Fathering Autism #56 Viewers dropping like flies need to tell some more lies.

[Melissa Roper]

A random thought just came into my head. Do you think they like taking Abbie to restaurants because the staff will get them their food quicker? Like if she's in a restaurant and she's freaking out screaming yelling honking and annoying the other guests wouldn't that make the staff get them their food quicker? I know this sounds like a foreign thought to people, but people sometimes put up an act in order to cut lines in establishments, and it works. Number one rule in New York, don't mess with crazy because crazy don't care and will whip your butt. It's sad but true I see it all the time. And weirdly enough it's in really cheap stores like Dollar Tree or Family Dollar.

I just don’t know why she calls her sweet girl there is nothing remotely sweet about her behaviours, poonami springs to mind.

Is the poonami a reference to the time that they were on the cruise and they went on a boat and she pooped all over the deck? Or she pooped in the pool?
The poonami reference is probably a few threads back, so I'm not sure.

 

[Stripe69]

A random thought just came into my head. Do you think they like taking Abbie to restaurants because the staff will get them their food quicker? Like if she's in a restaurant and she's freaking out screaming yelling honking and annoying the other guests wouldn't that make the staff get them their food quicker? I know this sounds like a foreign thought to people, but people sometimes put up an act in order to cut lines in establishments, and it works. Number one rule in New York, don't mess with crazy because crazy don't care and will whip your butt. It's sad but true I see it all the time. And weirdly enough it's in really cheap stores like Dollar Tree or Family Dollar.


Is the poonami a reference to the time that they were on the cruise and they went on a boat and she pooped all over the deck? Or she pooped in the pool?
The poonami reference is probably a few threads back, so I'm not sure.

On the cruise

 

[WowMeowMeowWow]

lol, you said balls

I totally read this in Beavis and Butthead form.

 

[Gambit]

Yes she is! @Gambit apparently you got a call out on the vlog!!
Asa and I really believe Priscilla too, reads here! We say so much and it almost gives them a playbook of what to vlog next...
Anyone want to come up with a new narrative for them? Maybe they need to put in a hot tub for when it is to cold to use the pool.. Then Abbie could use the hot tub for a bath instead of the pool?

Woohoo I guess I am the chosen one now

 

[Msbullwnkl]

Tonight's vlog from YouTube:

 

[therealamylynn]

She's as wide as the doorway. Where's photoshop when you need it?

 

[WowMeowMeowWow]

Pause....
Jesus take the wheel....please Summer, PLEASE ...Stop imitating Pig. Just stop! We maaaaddde it. Are you just so excited. Oh ....just shut the f up.
Play...
Well... coming back to say, Summer is really doing well with the Abbie gift for Assa. She may be a weirdo, but this is what genuine emotions look like. I am sure Pig is just so pleased to see how natural Summer looks interacting with HER daughter. I am willing to bet Assa will remember this waaaay more than Mama Sow pouting and slobbering over his Bday Cake.
What’s horizontal? Seriously???
Pork hide is never soft... but nice try!

 

[Purple Ruby]

Every time I see Jamiebeths profile pic of P doing the whole hand upward swipe I get this image of the face hugger from Alien

 

[cucumber]

Summer just stop....you're making me sick. Why are you bothering to hold Abbie's hand on the marker..she ain't even looking. She's got zero idea what you're doing or what she's doing.
And with the hairbrush. Again just goes to show how severely delayed she is. She cannot even follow a simple direction to brush her hair or to take items outta the bag.
This doesnt mean I hate Abbie. But it sure shows she is in a bad way.

 

[Maidengirl]

 

[erised2020]

I ha

I knew it! The other couple was dying to cancel and they did! Haha! I bet you anything they did not want to go and made up an excuse!

I have to wonder if P was trying to get the lady (cant remember her name) in on the pyramid scheme the last time they were over,. didn't she have her pyramid white out board in the kitchen LOL....if I went to a friends house and they pushed me to join a pyramid scheme they would never see me again LOL...I just wonder if she tried to push it on the girl

 

[Dirtywings]

New vlog.
Sum and Ab girls hang out day. Right?!
Truthfully respite care, don't tell anyone!
Just how many times does Sum have to put her mouth on Abs face for it to be inappropriate? I was not comfortable after the first one and Sum just kept doing it.

 

[Stripe69]

Zaxby’s, Wendy’s, dunkin and Cheesecake Factory all either eaten or mentioned in this vlog, do they do anything but eat and shop. Abbie couldn’t have been less interested in making the card, what a total boring tit show.

 

[WowMeowMeowWow]

Well....More of the same...Dunkin Dunkin Zaxby’s Zaxby’s Wendys Zaxby Zaxbys Dunkin Dunkin.....SCAM!
I look forward to seeing our resident recapping specialist, @Kermy s take on this one.

 

[Dirtywings]

Summer just stop....you're making me sick. Why are you bothering to hold Abbie's hand on the marker..she ain't even looking. She's got zero idea what you're doing or what she's doing.
And with the hairbrush. Again just goes to show how severely delayed she is. She cannot even follow a simple direction to brush her hair or to take items outta the bag.
This doesnt mean I hate Abbie. But it sure shows she is in a bad way.

Why pretend to have Ab draw or cook? It might as well be Sandy.

