Fathering Autism #128 The Hambeasts Feast as Leaf Springs Break. How much more can that camper take?

[RocketQueen]

I'd love to be a fly on the wall to see what all she be looking at on her phone all the daym time.
She's probably looking at food porn 98% of the time.
There is no way in hell she gets that many messages about color matching every single day, all day for years.
But she definitely could be looking at food porn every single day, all day for years.
What do tattlers imagine she's looking at?

She was definitely looking for food. She was pissed that little camp store didnt suit her needs.
She was probably on Door Dash or Uber Eats.

 

[MizBeaverhausen]

This vlog. Complete and utter word vomit, doublespeak, contradictions. And hey Asa, I think you meant anecdote and not antecedent. But I digress. They all three look like hammered tit. Greasy, dirty, Stinky. And what I don’t understand is why Priscilla is so bundled up and sweatshirts jeans And blankets. Even if it’s cooler there, it’s not the dead of winter. At the end when Asa is wrangling the dogs and Abbie to go for a walk, The pig was perched in the recliner covered up with a blanket and look like the freaking grimace from McDonald’s. I think they’re laying the groundwork to go home early. How in the world can they go another eight weeks like this?

That was my thought as well! I'm wondering if Boy Wonder will make the trip only to turn around again to fly back again to help Cilldebeast with Abbie or if he will do the trip back with Dickdo and Summer or Kylie will fly out and do the quick turn around?
Why do those poor dogs wear a harness when they are getting leashed at the collar? My pup wears a collar for identification and for her to display her jewelry buy she only wears the harness when she is on her leash or clipped into her carseat.

 

[SCCOct66]

Pretty sure he broke the seal for her when he also took the plastic off the Lunchable- we didnt see it.

So at the end he goes on and on....hes teary eyed, because she willingly walked so far, and she sat and "talked" with some lady, and the dogs played.
He made it sound like the Incredible Journey, until P says that she enjoyed her 15 minute break. LOL
If 15 minutes of "compliance" makes him teary, theres A LOT they are leaving out.

And Abbie‘s “dinner” was 4 crackers, a couple of small pieces of ham and two tiny Oreos. They made it seem like they had zero rations for dinner. We know the cabinets in the fridge are busting at the seams with leftovers and anything you can imagine.

 

[KateK]

And Abbie‘s “dinner” was 4 crackers, a couple of small pieces of ham and two tiny Oreos. They made it seem like they had zero rations for dinner. We know the cabinets in the fridge are busting at the seams with leftovers and anything you can imagine.

They probably already ate their 4th meal of the day and this was a late night "snack"..

 

[MizBeaverhausen]

And Abbie‘s “dinner” was 4 crackers, a couple of small pieces of ham and two tiny Oreos. They made it seem like they had zero rations for dinner. We know the cabinets in the fridge are busting at the seams with leftovers and anything you can imagine.

I think that they are such gluttons that leftovers only last until snack time. I bet they only food left at bedtime are snack items, mixers, spices and condiments.

 

[SCCOct66]

When the pig was talking about Abbie being sick of them, She mentioned then meeting up with her parents. I’m assuming her dad and Step mom. They don’t seem as “hands on” as Asa’s mom and stepdad with Abbie. Sorry pig, does it seem like you’ll get much respite out of them. That witch complaining about her 15 minute break. I can’t stand the guy, but when is Asa’s break? Her only contribution to this whole trip is shopping. They’re not even cooking much, and when they do it’s not her. She is as lazy as they come

 

[lillibb]

I have a friend that is working at that KOA for the summer. She just did the hike around Devils Tower. I warned her that these people appear nice only on the surface.

That was my thought as well! I'm wondering if Boy Wonder will make the trip only to turn around again to fly back again to help Cilldebeast with Abbie or if he will do the trip back with Dickdo and Summer or Kylie will fly out and do the quick turn around?
Why do those poor dogs wear a harness when they are getting leashed at the collar? My pup wears a collar for identification and for her to display her jewelry buy she only wears the harness when she is on her leash or clipped into her carseat.

My dog's tag says please call my mommy she's probably ugly crying.

 

[Hotographer512]

Abbie has been wilding out over the past 4 days huh?
Good.
I hope she was destructive and loud. I hope she eloped, joined parades, visited other people's camp sites, stripped naked and smeared feces. I hope she did not hold back.
I hope she embarrassed the tit out of them!
I hope she continues her "behaviors".

 

[Whatsupwiththat]

I made some screenshots yesterday and began putting some things together then Man Whimsical and I got busy in the yard doing yard things....so I'm a day behind on what I wanted to post!!

I'm sure some of this has been covered already but my goodness, it's funny stuff!
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How?
Big P can't bend over to reach and Abbie cannot tie/untie shoes, right?
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Once again, I saved the best for last!!
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Love it! Asa has become caretaker for two. He has got to be sick of it. P should not only want to lose weight to keep up with Abbie, but also to not put such a burden on her husband. Very selfish but could be easily fixed by not eating amounts of food that 2 grown men eat.

 

[Sweetums]

Preparing the humpers for an early departure. I think they are just as sick of it as Abs is.

 

[Angret]

I have a friend that is working at that KOA for the summer. She just did the hike around Devils Tower. I warned her that these people appear nice only on the surface.

My dog's tag says please call my mommy she's probably ugly crying.

We’ve seen them in Jacksonville twice. Once they walked into a restaurant that and the other we were at a store.

My dog’s tags say please call my mommy she’s currently unsupervised.

 

[Noir Fan]

You would think that a month would be plenty of time on the road..with two big dogs and a severely autistic intellectually disabled almost adult. Not to mention a woman who is mall-hunting. This trip is basically for Asa alone. If he said to Cilla, ‘let’s go home’, she would jump (lol) at the suggestion. I wonder also how badly Isaiah wants to be stuck with the situation. Third caregiver and all.

 

[Sweetums]

Did he imply that Abbie asked (poked) the random lady at the dog park (who she sat with) for snacks? That must have gone over well for the lady.

And in that 15 min walk said he also chatted with the neighbors for awhile. Wow. They sure got alot accomplished considering Abs usually walks in slow motion.

 

[Cardinal Rule]

I have to agree with this humper, how can you never have heard or seen Close Encounters? And you're at Devil's Tower. Did she never read up on any place they were going to? Can she read? Or does she just look at the pictures?

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This may be sobering and why Big P doesn’t recognize the movie, “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” was released 45 years ago.

 

[Angret]

This may be sobering and why Big P doesn’t recognize the movie, “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” was released 45 years ago.

Yep. I feel old now. I played the melody on the piano and fisher price xylophone and drove my parents nuts. But still, she can’t google stuff?
I can’t imagine why they are prolonging this agony beyond being desperate for content and so new money they can’t just put the money in the bank.

 

[Kimmied]

“It’s a free country”. The 11 year old mentality on the same level as “you’re not the boss of me” and “I know you are, but what am I”

My money is still on Isaiah

My favorite was saying “you can’t come to my birthday party”!!

 

[AintNuthin]

I had no idea what he was talking about when he said close encounters too but also I agree that Priscilla especially is done with this trip it seems like its been long enough and I don’t know how Abbie is standing being with them nonstop and I laughed at Priscilla mall comment really that is what you need to find right now lol

 

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[AintNuthin]

The 15 minute break comment was hilarious for me also I can’t believe she said that

 

[Noir Fan]

I was at Devil’s Tower in 1979. I remember (here’s one of my memory associations), hearing on the radio about the planned upcoming No Nukes Concert with Jackson Browne as we were entering the park.

I even have a picture of myself in my photo album in front of the tower at the age of 26. A million years ago.