Fashion Mumblr #31 Not Very Bright while Gardening in White, it's not right #PerennialMillennial Fright

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Indeed. Once you take a scroll through other influenza threads, doesn't take long before realizing that people perceive them the same way. Few times I had to check whose thread I was in, since comments were literally identical, just the name in the title was different. :)
If you think about it, it all comes down to personal preference. Some people just don't rub you the wrong way and others do. You're right - they all give impression of being fake, it's the nature of the industry they are in. Surely, to manage well that industry, you must have certain personality traits. Yet, it would take a schizophrenic sociopath with MPD and bipolarity in order to pull off 5 different and often competing product flogging per video - in a natural, genuine appearing and authentic manner. It's simply impossible. The price virtual reality SAs have to pay.

Once upon a time, models were doing the same kind of shilling just in a more private, dignified and mystified way - their image was result of work done by teams of professionals dedicated to final result. Their job was to be young and pretty, charismatic and photogenic. We used to see perfect editorials, campaigns and cover pages and the illusion of perfection that was dream inducing used to be intact by reality - which is what we have today. Naomi and Kate were not photoshoped but everything else around them was - their lives and personalities in particular. They had privacy.
These influenza girls today don't. They are pretty much and especially at the beginning a 'one man band', living with camera glued to their hand, letting the world have a good look into their lives, homes, issues. The magic has gone with demystification. The faces are filtered, everything else isn't. If you are there long enough, it's painfully transparent. We get to see personalities which is the major potential turn off. We used to read about Naomi's or Kates' ill temper or lifestyle, but never witnessed a glimpse of that in reality. We also rationally knew that those girls back in a day made loads of money for just being pretty. We knew, theoretically that they got free designer clothes, makeup, privileges.But, it's different when you actually witness that - and there are hundreds of girls who get that now and it's their job to brag about it in your face - many of whom rub you the wrong way for some reason, or no reason at all.

At the same time, to be fair, these girls today have to be, not just pretty, but also capable to handle camera, editing, marketing, PR, business management...and bunch of other skills while keeping up with new social media platforms which are getting shorter, faster and more psychotic every day. It's long term career opportunity for very few of them, for the rest it's grab money and run. Fast.

That's their choice, of course. I have no idea how digital marketing works in reality, I've never experience anything remotely similar, but if you look beyond the bling of 'kindly gifted PR junk yards' and through filter fog, you can spot fake, shaky smiles, eyes often reflecting fear or fatigue, issues with skin, hair, mental health and health in general, sleeping issues, family or marital issues, constant stress and competition driven relations. Most of them are spending fortune in attempt to stay good looking, young, healthy and happy appearing. That's what dreams are made of and they are in a dream selling business. Not easy. At all. Again, it's their choice and it is privileged job.
The difference is, back in the supermodel days, it was only a handful of girls, whereas now it's saturated with girls and guys and families and all different ages!
Sort of an aside, but it could be seen as a negative that there used to be many large marketing and advertising companies behind the selling of products - employing thousands, maybe tens of thousands - which have all largely gone out of business due to these comparitive few social media one-man-band shillers. The same amount of money that was going to more people, is now all going to fewer.
Sure, some of those companies shifted over to social media promotions, but I think most are defunct.
Not sure if it's overall a good thing or a bad thing (those companies were of course very predatory), but it's different for sure!

And I know exactly what you mean about the looks in their eyes:

(Taken from randomly selected videos of Josie's 2-3 years apart)

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She almost has a "save me" look in her eyes now!
 
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The difference is, back in the supermodel days, it was only a handful of girls, whereas now it's saturated with girls and guys and families and all different ages!
Sort of an aside, but it could be seen as a negative that there used to be many large marketing and advertising companies behind the selling of products - employing thousands, maybe tens of thousands - which have all largely gone out of business due to these comparitive few social media one-man-band shillers. The same amount of money that was going to more people, is now all going to fewer.
Sure, some of those companies shifted over to social media promotions, but I think most are defunct.
Not sure if it's overall a good thing or a bad thing (those companies were of course very predatory), but it's different for sure!

And I know exactly what you mean about the looks in their eyes:

(Taken from randomly selected videos of Josie's 2-3 years apart)

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She almost has a "save me" look in her eyes now!
Gosh she really needs to change up her hair style.
 
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Agree with the looks in their eyes mentioned by @TulipLillies and @Shmoogles. Like a dear caught in the headlights or just empty. There is a person that comments with the handle "deadgirlinside". Sums it up well.

