Fathering Autism #177 Pigcilla’s face is always changing, just like the tacky decor they are displaying.

[Appalled watcher from Eng]

Twatty will have to diet down to get that excellent and fun exercise device around her girth
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Well, the gorgeous beauty experts have arrived at their luxury retreat complete with open bar and delicious hor d'oeuvres.

This is the face of Slimelife. Such glamour, luxury and opulance awaits you. Do you want to join?


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I forgot to add.....I'm not sure if that is a skirt on the redwoods of a Hun or if that is a blanket in the second picture

Looks cheap and nasty. Where has Mega Pig escaped to now?

 

[Sweetums]

If they are so precious about having clean cars, they need to pay the same mind to their own bodies. The whole family looks nasty dirty and their only regular "bathing" is when they flop about in the cement pond. Filthy beggers. Pretty sad when your vehicle's undercarriage is cleaner than your own.

That's a good one!

 

[MizBeaverhausen]

It will be considered foreplay right after Atha has his nightly Tattle reading.
“Blow the debris from Twatty’s gunts”

I believe I have told you this before, but it is worth repeating…I absolutely love your descriptive posts. You paint a picture!

 

[lotsofluck]

After the beasts left the picnic table crabfest, the other guests were finally able to relax, let loose and have some fun throwing quail eggs at each other. They were horrified to find the quail eggs were not fresh and their clothes and hair stunk to high heaven reeking of rotten quail eggs. Fortunately there were two eggs left. Next morning the beasts woke up to find someone had egged their vehicles during the night. There were shells near their cars that strangely looked like quail egg shells. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. The End. Gary denies knowing anything about it and thanked the Beasts profusely for their generous and thoughtful gifts. 🪺

 

[cucumber]

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Nows your chance! Get your face steamer!!!

 

[EyeSpy71]

In her constant seeking of celebrity, Big P responds to her spray tan salon by sharing a photo:

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Apparently she was sprayed cappuccino colored. And the music they post with her photo, which she promptly shared is from the chorus of ‘She’s a Beauty’:

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How proud! So far Cilla Sue is the only client to respond and have her charming tan posted. Wonder why she didn’t present a bathing suit photo?

OMFG That's funny

 

[MizBeaverhausen]

Did she ever say where her and CCLB went?

On her IG reels, they are at the Beau Rivage Resort and Casino.

 

[therealamylynn]

More Facebook comments I wish she would stop lying for thay Cuck of a husband she has. I know he most likely knew this lady was pregnant before he left and ran back to Cilla. Does she want us to put proof that he did not take care of his child support like he was supposed to?

According to Reddit, on the Fathering Autism Snark page, they have a thread created by someone very close that provided proof to the mods there that she was who she said she is. Cilla is a lying beast of a woman. He knew about her the whole time.

 

[lillibb]

I would like to have seen the look on the faces when Cilla got up to the trough and started her piggy grunting noises!!

 

[lillibb]

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We stopped at Buc-ees in the Panhandle a month or so ago. Like you, I won’t make a return visit..nothing interesting to me and wall-to wall people. And the parking lot…forget it! Safe trip back home, Miss Meow!

Noir, I'm about 30 mins from there! Mr BB and his brother stopped in there a couple days ago for the Beef brisket sandwich. I passed, I think they're about 3ooo calories a sandwich. They were visiting relatives nearby. I live off the next exit going east.

 

[Runnergirl]

OMG, Piggy is giving her “l’d like to thank the academy” speech! She’s a member of the Yelp Elite...one of her bucket list dreams! You can’t make this stuff up. Now that’s she is #2 in SlimeLife sales, she has to look elsewhere for her accolades.

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How did she receive this honor? Self-nomination.

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What special perks does this prestigious award offer? A shiny badge and invitations to ”exclusive” events.

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What did she have to do to earn this honor?

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Hey Piggy, #6 says Elite members can’t be business owners. What?! Don‘t you own YOUR OWN makeup business? All by yourself?! Criteria #5 you have a master’s degree in drinking. Congratulations!

Yelp elite status is for those who clearly don’t have day jobs!

 

[BellaBlueEyes]

Hey there.
My aunt passed away. Her service is Saturday. We are also trying to manage as much of the estate side of things as we can while we are here.
Life is crazy.
A sad situation, but….
We are hoping to head home on Sunday and on our journey we are going to stop and see Ms. @Hotographer512 . I am tho thuper exthited!
Thanks Maassives! You are changing lives. Bringing Tattlers together one thread after another! Keep up the good work! Keep trying on dresses Pig. WooooHeeeeew!
PS. It was chilly today. Very chilly this evening. I love your state, Pug. Your fellow wild ass drivers…not so much.

I'm sorry to hear about your aunt. Keeping you in my thoughts.
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Hey meow, I’m still giggling at this post!
Grift Shop, how perfect is that?!
I wrote a song about it.
To the melody of Candy Shop.
I thought I’d share so it would get out of my head!
Lol!



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Absolutely stellar lyric writing.

 

[derr1117]

This is the count I have.
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do you have a spreadsheet that marks these trips
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Humper's comment on his FB post. I'd like to buy a translator please.

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English is definitely not Victoria’s first language

 

[Sweetums]

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Same vibes. Creepy pig, with the big head, front and center. She's still pushing on that gunt so hard to give her a waistline.

Lol I was wondering where that hand came from. I should have known.

 

[DairyleaD]

This just popped up on my Instagram. Isn’t this Big P’s associate in SlimeLife? This doctor just did a segment on her. I don’t know how to link the actual video. Her story is really sad.

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It reminds me, I haven't made meatballs in a while. Now I don't think I will.

 

[therealamylynn]

I found this while taking a break from painting!
At first I thought FlipsHerShit Mama was wearing a scarf with a forgotten chunk of pepperoni attached to it but then I realized it was the horses arm!

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Her head is huge. She is so big that being next to the other huns she looks almost cartoonish. Her arm is as big as some of their heads and she's the size of at least two of them together.
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To be fair you have to do makeup that dark for performances.

Maybe, but in all of the recitals I've gone to I've never seen any of my friends kids done up this way.

 

[Srsmom]

Does anyone still have the GIF of Pig thinking she was actually doing this in the park? I could use a good laugh.

 

[Sweetums]

Ok, this tells my age, but who remembers this:

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So funny. Would make a ggreat Halloween costume.
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New vlog:

Better not let Abs get a hold of them. She will have them shredded in 5 point 4 seconds. Oh silly me....you would never spend that much of her money on her.

 

[therealamylynn]

If someone knowingly writes a bad check, they can be charged with a crime. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if Miss Piggy knowingly and deliberately wrote bad checks.

Well considering that most people know how much is in their checking account and don't overdraft checks on the regular. I would guess she did it multiple times when they were dead ass broke. The fact she went to court for it tells me she couldn't pay restitution to the bank.

@Lizaable90 or @PugliaLiving is there any way either of you can check back on the court documents or arrest record or what ever it was and tell us exactly what she did?

 

[therealamylynn]

In last night’s A&P LipShit Live, Big P was asked if AssA sold skincare. She immediately said, “No.” Not so fast there, Piggy!

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He's such a woman.