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@OhMyWord spot on 
It's fod, his diploma is in alan's keys.Obvs! You are now blessed with a diploma in Allen key turning
He can make anything athletically pleasing whilst eating an avercardo...
Not sure...
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Sending this to Fob - to confirm that his testicles are in Clammys purse
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It's called Simon.
Mic drop
Sorry, I know not SOD related....or even ST (remember her!) but I know you lot think the same as me on these insta wanker lot!
This one spent the day adding loads of pics of things she wanted to flog and from the ones I saw she was being a bit cheeky with the price....and then added this about uncle Bobby. You’ve not been quietly mourning today, you’ve been using your platform to make more £££ out of your followers!
Dear vaseknobreflection
please stop with your feeble attempt to show the dogs engaging in sibling rivalry
Firstly it’s poorly executed as your captions can’t all be read
Secondly “it’s tit”
Thirdly people have done it better far better than you on tik tok and Instagram videos
Cheers
please stop with your feeble attempt to show the dogs engaging in sibling rivalry
Firstly it’s poorly executed as your captions can’t all be read
Secondly “it’s tit”
Thirdly people have done it better far better than you on tik tok and Instagram videos
Cheers
Wall art now available in French (roll-over from last thread).
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It’s not the first time he has been utterly bloody tone deaf him and his wife are as bad as each other
Did I seriously just watch him write 'you are dead to me' as a joke? That whole reel is a joke, you can't even read the captions. Insufferable berk. 1631 people died yesterday from Covid. Is he for real? And the rambling caption he's written underneath has even more Typoes, speling miss takes and missed out words than normall. 8,000 odd bots seem to have enjoyed it though.
Looks like the purchased comments are out in full force.
He really does need to just duck off now. His last two posts have had tit engagement. Even the twins back from retirement isn't cutting it.
Sly give it up. You're a has-been. Your wife fucked it up royally, then you came along with your tone deaf tit and well and truly finished it off.
ETA - I'm surprised he hasn't called himself the DogFather yet.
He also said the same about the twins not long ago. He clearly thinks the swearing and use of "you're dead to me" is hilarious. Esepcially about your family and pets.
He really does need to just duck off now. His last two posts have had tit engagement. Even the twins back from retirement isn't cutting it.
Sly give it up. You're a has-been. Your wife fucked it up royally, then you came along with your tone deaf tit and well and truly finished it off.
ETA - I'm surprised he hasn't called himself the DogFather yet.
Open letter to Mr and Mrs Simon Hooper:
from what you have said on your instagram accounts you both have jobs, and not minimum wage jobs; you have a roof over your heads, albeit it slightly leaking in places; you have four healthy children; and now two healthy dogs. Your home is perfectly habitable and does not need anything done to it. Now is not the time to try and boost your Instagram following in the pursuit of sponsorship or gifts, especially not by posting insensitive and inane video clips and pictures. People are living on the bread line. They have lost their jobs and face losing their homes. There are rough sleepers whose leaky roof is the sky and whose draughts come from the freezing open air. People don't have the spare cash to buy a pedigree dachshund, possibly priced in four figures. And if you have that much disposable income you don't need to be touting for freebies. And people are dying in their thousands. 100,000 have died from covid in the UK in the past 12 months. Have you missed this? Instead of whinging about lockdown have you considered those who have lost loved ones? None of this is reflected in your accounts. Don't respond by suddenly trying to turn into Saint Simon, it just won't work. For once though, consider others, and act like the grown up you are supposed to be.
from what you have said on your instagram accounts you both have jobs, and not minimum wage jobs; you have a roof over your heads, albeit it slightly leaking in places; you have four healthy children; and now two healthy dogs. Your home is perfectly habitable and does not need anything done to it. Now is not the time to try and boost your Instagram following in the pursuit of sponsorship or gifts, especially not by posting insensitive and inane video clips and pictures. People are living on the bread line. They have lost their jobs and face losing their homes. There are rough sleepers whose leaky roof is the sky and whose draughts come from the freezing open air. People don't have the spare cash to buy a pedigree dachshund, possibly priced in four figures. And if you have that much disposable income you don't need to be touting for freebies. And people are dying in their thousands. 100,000 have died from covid in the UK in the past 12 months. Have you missed this? Instead of whinging about lockdown have you considered those who have lost loved ones? None of this is reflected in your accounts. Don't respond by suddenly trying to turn into Saint Simon, it just won't work. For once though, consider others, and act like the grown up you are supposed to be.
100% he is pinching that idea. Bet he is frantically looking up Godfather quotes now. Thanks to you, we have the Fodfather Al Pacino impersonation incoming
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