the season (unless you support rangers) 🫶 Posting this before I end up too drunk and can no longer see x
I'm a Rangers fan and not expecting to be celebrating, you'll get your wish 😆
 
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Why would you marry Jermaine Defoe, he is a well known horndog
Yes we all know he’s a cheating philanderer. Money obviously! Donna is from near where I live, she has no scruples whatsoever.
 
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OK so my predictions:
- next (shock) divorce. Klopp :(
- next cheating scandal -Grealish. But will it be a scandal this time? So also, Luke Shaw. And Madders. (Not together)
- next engagement - -Grealish
- next pregnancy - erm... -Grealish
- shock transfer move - and Grealish again!
- will the dog sitter actually get married? -of course not. Heck, they might even have a 'cheating scandal' and loudly split.
 
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OK so my predictions:
- next (shock) divorce. Klopp :(
- next cheating scandal -Grealish. But will it be a scandal this time? So also, Luke Shaw. And Madders. (Not together)
- next engagement - -Grealish
- next pregnancy - erm... -Grealish
- shock transfer move - and Grealish again!
- will the dog sitter actually get married? -of course not. Heck, they might even have a 'cheating scandal' and loudly split.
🤣🤣 now that would be more interesting.
 
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OK so my predictions:
- next (shock) divorce. Klopp :(
- next cheating scandal -Grealish. But will it be a scandal this time? So also, Luke Shaw. And Madders. (Not together)
- next engagement - -Grealish
- next pregnancy - erm... -Grealish
- shock transfer move - and Grealish again!
- will the dog sitter actually get married? -of course not. Heck, they might even have a 'cheating scandal' and loudly split.
An Eric dier cheating scandal, we’d have to dig around the papers just to find it. It’d be one of those tiny 3 line segments
Madders looks really in love, I can see him having another baby
I also think a chilwell tell all is on the horizon
 
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An Eric dier cheating scandal, we’d have to dig around the papers just to find it. It’d be one of those tiny 3 line segments
Madders looks really in love, I can see him having another baby
I also think a chilwell tell all is on the horizon
I’m so here for a Chilly tell all.
 
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OK so my predictions:
- next (shock) divorce. Klopp :(
- next cheating scandal -Grealish. But will it be a scandal this time? So also, Luke Shaw. And Madders. (Not together)
- next engagement - -Grealish
- next pregnancy - erm... -Grealish
- shock transfer move - and Grealish again!
- will the dog sitter actually get married? -of course not. Heck, they might even have a 'cheating scandal' and loudly split.
Imma go with

- Divorce - I oddly think it’ll be a manager too. I’m not sure who.
- Cheating - Ben White or a non England player… someone random.
Engagement - maybe Grealish but they’ll never marry
Pregnancy - Fern or Kate Kane
Transfer move- Grealish to a London club. Sasha will be pleased.
Will the dog sitter get married- No 🤣
 
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God, if Jack ends up in London, that'll get the gossip and WAG content OOZING! All the shops. And the clubs! And the Love Islanders! And the photogs.

Make It Happen.
 
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Will any player come out in 2023? I hope so, though I'm not holding my breath. And I hope it's voluntarily and not because they were forced to à la Rebel Wilson (or worse).
 
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