Not sure why one alarm wouldn't have worked for any evacuation situation.. Having had some pretty over dramatic girls in my year at school I can really picture it!
.Sorry so off topic but have encountered something similar in adulthood. I’m so a girls girl so this isn’t me being like, I’m not like other girls TM because I truly hate men, but we’re meant to attend a wedding in Turkey next year - there’s absolutely no way this will be going ahead imo we’re doomed with covid, but anyway they’re doing activities around the wedding based on gender and the men are doing AMAZING tit like those buggies on sand, off roading stuff, boats, and the girls are.... going into town to get hair and nails done? Wtaf?! You’re spending £600+ on flights to do that!Oh my @Pocahontas I’m crying with laughter
We had to wear gym knickers too (bright red with white stripes down the side) - in a mixed school where we sometimes did mixed PE lessons. Our gym skirts were allowed mostly but if doing athletics or gymnastics (which of course we did with the boys) we were told they weren’t allowed. Same school where, as females we weren’t allowed to play cricket/rugby/football as these were ‘male’ sports
That's properly tit! You definitely want to be out exploring the area and getting in on the better activities. Hopefully someone close to the bride politely suggests a few slightly less tit items are added to the agenda
Our team at work used to have a kitty for team outings. Normally it was only enough for a whip in the pub but for various reasons we didn't draw on it for a year andit built up.
we did it in college and once had to watch a video on std's in which a middle aged women described how her sex life had actually improved since she got (i think ) herpes... I don't quite know what the aim of it was...
Maybe to avoid stigmatising STDs? That sounds a hilariously ill thought-out approach though...
Yes we had a PC come in once and tell us you could pick magic mushrooms and not get arrested... it was only when you dried them out or whatever
I don't even know if that's true or not but cheers for the tip mate 
This has surfaced an absurd memory from my childhood - it was year 7 and there was a rumour two girls were lesbians as someone had walked in on one of them.... licking the other’s armpit? I was so scared of going into that changing room after that (very naive child)Omg, you fraus having to do PE in skirts, you poor things. That sounds ridiculously impractical. And if the options were knickers or skirts, doesn't that just create chafing issues when you're running?!
I was bullied for a fair while at primary school, and my classmates used to always shout "Marmite's a lesbian, she's watching you in the showers" to any girls in the showers after gym class. I was about 9 and not even fully aware of what lesbian meant so was just like
Kind of like the Spice Girls of the fermented world?
we got shown a femidom with the teacher mocking insertion, surely no one ever wore them?
Urgh kids can be so effing cruel can’t they?!Omg, you fraus having to do PE in skirts, you poor things. That sounds ridiculously impractical. And if the options were knickers or skirts, doesn't that just create chafing issues when you're running?!
I was bullied for a fair while at primary school, and my classmates used to always shout "Marmite's a lesbian, she's watching you in the showers" to any girls in the showers after gym class. I was about 9 and not even fully aware of what lesbian meant so was just like
. Swimming was a luxury when it rolled round by comparison as there were not only individual shower cubicles but also hairdryers. Though the downside was the once a month when it was obvious why the girls sat by the pool weren’t in the pool and the boys used to walk past the swimming pool pointing and sniggering - randomly their changing rooms for PE were in the local leisure centre/pool which was next door to the school.we must be a similar age as those scents graced the changing rooms in my school tooUrgh kids can be so effing cruel can’t they?!
Our option was knickers and skirt - you had to wear them together. Skirts were barked off for gymnastics and athletics.
We never used the showers - none had any curtains and the teachers honestly couldn’t understand why we didn’t want to use them. You’re self conscious enough as a teenager without flashing the rest of your year group.
So the changing rooms were always a choking smell of deodorant and Impulse/So...?/Charlie body spray. Think there was a year when Impulse ‘Vanilla Kiss’ was all the rage - still makes me sick thinking of the smell and induces a headache
Sorry I’ve clearly repressed more PE memories than I first realised!
I’m sure we got shown them too sort of like a glove with no finger holes. I also remember we got taught how to put a condom on & the teacher blindfolded us so we’d know how to put in on in the dark.
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