 

[Kermy]

Hi everyone
Time for the next installment of
"9021HOG"
Don't worry I'll run out of soap operas.....eventually
Oh crap 19m....well here goes

1. At least the titles are cringey not clickbaity..wtf did I just say something nice, quick check my temperature
2. Ok that didn't last long thank God...these lovey dovey moments reek of trying too damn hard to push the "we are so in loooovvveee". Can you say try hstd
3. Wait those 2 humongous burritos were for him....say it with me "heart attack" waiting to happen ...oh and before people decide to read things into what I type...I am not wishing a heart attack on him
4. Holy duck vomit inducing close up of Asswipe
5. Blah blah blah witch when Abbie sleeps...witch when she doesn't...make up ur bleeping minds already
6. Push that teenage tit again
7. WTF is up with the naseusa inducing camera work lately... that alone will get rid of viewers
8. Oh great extreme close and shaky naseusa inducing camera work of and buy Summer
9. God her skin is bad. I really hope she isn't using that slimelife tit
10. I hate when they grab at Abbie and tell her to say hi...
11. FILLER ... getting ready for Summer and Abbies day out...u guessed it , day will include zaxby's and dunkin
12. I hate that SO EXCITED...she's definitely morphing into Piggy
13. Wonder why no filming in target
14. Vlog is dragging ass
15. Most extra with a female drum majorette.... yea makes no sense
16. Holy duck this is beyond BORING
17. Abbie could give 2 shits....going on way too bleeping long
18. Really Summer needs help....she is not their daughter and should not be included in a family pic for his desk...I don't care how "close" they are and that they "treat" her like a daughter....it's not right especially since he has a daughter they ignore
19. OMG Summers schlubbing her nose now too....it's contagious in that house
20. Did Piggy really admit to not knowing what horizontal was....idiot
21. 14m56s....fake maternal moment time
22. Wait..no leftovers from last night...or they just don't want be bothered cuz you know using a microwave is sooooo tiring
23. Asswipe the correct saying is
"Don't grow up, it's a trap"....Dumbass
24. Shut the duck up already
25. Work Piggys fat ass.....more like hardly working
26. Holy tit 15m18s....he's doing Piggys lip thing
27. All this sappy I feel loved and oh how sweet tit is crap...make the humpers go awwwwwwww
28. So what did you get from the hoglet...oh not mentioning it... wonder what's up
29. After the beep....blah blah blah
The end

Whole vlog....oh and spanx...definitely taking a long deserved vacation
I don't think she van get into them anymore TBH

 

[Simplelife]

You want a donut? Are you so excited? I am soooo excited! Is that so cute?? Oh myyy goodness that’s so cute! That’s super cute! Sweet girl! You want a donut? No you just had a donut! You want zaxbys? We going to your favorite place zaxbys! You wanna go on a car ride? No you not getting a donut! You want to listen to music sweet girl? You want to ride in the cart, ok we will go! No we are not getting a donut! No, you just ate so much you’re not getting a snack! You need to go to the bathroom?, then go! Sweet girl, you can’t be hungry you just ate! Honk, Honk, Honk, ok go take a break and listen to your music! What do you need? A bath, ok in a little bit not now. I am sooooo proud of you sweet girl! I have a treat, a donut your favorite! You are so cute! Oh My GOODNESS SWEET GIRL I LOVE YOU!

 

[RocketQueen]

Not one mention of Isaiah. Asa talked about his bday dinner, gifts from his mother, from Ab and Summer.....nothing about Isaiah.
And for that matter, he never mentioned Isaiah on Isaiahs birthday either. Trouble in paradise??

Summer hit the nail on the head with the Most Extra trophy, so I will let her slide today.

Asa doing a "not a plug" plug about skincare.

Hes so busy, but so loved. Jesus take the wheel.

 

[Msbullwnkl]

Time for tonight's Screenshots and Sarcasm! Yeah, we get more of Ass' birthday!

This breakfast omelet is a heart attack waiting to happen! Man, does her food ever look so unappetizing!

For those who still believe it is a 105 pound weight loss, I present to you her side profile and gunt.

Don't the make such a lovely couple! Wow, the weight gain is so obvious. Plus, I would never go to a football game dressed like that. Hasn't she been wearing those jeans all week? They probably could stand up on their own.

Keep pushing that independent living Ass. She barely brushes her hair with lots of encouragement! I am sure she will be dressing herself for school in no time.

Oh look, the trophy is of a girl! I bet it dissapears soon. Doesn't fit Cilly's design asthetic.

Abbie had to have her snack. See how interested is Abbie in this project.

More of her self-sufficient ability to write and draw. Look dad, no look! I bet the leghumpers are going to say she is SOOOO SMART!

Oh look, Summer being "extra" clingy with Abbie. This is totally normal between best friends, right?

Yes, it is normal to adore your best friend's father like this.

Look at how soft my wife's skin is in the most flattering way, not. I thought her (S)LimeLife was separate from the FA vlog. Guess she needs the extra time because sales off the leghumpers.

Abbie seems to be using Summer for deep pressure. I totally hug my best friends like this every day. This is totally normal.

 

[leahsmom]

Honestly at this point I feel like the whole "I wish Abbie would speak" thing is just insulting. It keeps othe focus on what she CAN'T do, and avoids addressing how they've done basically duck all to give her other ways to communicate. If you really wanted to know what she's thinking, you would work on her signs and put more words on her iPad...but here you are, wishing over your birthday candles so the humpers can boo-hoo about what

Quick ?? If I give a to FA vlog will I end up getting blocked because I would watch for a FEW seconds if I can rate it.