Fathering Autism #127 The Maassives are eating their way through the US of A!

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WTF is she wearing? It doesn't even cover her properly. And where was Abbie?
When I first saw the photo my eyes couldn't make out what it was...the way her purse separating her boobs..weird Oompa Loompa shot from up high...and her protruding belly...looked like she had 3 boobs... add to that the bare shoulders with bra straps sticking out...ugh
 
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Sending lots of love and positive energies to you, your child, and the whole family!




 
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This is in no way a travel vlog. God knows how many miles they have covered and so far we have seen a non-descript lake somewhere or other, a view by drone of an agricultural landscape - no idea where, no map given of where they have travelled, a petting farm that they could have done at home - pathetic. As a UK resident, which I gather makes up a significant percentage of his viewing public, I have learnt absolutely zero zilch about the wider USA.

As for that caravan, and that is what it is - it looks cheap and shoddy and obviously is. It is loaded to the gunwales with all their crap plus the Pigs whom I know estimate Pig at being 25 stone (25 x 14 lb), Fat Boy at 19 stone (19x14lb) and Abbie at 1o stone (140 lb) so I'm surprised the whole suspension isnt completely fucked.
 
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I was out and about trying to find some chips my boy will eat today (unlike Abbie, he won't just eat everything he is given) and saw that diesel is over $6 per gallon here in NW PA. Yep, they are spending at LEAST a couple of thousand dollars in just gas alone.

And CoffeeMom, I hope all goes well for your kiddo and big hugs to you.
 
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Did I really hear Wide load Wayne say "Get the gun, somebodies here!" Then Candy Von Hog says "Holy shit!". Starts at 3:30.
I'm afraid, and I may be unpopular for this, but that reaction says a lot to me about America. Thank God we dont have readily available firearms here in the UK.
 
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MAYDAY! MAYDAY! This is NOT A DRILL! The next thing to break down is....THE FRIDGE! This may be the thing that sends them home!!
MAYDAY! MAYDAY! This is NOT A DRILL! The next thing to break down is....THE FRIDGE! This may be the thing that sends them home!!
Just kidding. He's probably spent more than the fridge is worth for this "hack" What a helpful vlog for all his followers who max out their RV refrigerators and need a way to keep cramming all their loot in their far inferior fridge. But for shit's sake - eat the food you have and don't go out til you do!
 
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He just said the fridge needs air flow!! I dont see how they can have any air flow....his fix seems kind of precariously rigged together.
 
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Not a travel vlog in the slightest. Also, the more polished looking drone footage, that can be purchased from a website. There is a service that sells drone footage for vlogging. You just have to choose where and what. Not even just drone footage, I think B-Roll stuff as well. Helps your vlog look better than it is.

But, you are completely correct. There is no info given other than "We're driving to ________." and "We're here now in _______"
Asshat has no clue what the fuck he's doing. He's just looking for another way to cash in. It's not like there's a shortage of travel vlogs on youtube. He could have at least TRIED to get some ideas from them. But no, let's have footage of us doing fuck all inside the RV or sitting outside having dinner beside the RV.

Here Asshat, let me give you some simple ideas:

- Have some kind of infographic showing a map of where you are and where you're going. Make it "fun" by showing a cute little RV animation going from point A to point B.
- Name three things the state is known for.
- Name three historical facts.
- Name three of the most popular attractions.

Yes, I know, that would involve EFFORT and actual WORK.
 
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Well, you've forgotten the riveting 45 second walk through Gettysburg while he used his sexy porn voice regurgitating two sentences he had just read on Google.
 
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We had a 26ft travel trailer in which we crossed the US with, and went camping in several times. We never had an issue with the fridge not keeping things cold. We even stored our oldest sons growth hormone medication in there and never had an issue. Of course, we didn't eat out daily and were a bit more modest with our food.
 
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Well, you've forgotten the riveting 45 second walk through Gettysburg while he used his sexy porn voice regurgitating two sentences he had just read on Google.
That may be highlight of the whole trip.

I’ve not watched every exciting minute of their trip. Have they done anything that Abbie really enjoyed? I’d like to think they made sure she really enjoyed something every day…
 
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Does Fatboy really think that the average humper who has an IQ of less than 50 and is more worried about removing their facial hair could give a flying fuck about his boring fridge hacks? Jesus wept. No wonder his Patreon numbers are nosediving.
 
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That may be highlight of the whole trip.

I’ve not watched every exciting minute of their trip. Have they done anything that Abbie really enjoyed? I’d like to think they made sure she really enjoyed something every day…
She obviously enjoyed her time at her grandparents farm. I wish they would’ve dropped her off for two months. She seemed to enjoy moments of the petting zoo in Amish country. Other than that, nothing
 
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Good lord, why do they have a jumbo bag of M&Ms and a bulk case of extra-stuffed Reese's cups? They are THREE PEOPLE. Have to make sure they have a steady supply of "motivation" for Abbie, I guess...

Also, here's a "fridge hack" for you, Asa...take the bulk packages of candy out of the fridge. Chocolate doesn't need to be refrigerated. Oh wait, are you worried about it melting while you all are away & the RV air conditioner isn't running? Well then the dogs shouldn't be left in the RV either.

Also jeez, all that refrigerator and not a speck of green. No vegetables at all.
 
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