I was surprised by the lack of any real sparkle in her new car. Said all the right words to sound important, but showed no real joy. I really think she was disappointed with something about her car if we compare it to the day she drove the Bentley loan car. Who can forget that? Teeth out, positively giddy. There's no need to gush about your new car but at least your eyes should be sparkling and happy if it's your "dream car".

Below, she was on IG stories, huge fake smile disappeared in an instant like someone hit a robot off-switch...

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When are these two meant to be getting married? I know the pandemic caused a lot to be cancelled but it is like an eternity of listening to her and trying on wedding dresses
 
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More clickbait…..hardly any wedding dress trying on, then, to return, they never bothered to check in online but went to the front of the queue in the airport to be told the flight was full….major strop..stupid entitled plonkers!!,,
 
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Well Chav and Joho trying to be elitist and booked soho house. Lala and Jamie got the better hotel by far!
More clickbait…..hardly any wedding dress trying on, then, they never bothered to check in online but went to the front of the queue in the airport to be told the flight was full….major strop..stupid entitled plonkers!,!,,
Oh to be a fly at that airport …. With that pair. I don’t know who they flew with but BA are notorious for Business Class shambles. I was on a flight and there were BC people put in the front two rows behind BC. That same flight BC ‘food’ was a packet of crisps and a bottle of water…as they’d run out of food? Then there was the time first class were bumped into the BC lounge … and the food options were small salad and cheapo biscuits (not wrapped or covered on a plate). In the end I was just happy to get a flight and get where I was going.
msJoho was giving off Amber Hurd vibes …. Not her fault.
oh the wedding nonsense will go on until she gets the freebies.
I think we also have new skincare flogging tonight
I saw Victoria Frow was doing an add for Bentley- I am not a car person (as long as it gets me where I need to go) but the Bentley colour and interior was 🥰😍😍😍🥰😍🥰 unlike the 💩💩💩💩💩vehicle!
Anyone else think they cut the bus tour short as Chav was being odious?... I was actually looking forward to seeing the tour sights!
I think I may have developed a new sense of love for the Catalonian people - didn’t fuss over them in the restaurant/ weren’t dressed enough for the other place/ told would have to queue at Loewe !!! 🤣😂 oldJoho and Chav got their ‘revenge’ by telling us at every turn that Barcelona is a hot bed of crime and pickpockets !!!
Is she wearing smaller veneers?
 
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The title says travel vlog and bridal shopping but 10 mins out of the 35 min is an ad for the Beautifect travel makeup case.

No wonder she moaned about her email inbox. Must have been busy organising the trip advertising moola. The vlog does not say #ad but it clearly is.

Also vlogs their excellent makeup sponges. :oops: She’s just flogged sponges for another brand, I think Beauty Pie? :unsure: But these are today’s favourites.

Randomly throws old Charchar under the bus by saying he would not like how untidy her makeup case is. Why would you do this? He’s not even in the room or anywhere near her and has nothing to do with her makeup. She must be desperate for attention from the aunties again or need people to engage in the comments.

Obligatory makeup time-lapse to Spanish guitar music. 🎸 Wow, teefers is feeling daring, no 70s porn muzak tonight. :m

They complain about bad restaurant service.

She did not shop at Loewe, there was no one in the shop but still expected her to queue, so she left. :rolleyes: Doesn’t Loewe know who she is? :eek: Gasp! :eek::eek::eek:

She is not impressed with the Gaudi architecture so magical and synonymous with Barcelona. :sneaky:

Had herself a pamper to vlog more products... 4 more minutes of advertising, my darlings.

We have Charchar splaining about great croquetas. Blah, blah, blah...

Only 6 mins of wedding dresses. Says the company contacted her to try on dresses. Hmm... is this true or is she trying to score a freebie dress and she emailed them beforehand. That busy inbox again. How convenient that the company just happened to see that she was in Barcelona on social media.

Then 3 mins of needless explaining and complaining about their delayed/not delayed flight. I think she just wanted a reason to mention they had booked business class.

Finishes off with her usual on-the-wonk music. So long to the Spanish guitars then... adiós...
 
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Well Chav and Joho trying to be elitist and booked soho house. Lala and Jamie got the better hotel by far!

