How many lies can one
witch tell in a vlog? Let’s break some of the lies down (there where just way too many) with what she and Assa say, then what is true.
1. Regarding morning routine: “Getting up and putting clothes on.” How many times is she in her jammies? Her saying “Some of us may want to work from the bed or the couch.” She’s always on the couch with her head in her dang phone doing so called work.
2. Regarding dedicated work space: “Have a dedicated work space.” She has her face in that phone
or on the computer in bed, on the couch, in the kitchen, let’s just say all over the house. Then she says “you want to kind of stay away from those dual purpose areas.” Let’s just all roll our eyes
together. Her talking about letting significant others know when she’s working. Again, how can anyone know? Her whole house has become her studio. Then says “Kid’s have to learn boundaries, there never too young to teach them.” Abbie knows no boundaries (I’m sure this could at least be worked on) and I’ve seen Isaiah interrupt her many times.
3. Regarding meals: she says “I may pick choices that aren’t so good for me.” Well that would be almost every meal. We see her many times trying to hide her plate from our
. Just looking at her you know she’s made bad choices her whole life. Then when she says “I don’t have time to go to the grocery store all the time.” “That the average time spent in the grocery store is 41 minutes.” She goes all the time and with her hauls it’s more like 2 hours of waddling around Publix to get away from Abbie. All this BS she says because she’s sponsored by “Hello Fresh.” She talks about leaving a carbon footprint. STFU, how much food have we seen them throw out and how much unnecessary crap do they buy? The only true thing she said is that “you can do add ons to your meals.” Yeap, deserts like ice cream, cake, pies and cookies are her healthy choices.
4. Regarding communicating with your spouse: Asa says “We don’t have the same businesses per say, but we’re still working together.” Yes you do. You both work together lying to and scamming leghumpers.
5. Final (lie) tip: she says “we’ve had our roof start leaking and I had to keep on working.” I actually went back to the vlog when it happened called “Bad Storm, Leaking Roof.” The Wee Family was there. She wasn’t working, she was running all over looking for buckets 🪣, pots and towels. Then a few moments later there she was making a stupid TIc Toc with one of her ridiculous dances and Assa saying “Babe there’s a hole in our roof.” then she says “I hit 80,000 on Tic Toc.” To that Assa says “well you know, we all have our priorities.” What a joke she is! Maybe her reminding us about the leaking roof she is trying to tell us in code that’s why they have moldy walls. Hi Cilla.
. Last when she says “I’m there to be your cheerleader.” When she can do the splits, that’s when she’ll be my cheerleader. Picture that one with those redwoods.
After the beep. Cilly forgot her lines, oh look we have a regular Steven Spielberg directing Isaiah telling him “a little more you know like acting.” Isaiah says “more fake.” Isaiah congratulations you told the truth. Every vlog is a acted, scripted and
FAKE.
Cilla I have some tips for you 1. After you get Abbie ready and off to school, dust off your Peloton bike and work out for at least 30 minutes. Better here’s a novel idea, join a gym and get yourself a trainer. 2. Spend more real time with Abbie, not just your fake moments in front of the camera. 3. Get on some kind of a diet and stick to it. Get a dietitian to work out a plan for you. 4. Communicate to Assa that you are quitting Slimelife because you realize that what you are doing is just plain wrong. 5. Stop
EXPLOITING Abbie.
I’m cheering for Abbie.