Oh no that's NOT Josie this time, those words written by the lady doing the flowers. Sorry, maybe my post was ambiguous. And the flower lady is lovely.
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Look like a school uniform PE dress.Piggin hell!. I’ve today bought exactly the same Varley tennis dress . What are the odds of that!
See you on the courts twin!
Pffffft…..been here in the Cotswolds now for 6 days and noooo sight, (nor sound in The SK’s case) of either of the gruesome twosome despite visiting Bicester Village, Daylesford, The Fox at Oddington and The Wild Rabbit at Kingham! I feel cheated!!! 
. Though we were nearly run off the road by a lout with a prisoner stylee haircut in a dirty Defender so I might just have been in the presence of his lordship!
. Though we were nearly run off the road by a lout with a prisoner stylee haircut in a dirty Defender so I might just have been in the presence of his lordship!
That puppy is Chloe's and she could have specified that in her clickbait title
If I didn't know better I would have thought that Lala was Josie from the back, they look so much alike. lol.
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we are in for the whole spring and summer of her NEW floral dresses....this one doesn't look great on her upper half in my opinion.
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those shorts look a little..ahem...... bunched up.. ..Charlie?
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those 25 foot straps on that sundress just annoy me, add her lips too
If I didn't know better I would have thought that Lala was Josie from the back, they look so much alike. lol.
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we are in for the whole spring and summer of her NEW floral dresses....this one doesn't look great on her upper half in my opinion.
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those shorts look a little..ahem...... bunched up.. ..Charlie?
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those 25 foot straps on that sundress just annoy me, add her lips too
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I wondered earlier today if you were on the trip!. So josies normally to be found at 725/750-830 am at daylesford , have you tried those times ? Normally there for classes then around the club , then around the garden bit / salad barPffffft…..been here in the Cotswolds now for 6 days and noooo sight, (nor sound in The SK’s case) of either of the gruesome twosome despite visiting Bicester Village, Daylesford, The Fox at Oddington and The Wild Rabbit at Kingham! I feel cheated!!!
her cars often parked near the daylesford farm cottages . She seems to like the fox oddington on a Sunday
Maybe have a drive through the village and park up at the church , take a walk in the fields behind , you might spot the sausages !
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why not go the whole hog ask for a tour of the club and see if you can spot her in a grey/green varley school PE dress on the courts ---
If you spot the car parked by the garden centre then that’s usually chav on his own
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Bag suits you Chav!
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But why are his shorts so bunched up...can't be too comfy Charlie yes the bag suits him perfectly haha.
yes the bag suits him perfectly haha.Oh dearie me, the hand on hip pose, the snarly expression and the girly bag! Confused identity?But why are his shorts so bunched up...can't be too comfy Charlie
Its the kind of thing she would say though I wouldn’t put it past her at all
That looks like something my little sister and i would fashion out of wrapping paper left after opening some bigger NY presents when we were like 4 and 8 respectively. Hair also reminds me of us wearing mom's pantyhose on our heads pretending we're just out of the beauty parlour.
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why not, she's sending it back anyway r selling it on her mum's ebay
Maybe . She’s had the Erdem at least one year , I think I recall her getting it last year . The lack of respect for nice items is so irritating
The swamp pond featuring load and proud on instagram! Surely someone can clear this pond
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They do have plans for it. From what I’ve gathered on the odd Q&A and comment- it will be pretty statement. It won’t just be cleaning it out- they’ll change the centre focus, landscape around it and possibly install some seating nite the Pond as a focus. I think it would potentially be quite nice.
that just looks so nasty... I would have cleared this up by now and made it a beautiful place to enjoy and sit beside....they spent money on other things that were not essentials when they could have fixed this up by now.
what an eyesore.Product after product..... and another 'favourite' product....sure.....
Windsor Great Park is open to the public. It’s a huge area that borders Windsor, Slough, Eton, Datchet. A bit like Hyde Park. You can ride and drive through it. No one calls it that. I attended Windsor College on Claremont Road and everyone can walk through, sit in it. It has part of the River go through it. It’s a bloody big space. It has the Windsor Farm Shop on it that sells local produce, a bit like Richmond Park. Why they keep hyping it up by saying ‘Royal’ beggars belief. Many Counties are Royal- Kensington, Windsor etc. It you don’t refer to it like that in everyday conversation. HYPE
When she stayed at the Fairmont Windsor Great Park, Josie said his parents lived opposite the hotel
Hi all
Roving reporter alert.....in all seriousness given that yesterday.......
......I attended the beautiful Jac's funeral yesterday (Jacs was a dear friend to me who helped Dad and I with his garden after mum passed away and years ago, she was also my long suffering Step Reebok instructor).....and who should I spot but Charlie, Josie, Lala and a chap who looked early 50s but i didnt recognise....he was the only one who spoke to people and was pleasant. I was seated directly across from Charlie.....whose loud voice and endless diatribe of his view of the widower's (the lovely Martin) emotional state was beyond disrespectful. Charlie was sporting his mid olive green suit with the very fitted leg style....it made his very short legs look even shorter. I stood right behind their party as we exited the church (after a beautiful service that captured Jacs vivacity perfectly.).