Oh to be a fly at that airport …. With that pair. I don’t know who they flew with but BA are notorious for Business Class shambles. I was on a flight and there were BC people put in the front two rows behind BC. That same flight BC ‘food’ was a packet of crisps and a bottle of water…as they’d run out of food? Then there was the time first class were bumped into the BC lounge … and the food options were small salad and cheapo biscuits (not wrapped or covered on a plate). In the end I was just happy to get a flight and get where I was going.
msJoho was giving off Amber Hurd vibes …. Not her fault.
oh the wedding nonsense will go on until she gets the freebies.
I think we also have new skincare flogging tonight
I saw Victoria Frow was doing an add for Bentley- I am not a car person (as long as it gets me where I need to go) but the Bentley colour and interior was 🥰😍😍😍🥰😍🥰 unlike the 💩💩💩💩💩vehicle!
Anyone else think they cut the bus tour short as Chav was being odious?... I was actually looking forward to seeing the tour sights!
I think I may have developed a new sense of love for the Catalonian people - didn’t fuss over them in the restaurant/ weren’t dressed enough for the other place/ told would have to queue at Loewe !!! 🤣😂 oldJoho and Chav got their ‘revenge’ by telling us at every turn that Barcelona is a hot bed of crime and pickpockets !!!
Is she wearing smaller veneers?
Just watched today’s vlog,OMG what a pair of pretentious prat’s. Chav going on and on about the food,as though he was some culinary expert on Spanish cuisine,Teefers putting on a crap Spanish accent on everything that came out of her mouth.
Who goes away with family for five days & stays in a different hotel ?,apparently,were told,Chav insisted they stayed at Soho ,even though it has to be said,was not a patch on the hotel the others stayed in,I swear they’d sleep in a bus shelter as long as it was “SoHo”.
 
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Well Chav and Joho trying to be elitist and booked soho house. Lala and Jamie got the better hotel by far!

Oh to be a fly at that airport …. With that pair. I don’t know who they flew with but BA are notorious for Business Class shambles. I was on a flight and there were BC people put in the front two rows behind BC. That same flight BC ‘food’ was a packet of crisps and a bottle of water…as they’d run out of food? Then there was the time first class were bumped into the BC lounge … and the food options were small salad and cheapo biscuits (not wrapped or covered on a plate). In the end I was just happy to get a flight and get where I was going.
msJoho was giving off Amber Hurd vibes …. Not her fault.
oh the wedding nonsense will go on until she gets the freebies.
I think we also have new skincare flogging tonight
I saw Victoria Frow was doing an add for Bentley- I am not a car person (as long as it gets me where I need to go) but the Bentley colour and interior was 🥰😍😍😍🥰😍🥰 unlike the 💩💩💩💩💩vehicle!
Anyone else think they cut the bus tour short as Chav was being odious?... I was actually looking forward to seeing the tour sights!
I think I may have developed a new sense of love for the Catalonian people - didn’t fuss over them in the restaurant/ weren’t dressed enough for the other place/ told would have to queue at Loewe !!! 🤣😂 oldJoho and Chav got their ‘revenge’ by telling us at every turn that Barcelona is a hot bed of crime and pickpockets !!!
Is she wearing smaller veneers?
No signs of them at Daylesford today ... did wonder if they might make a family meal in the trough - I was at daylesford 930-330 and didn't see them or a brownie porshie

video of church was interesting. how public a place is it for someone not of catholic faith to have a look I wonder?

Am I mistaken or is that a new beautifect case because I thought she had the plain pink version not the shiny rose gold version

Who in this climate books a flight right before an important day full of shooting for various brands?!
 
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The title says travel vlog and bridal shopping but 10 mins out of the 35 min is an ad for the Beautifect travel makeup case.

No wonder she moaned about her email inbox. Must have been busy organising the trip advertising moola. The vlog does not say #ad but it clearly is.

Also vlogs their excellent makeup sponges. :oops: She’s just flogged sponges for another brand, I think Beauty Pie? :unsure: But these are today’s favourites.

Randomly throws old Charchar under the bus by saying he would not like how untidy her makeup case is. Why would you do this? He’s not even in the room or anywhere near her and has nothing to do with her makeup. She must be desperate for attention from the aunties again or need people to engage in the comments.

Obligatory makeup time-lapse to Spanish guitar music. 🎸 Wow, teefers is feeling daring, no 70s porn muzak tonight. :m

They complain about bad restaurant service.

