They start at 7amJust been to vote. Bunch of miserable unhelpful cunts on the desk as per last time. Why do people sign up to do it if they hate people?? Since our place to vote moved it’s not been a nice experience.
On a lighter note one kid has practised their handwriting today writing a post it Bart Simpson style with kick me now intended for teacher
Don’t think teacher was impressed. The writing was great though.
I don’t think starting at 7am means you need to be a twat, they’re choosing to be there! It’s only this station that has ever had this bad vibe, I’ve voted for years and it’s only the last two times - at this place that’s had this weird thing. Not smell as autocarrot decided just now.They start at 7am
Lol. My brother studied veterinary science and was mentored by Dr Harry Cooper in the 80s, so every time DHC is mentioned on the news my mother reports it to the family message group, like this: "Dr Harry turned 80 today! He mentored Woohbro during university!" and we're all like, "Stop saying this Mother."Toxic is the perfect pop song and thanks to Tattle, I know its origins.
We don't have a SuperVet but we do have Dr Harry Cooper and the unfortunately named Dr Chris Brown.
I had a case of cat paralysis this morning as I tried to get dressed for work. I think the Ginger Monster has been beaten up by another cat as that's the usual reason he's cuddly like that.I really want to go to bed but there’s a cat on my lap. Hi off topic ninnnies! It’s been a while
You need to add the 19, there’s an attention lull right there When you switch from small numbers to big, they miss it then (coz they are stoopid) hear “-ty four” and assume 30.for about the fifth time, a whoosh driver asking for my dob on delivering booze has thought I said I was born in 1934, not 84! 🫠
So, I'm busy practicing saying my dob over and over
How the fuck does "eleven six eighty four" sound anything like 1934 and how have so many people decided that I'm 90 years old!?
I look great for 90 tbh (and also for almost 40)
Carpe Diem is too much pressure for a duvet slogan.I like the encouraging middle-aged woman wall art duvet cover, it's very Live, Laugh, Love isn't it.
Twenty years ago I booked into a ‘hotel’ for the weekend. Turned up to be jumped on by a massive Alsatian, I like dogs but was still scary - then a bloke came out, looked shocked and went ‘oh he likes you’ I was put in the attic, the dog had the floor below and they asked me what I wanted for breakfast (pen and paper popped under door) and then they said they’d pop back here and there over the weekend, here’s keys, dog lead(!) and enjoy the house.It's weird being in a building all on my own. The bar / restaurant closed at 8pm and I'm the only guest. I live on my own, but being in charge unofficially of such a large premises, zut alors
Seize the duvetCarpe Diem is too much pressure for a duvet slogan.
There’s some witty wordplay based around carpe and carp but my brain is mush these days. So please just pretend I said it and everybody clapped .
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