I am ok, thank you @griftalo That sounds frightening! When it first shocked me I sensibly touched it again multiple times out of confusion (I am not truly awake first thing in the morning, also I am so very stupid) and got a pain in my left arm and the right side of my head. I'm supposed to be meeting a friend for coffee tomorrow but might have to spend the whole day under my weighted blanket waiting for the electrician. At least Old Mother Sideboard let me use her shower today so I smell like coconuts and grapefruit, in case that was putting any of you off my new business venture.