Wow very bold
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I'm feeling like the only 1 who wouldn't with Haaland 
nope count me in - he does nothing for me. the only thing i’m salivating over is his ability to find the back of the netI'm feeling like the only 1 who wouldn't with Haaland
Like this poseWow very bold
Digital Cover: Dominic Calvert-Lewin
Off the pitch, the footballer is turning heads making his mark on the fashion industry and becoming the first UK face of Braun.
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I just would be curious to see what he’s like in bedI'm feeling like the only 1 who wouldn't with Haaland
wow, I was looking through the photos and wondering who the other man in some photos was/if he was a model or a friend of DCL but it's his dad !!! he looks so young !Wow very bold
Digital Cover: Dominic Calvert-Lewin
Off the pitch, the footballer is turning heads making his mark on the fashion industry and becoming the first UK face of Braun.
Haaland is obviously an unreal signing for city and it will be interesting to see how he gets on in the prem, but realistically how much does he benefit city overall? They are already scoring the most goals and winning the league without him lol. I could see him helping more in the CL as city have often lacked goals in knockout football, but knowing Pep he will still find a way to bottle it 
I said ages ago that I thought Alvarez would have a bigger impact than Haaland and I still think that will be the case! His signing video was brilliant with the recreation of his childhood picture.
I said ages ago that I thought Alvarez would have a bigger impact than Haaland and I still think that will be the case! His signing video was brilliant with the recreation of his childhood picture.
I’m quite small so he would absolutely destroy me
yes bet his dad has a few admirers now! Think his parents were 16/17 when they had him
Not my cup of tea either, don’t care if he’s on 500k per week I just couldn’tI'm feeling like the only 1 who wouldn't with Haaland
This is it. I don’t actually find Haaland particularly attractive, but he’s so enormous that it piques my curiosity somewhat.I just would be curious to see what he’s like in bed
So are we going on a tattle trip to Manchester to see who gets a go on Haaland?
I'll pass ta, sorry but nah he doesn't absolutely duck all for me. More for you guys, enjoy the Haaland trainSo are we going on a tattle trip to Manchester to see who gets a go on Haaland?
I do not want Haaland’s willy near me or in me.
Well he did say he wasn’t a bleep in an interview last week hahaha. So maybe no luck ladiesSo are we going on a tattle trip to Manchester to see who gets a go on Haaland?
oh was it bleep he said, another story going round was he said wanker which did make me think liar
He might not be but we are
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I think Haaland would shag like a bastard. I originally didn’t want him on my club but I’m over it now. Welcome home kid.
I don’t find him attractive but I think he’d be a pretty vigorous shag. But yeah, no, just help us win matches, that’s all I care about with him.I'm feeling like the only 1 who wouldn't with Haaland
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