Lemme tell ya about my fam.
Both my kids were potty trained at 1 year old and never even wet the bed after that. If they did, they would have gotten up and cleaned the mess themselves. I taught them to prepare their own food at 4 and they took care of the kitchen from then on.
When they did play outside, they used an outdoor shower to get clean before returning inside, then they did their own laundry.
My kids never, ever picked their nose, had a nose bleed or vomited, pooped or peed unless they were on the toilet. I taught them such great self control they were able to master this by toddler hood.
They would never touch themselves, private parts were off limits totally, only touched when wiping or bathing and never any other time.
If their hair was ever messy, they had to go redo it, it must always be neat and pulled back.
They never yelled, cried or screamed. They were perfect little dolls, both in looks and behavior.
Now, once they turned 12, was time to go to work. They mowed lawns, walked dogs, cleaned people's houses and made their own cash. When they turned 15 I made them work at least 20 hours per week somewhere and go to school and make straight A's.
Once they decided to go to college, they had to pay for it themselves. They worked full time and went to school until they finished. Of course they were fully mature grown adults at 18.
I had perfect kids.
Really? 
That’s like teaching a 2 year old how to use the oven. Only thing she should know about the oven and stove is that it’s hot, and not to touch it.
