Trying to catch up with you fast-paced fraus. Brilliant news @Badlyplatedflapjacks. What a fantastic thing you are doing.
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Been on the phone to Vlad he’s verrrry interested in the handwriting thing, persuaded me not to go to NASA 
gonna grunka the mother
gonna grunka the mother
@Alansbigplate never mind a big plate, you’ll need a big sick bowl over there!Been on the phone to Vlad he’s verrrry interested in the handwriting thing, persuaded me not to go to NASA
Wowzers. Can anyone say ‘hypocrite’? About the nut flavour crisps not you obvs! And yeah the slop is noooooooot appetising
Couldn't help but think of Jackie and her biscoff when I saw this in the Woolies magazine 
Oh heaven @Cookiecookie — a Woollies magazine you say?!?!
amazing news @Badlyplatedflapjacks 
Yesterday was trying to nap before night time but couldn’t drift off cos I was still laughing at the mother thread. Traazers on a bird & the pictures of the vomit dish from all different angles has done me in
Don’t want to be a mumsnet bore but have baby’s hearing test today and dreading it. They want her to be asleep for it which is a mental request, if I knew the trick to make her sleep on demand I’d be both minted and beautiful right now?!
Yesterday was trying to nap before night time but couldn’t drift off cos I was still laughing at the mother thread. Traazers on a bird & the pictures of the vomit dish from all different angles has done me in
Don’t want to be a mumsnet bore but have baby’s hearing test today and dreading it. They want her to be asleep for it which is a mental request, if I knew the trick to make her sleep on demand I’d be both minted and beautiful right now?!
@LavaFlake I just heard that there's a new series of My Dream Dinner Date on R4 starting next Monday afternoon. The first guest host is Alison Steadman!
Oh dear dear, I've just seen the stale crisps again on the MT, hopefully someone will bin them soon.
Oh dear dear, I've just seen the stale crisps again on the MT, hopefully someone will bin them soon.
That sounds right up my street thank you @SoulRebel ! She is so talented and hilarious.
I am having a very healthy breakfast of a kinder chocolate cookie! I made them last night and they're very filling and pretty sweet but tbh if it's got kinder chocolate in it then of course it's going to be sweet! Please ignore my chipped nail polish (thankfully just chipped, not dirty!).
Grunka-ing on this thread massively but amazing to hear, @Badlyplatedflapjacks
Eta: I don't normally have stuff like this for breakfast! But after the week at work I've had I need allll the sugar to get me to Friday evening
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That looks like a perfect breakfast to me @LavaFlake
Sorry, should have said Woolworths supermarket. They have a free magazine every month with THAT MAN in
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I meant to say this yesterday but @Flumps for my most recent toastie I also spread the outside of the bread with mayo, saw it on a Gizza Erskine video for Hellmann's. Like you, I didn't expect it to make much of a difference but wow, it really does make the toast lovely and golden and crisp. A Hellmann's live tip which I will actually use going forward, Jack could never!
On the toastie chat I love these;
1. Cheese, jalapeño and spring onion
2. Leftover curry (sprinkle of salt over the butter on the outside of the bread for this one)
3. Nutella and banana (sprinkle of sugar and cinnamon on the outside of the bread)
Getting a wagamamas for dinner tonight so already excited for that.
1. Cheese, jalapeño and spring onion
2. Leftover curry (sprinkle of salt over the butter on the outside of the bread for this one)
3. Nutella and banana (sprinkle of sugar and cinnamon on the outside of the bread)
Getting a wagamamas for dinner tonight so already excited for that.
Is this a thing you can buy or a home creation?!!!That sounds right up my street thank you @SoulRebel ! She is so talented and hilarious.
I am having a very healthy breakfast of a kinder chocolate cookie! I made them last night and they're very filling and pretty sweet but tbh if it's got kinder chocolate in it then of course it's going to be sweet! Please ignore my chipped nail polish (thankfully just chipped, not dirty!).
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Grunka-ing on this thread massively but amazing to hear, @Badlyplatedflapjacks
Eta: I don't normally have stuff like this for breakfast! But after the week at work I've had I need allll the sugar to get me to Friday evening
I'm still on the no carbs thing
so am living vicariously through this thread.They're a recipe from Janes' Patisserie! https://www.janespatisserie.com/2020/07/25/kinder-bueno-cookies/Is this a thing you can buy or a home creation?!!!
I'm still on the no carbs thing
I would really recommend checking out her Instagram feed if you like that kinda stuff - although may be a temptation too far! But really imaginative and tasty looking deserts - although definitively targeted towards those with a sweet tooth!
Your cookie looks amazing! That and a cup of tea
Also are your walls Dulux white mist? Ohhh it’s pretty much the weekend, have you guys got fun takeaway / life plans? I’m trying to plan a fun date with our +1 after being inspired by @crystaleyesd being so happy and free, although ngl we’re talking more nature park and a yum yum from the bakery than any hanky panky.
Fraus, can we talk plums?
I have some lovely big Vic plums that were sent in my veg box, but the kids have decided they aren't keen on them. Any inspiration for nice things to do with them?
I have some lovely big Vic plums that were sent in my veg box, but the kids have decided they aren't keen on them. Any inspiration for nice things to do with them?
Morning fraus - french toast with honey and plums (not greengages 
) for me this morning, although I make my 'french toast' by just dipping bread into eggs because I detest milk - I've never noticed much difference tbh.
) for me this morning, although I make my 'french toast' by just dipping bread into eggs because I detest milk - I've never noticed much difference tbh.
Im about to spend the weekend at the MILs. Send thoughts and prayers. Travelling for 2 hours with kids, because shes too scared to get on a train herself 
Yes, kiss goodbye to your spontaneous park hanky panky for the next 18 years dear heart
. I'm afraid I'm letting the side down somewhat this weekend - have a deadline that I've let get away from me (THANKS tattle) so I'm having a work weekend, although tempted by a self indulgent takeaway...What are mein fraus favourite things to get from a takeaway - any cuisine? Inspire me!
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