Father of Daughters #51 Stop trying to make Clemmie happen

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Axatogrind

Emmadale said:
I can still see them. Spotted this passive aggressive reply to one of his cringey compliments…

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I’m Sly and I know I’m brilliant!
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Ugh, how does he have such a high opinion of his videos (and content in general)? There are so many truly artistic and skilled video creators on instagram. There are instagrammers in their 20s and even younger making video content that's leagues above what FOD is doing, flawlessly presented in high quality with seamless editing and error-free. Can he really not see that his choppy, inconsistent, phone-camera efforts are average at best?
 
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Sweettutu

Yes and they were relying on another freebie replacement. Whoops.
 
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Axatogrind

Just went through the comments again. I see OTO are chiming in on some of them. There's also a suspicious number of people in close succession tagging someone else saying "maybe these will work for you hun" type things.

It's all so grubby I feel like I need a shower.
 
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Axatogrind

I didn't want Simon to feel left out after linking to Clemmie's Amazon reviews the other day, so I had a look at the most recent reviews for his book...

... except there aren't any. He hasn't had a single new review since 2019

Why did they change the book's name to Dadlife from Forever Outnumbered, or was it vice versa? It's the same book, right? Did it fail and get a relaunch or something?

And what the actual fuck is this?
He, the husband of a midwife, thinks it's a good idea to make up formula and store it between his legs in bed at night?!




Anyway here's the link to the one-star reviews from back in the day, so if you've forgotten about phrases like "it’s over written, repetitive and dull", "unfunny, forced and trying too hard" and "upper middle class wannabe mince", then dig in!

Amazon.co.uk:Customer reviews: Dadlife: Family Tales from Instagram's Father of Daughters

Find helpful customer reviews and review ratings for Dadlife: Family Tales from Instagram's Father of Daughters at Amazon.com. Read honest and unbiased product reviews from our users.
www.amazon.co.uk
 
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Rosieee

LOL at the formula advice. We had a phase with my 18 months old when she wanted a bottle at night so we did prepare one and left it in her bed in the evening, it was then empty in the morning . Not my proudest parenting moment but at least I didn't brag about it in a fucking parenting book.
 
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Titfer

Have we spoken about the CBD oil ad that he has clearly filmed in HIS bedroom.and ensuite. It's not a guest room... they sleep apart.

The 'Master Bedroom' is noticeably absent from majority of his posts....
 
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Fabdandy

Yeah he's filmed it in the migraine room. I wouldn't be surprised if they slept apart... or a part as slymon might say
 
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Mumof3

I wouldn’t be able to sleep in the migraine room, maybe the room is affecting his sleep!
 
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infragram

Maybe he’s got a new book in the pipeline. ‘The Narcissists Guide to Fathering Daughters’.
  • Grandiosity. Exaggerated sense of self-importance. ...
  • Excessive need for admiration. ...
  • Superficial and exploitative relationships. ...
  • Lack of empathy. ...
  • Identity disturbance. ...
  • Chronic feelings of emptiness and boredom. ...
 
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LuBiLu

Saw this on Facebook and it made me think of their Dressing Room Kitchen.
 
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Axatogrind

I'm a little surprised he hasn't tried to somehow make the storm all about him, but I suppose there's still time!
 
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