Charlie was sporting a rather bronzed glow that Josie did not so I assumed that he had overdone the fake tan. Height wise, he is definitely no more than 5ft 7 tops. It's a shame that his eyes are so close together and deep set as I have to admit otherwise he has a pleasant face.....but that boy loves the sound of his own voice.
Josie had her hair tied back into a very short ponytail (I was taken back how short it was given the Farah Fawcett long locks she usually sports) with a pearl scrunchie
......Lala was wearing her hair the same way plus an identical scrunchie You will all have guessed that Josie was wearing .........a green floral dress
with the blandest beige very pointed toe shoes with a 4 inch heel, (putting her only an inch below Charlie) and carrying a bland beige bag that looked like it came from the Stratford-upon-Avon Friday Market. I'm 5ft 2 and I was in flats and she towered over me in her heels. Lala is barely 5ft and was dressed very nicely.I did not hear Josie speak once but I would add that out of the two of them Charlie seemed genuinely emotional/tearful during the service.
I did note that Josie's nails were sporting yet more bland beige in an overly thick late 1990s gel style and one of the three was oozing a sickenly sweet perfume or cologne.
After leaving the church, the chap in their party who I didn't recognise escorted Lala out of the churchyard, I assume to drive her home Josie and Charlie headed off around far side of church, I suspect to walk home across the field. I did not see them again ie they did not join the mourners across the road at The George to raise a glass to Jacs.
I did spot the chap in their group( who I didn't recognise) at the George later and he seemed pleasant enough.
My overall impression.....well I'm still not sure what to make of Josie's manner or personality as I saw nothing......looks wise her teeth are less obvious in real life (and I'm pleased for her sake to say that). She suits her hair tied back rather than the ridiculous big hair because her facial features are quite delicate.
I'm glad that they attended as I know Jacs worked so hard on their garden and imparted so much of her wonderful knowledge to them. I hope I've myself, they feel honoured to have called Jacs their friend.
Thanks for the details.Hi all
Roving reporter alert.....in all seriousness given that yesterday.......
......I attended the beautiful Jac's funeral yesterday (Jacs was a dear friend to me who helped Dad and I with his garden after mum passed away and years ago, she was also my long suffering Step Reebok instructor).....and who should I spot but Charlie, Josie, Lala and a chap who looked early 50s but i didnt recognise....he was the only one who spoke to people and was pleasant. I was seated directly across from Charlie.....whose loud voice and endless diatribe of his view of the widower's (the lovely Martin) emotional state was beyond disrespectful. Charlie was sporting his mid olive green suit with the very fitted leg style....it made his very short legs look even shorter. I stood right behind their party as we exited the church (after a beautiful service that captured Jacs vivacity perfectly.).
Charlie was sporting a rather bronzed glow that Josie did not so I assumed that he had overdone the fake tan. Height wise, he is definitely no more than 5ft 7 tops. It's a shame that his eyes are so close together and deep set as I have to admit otherwise he has a pleasant face.....but that boy loves the sound of his own voice.
Josie had her hair tied back into a very short ponytail (I was taken back how short it was given the Farah Fawcett long locks she usually sports) with a pearl scrunchie
You will all have guessed that Josie was wearing .........a green floral dress
I did not hear Josie speak once but I would add that out of the two of them Charlie seemed genuinely emotional/tearful during the service.
I did note that Josie's nails were sporting yet more bland beige in an overly thick late 1990s gel style and one of the three was oozing a sickenly sweet perfume or cologne.
After leaving the church, the chap in their party who I didn't recognise escorted Lala out of the churchyard, I assume to drive her home Josie and Charlie headed off around far side of church, I suspect to walk home across the field. I did not see them again ie they did not join the mourners across the road at The George to raise a glass to Jacs.
I did spot the chap in their group( who I didn't recognise) at the George later and he seemed pleasant enough.
My overall impression.....well I'm still not sure what to make of Josie's manner or personality as I saw nothing......looks wise her teeth are less obvious in real life (and I'm pleased for her sake to say that). She suits her hair tied back rather than the ridiculous big hair because her facial features are quite delicate.
I'm glad that they attended as I know Jacs worked so hard on their garden and imparted so much of her wonderful knowledge to them. I hope I've myself, they feel honoured to have called Jacs their friend.
That’s awful of chav droning on ..
I agree with everything you say , chav is ruined with his droning on , small close boz eyes and hairdo . Your account of Josie is spot on too.
Disappointing they didn’t go to the after do.
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I’ve never noticed Josie heavily fragranced … it might be lala. I’ve been in the same room as lala and didn’t notice fragrance but was at least 3 mtrs away at all times so possibly I wouldn’t from that distance