Fathering Autism #144 Selfie wrld was such a bust so we blame it on everyone but us.

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She’s never going to get a historic plaque for the house with the walls painted like that. And “trendy” doesn’t meant it looks good. That chandelier looks like crap. Neutral colors..go for some neutral colors! Bright, bold colors shouldn’t be all over the house!! Do an accent wall or something, but not the entire house!
 
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I want to go on record that I do not like that wall in the stairs and foyer.
Actually I am not a fan of Big P's decorating taste at all. I don't like any of the rooms. I think they're pretty ugly

Geezez...I can't tell one of Abbie's signs from another. They all look like she's pointing to her mouth. If you ask me.
 
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Doing the dress ups but lacking the class
 
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Asa claims Abby can read and big p’s decorating makes my eyes bleed
 
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Assa goes along because it gives him content.

I know right? We have been doing it at our big family gathering since the 90’s. The kids enjoy them. It is not new and trendy by any means.
 
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The chick in the background photo bombing.


I was just thinking something similar while watching the vlog tonight. Good luck affording Mold Manor once the money dries up. Even if they paid it off those taxes would eat them alive.
Their taxes have gone up $3K since they bought it, right now they are paying $10k annually.
But I bet the house is paid off now, or close to it. They bought it for (roughly) $565k. Last year when they refinanced they were already down to about $250k. P will never lose the manor- I'm sure their "money guy" has them paying into a fund for future taxes, insurance, etc. Even $10k is peanuts when there is no mortgage. Which sucks, because I would love to see her scummy ass cry about losing her "memories". LOL
 
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The chick in the background photo bombing.


I was just thinking something similar while watching the vlog tonight. Good luck affording Mold Manor once the money dries up. Even if they paid it off those taxes would eat them alive.

What about the home in NC? I guess with an Airbnb they could make the mortgage back. What about Selfie Wrld? All of that would be like $800-$1000 a month just on taxes. Abbie will most likely get a check when she turns 18 so she will probably pay for that like she pays for everything else.
 
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They dont really care about the Boone house. Golden Boy will be moving home forever in less than six months. The mortgage on that place isnt near the cost of the manor, and if it doesnt rent well they'll put it on the market. Selfie World is closed.
If Abbie qualifies for a check, it wont be much. I'd guess in the $800- $1000 range, max, so they wont be benefiting much from that lol.
 
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This video just made me glad I don't have their life. When they do these renovations they feel compelled to show them off for content and views, but it's very uncomfortable to watch given that you're watching 2 people who are actually proud about how much of their daughter's money they are wasting. There's really no way to justify it. I literally don't care if you are a multimillionaire. You can never save enough money for the future care of your ******** daughter. I am sorry to use that word, but its replacement ("intellectually disabled") does not carry the same weight and does not properly communicate what we are talking about here. Abbie is not merely "limited," she does not merely have a "hard time" with the normal things that the rest of us take for granted. She is not merely "intellectually" disabled--that would actually be a better state than where she is. She is globally ********.

If Abbie is at all to have any kind of secure and safe future free of abuse, neglect, and mistreatment, it is going to require a gargantuan amount of money. Any scrimping, any cutting corners, any bargain shopping is going to leave her at high risk. She is not merely helpless and vulnerable, but she is also extremely unpleasant. They've basically shown us that almost nobody is willing to put up with Abbie, even for money. Her unpleasantness automatically rules out almost 100% of the best caregivers, who can just go make the same amt of money on less demanding charges.

And yet they blow through money as though they had not a care in the world and have some kind of rock-solid form of income instead of being in some of the most risky lines of work imaginable.

I say all of this only to emphasize how strongly these two come off as cruel, selfish money grubbers. Look at our renovations and our decor. Watch our videos of us in our expensive RV traveling the country. Look at this date night and that date night and the third date night this week. Look at us drink alcohol and eat food. Listen as we brag about how great our marriage supposedly is as if that is a normal thing for anybody to do. Oh yeah, Abbie's here, rocking, look at her a second. Okay back to this ridiculous meal we've prepared. Check out our stupid tiki hut and our metric ton of liquor. Look at the rolex I got and my LV handbag. Watch us take our tenth vacation this year.

Blech. They're honestly just too fucking old to pull off this shit. It's all well and good to be so vapid and self-obsessed when you're young and just don't know any better. It's not a good look when you're middle aged and clearly screwing over not one but TWO daughters.
 
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So Big P missed Pinky’s Glitz and Glam Gala to wear her prairie bonnet and plastic cape over her pirate shirt and skirt. No worries, it looks like her doppelgänger was in attendance at the Pinky party…with as much style sense as CillaMe.

 
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I HATE when people think that it is okay to go on carriage rides. To me, that is animal abuse especially when the poor horses are carting around approx 650/700 pounds of Maasshole.
Poor horses. I agree with you. I’ve ridden horses like on a horseback ride and it was very relaxing. Never a carriage ride. We need to call the SPCA or I’m thinking the carriages should put a weight limit. It would have been funny as hell if the horses see the Maassives coming and take the hell off.
 
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They are disgusting braggarts- they've never had a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of, so now they cant control themselves. They have to spend, spend, spend.

But what has bothered me is their whole "Abbie needs a zillion trillion dollars. Abbie needs a historic home and fat life insurance policies." narrative.
As if every special needs family has these massive trusts set up, or could even afford to do so. The implication is that if you have not secured millions in life insurance, a real estate portfolio, and a shit ton of valuables to sell later, well, then your're a shitty parent whose child will obviously just be led into the woods and left to die someday. Its fucking ridiculous. Abbie's care is paid for by the state of Florida and will be until she passes. Would she live in a resort? No, but she'd have shelter, food, and medical care. The fact that they never acknowledge this to the humpers pisses me off. They use "her future" as an excuse to live as they do..."Oh this big house is so Abbie can live here when we're dead. Its for HER, not us."

What they havent addressed is, what if they never hit it big on YT? What if they were still living in their modest rental with no decor, mismatched furniture, old crappy cars they couldnt afford to repair, toiling away for Shipt and the bike shop? What was the plan for Abbie not even five years ago?? I bet it had nothing to do with millions of dollars, private care, and a "historic" house with a pool, thats for sure!!
 
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That is the worst styling ever, ok I love mix and catch wood if unique pieces.

But cheap boho/beachy beaded shade at entry very, very wrong.

Cheap unframed canvas on the teal wall look so wrong.

Cheap black metal type shelves in adjoining room that you can see from entry is so cheap and nasty, this is fine but if you credit yourself as being stylish it’s worth pointing out.

And by the way TRENDY word is not TRENDY!

Workmanship from what I see the dado up the stairs looks out of whack and unfinished.

As I say “you can take the pig out of the sty but you can’t take the sty out of the pig”!
 
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