There can be only one veggie option
There can be only one veggie optionMother Sideboard will be round to you with flapjack and bananas, Hotes. Slop update (slopdate if you will) they gave me chilli with rice and peas for lunch by which I mean rice and peas separately. Why? For what reason would you put peas next to chilli? I left Slopbot at home so this can't be his fault. Also I was told they can't get any more vegan meals for a week. Chilli, rice and peas for a WEEK. Send helpos.
I manifested that potato Sidey. Have a lovely evening, go well.Coming to you with another slopdate: jacket potato and baked beans. Also I should start Blanket Watch as I'm now up to four blankets, one of them I'm wearing like a shawl. There are no radiators for me to dramatically rip off the wall so I'm freezing.
I was going to ask if they at least had some potatoes! Hope you've got a big stash of snackos now though.Coming to you with another slopdate: jacket potato and baked beans. Also I should start Blanket Watch as I'm now up to four blankets, one of them I'm wearing like a shawl. There are no radiators for me to dramatically rip off the wall so I'm freezing.
Radiators were removed from all public buildings after the incident. Or maybe it was to cut down on gas, deffo one or the other, or both.Coming to you with another slopdate: jacket potato and baked beans. Also I should start Blanket Watch as I'm now up to four blankets, one of them I'm wearing like a shawl. There are no radiators for me to dramatically rip off the wall so I'm freezing.
I worked in a school once - luckily (for many reasons) on supply so I was only there for a a few days - where I went to the canteen on a Tuesday and asked for the veggie option, only to be told there wouldn't be one until ThursdayThere can be only one veggie optiondunno if chilli all week is better than veggie sausages.
Sending love TraumyFinally in hospital, immediately regretting my decision. It's a lot. I've got good WiFi tho, I'm ready for a megachaos.
Yikes. No one should ever be subjected to that many peas (and I like peas). I'm also sorry to hear about the blanket problem. Maybe someone from The Outside could bring you some big snuggly ones, at least?Mother Sideboard will be round to you with flapjack and bananas, Hotes. Slop update (slopdate if you will) they gave me chilli with rice and peas for lunch by which I mean rice and peas separately. Why? For what reason would you put peas next to chilli? I left Slopbot at home so this can't be his fault. Also I was told they can't get any more vegan meals for a week. Chilli, rice and peas for a WEEK. Send helpos.
''Nothing to see here.'' Can you imagine though? They wouldn't let you out.You could fashion some makeshift slippers from sanitary towels? You could even stick them on to your feet. That won’t cause any concern.
They'd somehow find beds for all of usIt's a shame we can't go to visit the hospital ourselves. Imagine how confused everyone would be when this completely mismatched group turned up bearing fluffy blankets, slippers and vegetarian food, chattering about etymology and sideboards and sometimes shouting TOOT TOOT for no apparent reason.
And an absolute menagerie of doggos and cattos for moral support.It's a shame we can't go to visit the hospital ourselves. Imagine how confused everyone would be when this completely mismatched group turned up bearing fluffy blankets, slippers and vegetarian food, chattering about etymology and sideboards and sometimes shouting TOOT TOOT for no apparent reason.
That's a wonderful image.It's a shame we can't go to visit the hospital ourselves. Imagine how confused everyone would be when this completely mismatched group turned up bearing fluffy blankets, slippers and vegetarian food, chattering about etymology and sideboards and sometimes shouting TOOT TOOT for no apparent reason.
I think at least two of us would have to go as the Chesterfield sofa, like a pantomime horse.That's a wonderful image.Feeling a bit sad that we can't go (@traumatised sideboard is probably feeling relief). It would be even better if some of us turned up in costume. What sort of clothes does a mithering ninny wear? Perhaps each of us could represent a different Jack? Or everyone dresses as a different expensive household item - the sideboards, the many freezers. It would take a brave person to go as the Chesterfield sofa.
The corridors are alive with the sound of TOOT TOOT.
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