Like the OD’s themselves. The closer you look at the whole situation, the worse it is. Re
Looks like something Terry Waite was chained to.For some reason, Ca'Pietra thought the Hoopers' "child-free master ensuite" was worth featuring a couple of days ago.
I've said it before but this is the worst feature in the whole house and garden for me for its poor design.
Also, you can have a separate bathroom from the children without constantly referring to it as "child-free".
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Blimey, well spotted. That's awful. Those steps!The finish on that bathroom is terrible. I know they got a lot of discount and freebies, but I would be well peed off with this!
It’s getting those details right that really matters.Blimey, well spotted. That's awful. Those steps!
Here's something I can't unsee, and I know some people will think this is nit-picking but this is supposed to be a luxury installation and I'm pretty sure the price tagfor those actually payingwould be well into the 5-figure range. Details matter.
The mirrors aren't centred to the tiles - they're 2 scalloped tiles in from one edge and 1.5 from the other. The lowest point of one mirror touches the top of one tile, the lowest point on the other touches two tiles. The mirrors shouldn't actually be touching/overlapping the tiles at all, let alone unevenly.
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Yep! When Fodney originally posted this way back, it was spotted then. Shoddy.Blimey, well spotted. That's awful. Those steps!
Here's something I can't unsee, and I know some people will think this is nit-picking but this is supposed to be a luxury installation and I'm pretty sure the price tagfor those actually payingwould be well into the 5-figure range. Details matter.
The mirrors aren't centred to the tiles - they're 2 scalloped tiles in from one edge and 1.5 from the other. The lowest point of one mirror touches the top of one tile, the lowest point on the other touches two tiles. The mirrors shouldn't actually be touching/overlapping the tiles at all, let alone unevenly.
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Burn it. Don’t pass it on / donate it. End the toxic advice! Or set up an Instagram account dedicated to sharing it, with a page by page analysis of how awful it is.Folks I think we're at the end of anything worth sharing from Clemmie's book.
I feel like I need to get the damn thing out of my house as soon as possible.
Any last questions on its content before I decide how I'll get rid of it? (Taking suggestions)
I still have FOD's book but it might take me a while to take the plunge into that one
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Or post it to their house giving a one sentence review as a reason for its return. “It’s tit.”Burn it. Don’t pass it on / donate it. End the toxic advice! Or set up an Instagram account dedicated to sharing it, with a page by page analysis of how awful it is.
Add “In French” to that. Play on the kitchen-dressing room poster and that weird “ou est le tit” thing from years ago.Or post it to their house giving a one sentence review as a reason for its return. “It’s tit.”
I read that as Frau with a german accent.no offence to any fraus here but i cannot stand the scalloped tile trend, so tacky and dated
edit: just realised i used the word fraus which is strictly jack monroe thread parlance, apologies
Your books previous owner also spent £10 on the yesmum cards.Folks I think we're at the end of anything worth sharing from Clemmie's book.
I feel like I need to get the damn thing out of my house as soon as possible.
Any last questions on its content before I decide how I'll get rid of it? (Taking suggestions)
I still have FOD's book but it might take me a while to take the plunge into that one
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Modelled by the twins 2 years ago he's literally stuck in 2019.He's got an ad. Children's dungarees, as modelled by the twins.
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I presume he means 20% off???
Anyone been in touch with the brand?Clearly gets so few ads, he can’t cope when he does!