She did not shop at Loewe, there was no one in the shop but still expected her to queue, so she left. :rolleyes: Doesn’t Loewe know who she is? :eek: Gasp! :eek::eek::eek:

She is not impressed with the Gaudi architecture so magical and synonymous with Barcelona. :sneaky:

Had herself a pamper to vlog more products... 4 more minutes of advertising, my darlings.

We have Charchar splaining about great croquetas. Blah, blah, blah...

Only 6 mins of wedding dresses. Says the company contacted her to try on dresses. Hmm... is this true or is she trying to score a freebie dress and she emailed them beforehand. That busy inbox again. How convenient that the company just happened to see that she was in Barcelona on social media.

Then 3 mins of needless explaining and complaining about their delayed/not delayed flight. I think she just wanted a reason to mention they had booked business class.

Finishes off with her usual on-the-wonk music. So long to the Spanish guitars then... adiós...
You left out that Chav didn’t hesitate to let her know the last time they were in Barca she pissed him off so much he got off their bus tour in the middle of the tour. She just came off as a jerk this flog. Complaining complaining. If she were really reviewing as a travel blogger she’d be professional (and that means that she could have constructive criticism but that’s not what she’s doing). She just comes off as an entitled witch.
 
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A few screenshots from tonight for those blocked from watching the chinless wonder...

Such dirty sunglasses...
Teefers on the bus...
Her #ad demonstration of applying lotion is just what you want to see in a travel vlog...
Trusty rockstuds, she took two pairs...
The 3 wedding dresses she tried...
 

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Catching up on the thread but a belated thank you for the title! Much appreciated :)

Watching the latest vlog and picturing Charlie throwing Josie’s travel makeup case in a fit of rage for it not being pahhhhfectly organized. lol! If you are packing your cosmetics in an organizer, you are 10 steps ahead of most people. Who cares if it isn’t meticulously stored? My fiancé would never even notice or care if my makeup isn’t organized. Charlie sounds like a psycho!
 
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The difference is, back in the supermodel days, it was only a handful of girls, whereas now it's saturated with girls and guys and families and all different ages!
Sort of an aside, but it could be seen as a negative that there used to be many large marketing and advertising companies behind the selling of products - employing thousands, maybe tens of thousands - which have all largely gone out of business due to these comparitive few social media one-man-band shillers. The same amount of money that was going to more people, is now all going to fewer.
Sure, some of those companies shifted over to social media promotions, but I think most are defunct.
Not sure if it's overall a good thing or a bad thing (those companies were of course very predatory), but it's different for sure!

And I know exactly what you mean about the looks in their eyes:

(Taken from randomly selected videos of Josie's 2-3 years apart)

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She almost has a "save me" look in her eyes now!
She looks like a well kept 45 year old in the first photo. Bloody nora! The earrings, the hair, the teeth, the roll neck!
 
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In the latest Barcelona vlog Charlie said that Bus tours aren't his thing and he really doesn't enjoy them, but he's doing it because Josie and her family want to do it. She then, totally invalidates his feelings on it and tries to convince him, "it's fun." For duck sake Josie - you have known for years that he does not enjoy it and probably never will - and that's okay, that is one of the things that makes him his own person. Just thank him for sucking it up for the team! It's not enough for him to come along, but he has to like it too - bloody controlling witch.
 
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im with chav when it comes to being packed into any tourist tour and treated like a number.... it seems one of the safest ways to see the city though. Ive been once and it wasn't for me, lots of the artists pretending to be statues for donations, lots of tourists ... id rather be on the beach lol!
 
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In the latest Barcelona vlog Charlie said that Bus tours aren't his thing and he really doesn't enjoy them, but he's doing it because Josie and her family want to do it. She then, totally invalidates his feelings on it and tries to convince him, "it's fun." For duck sake Josie - you have known for years that he does not enjoy it and probably never will - and that's okay, that is one of the things that makes him his own person. Just thank him for sucking it up for the team! It's not enough for him to come along, but he has to like it too - bloody controlling witch.
…but he didn’t ‘suck it up for the team’ by the content of the flog they got off after about 2 stops! Poor Joho must’ve been furious Lala and Jamie were left alone together - what was she missing out on—- did lala spend money on Jamie and not on Joho as she wasn’t there… maybe it would’ve been better for Joho, Jamie and Lala to have gone on the holiday without Chav - they could’ve stayed at the same place and Joho could’ve made sure Jamie didn’t get a penny more than her 😂🤣
 
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I love how miss Floho Pampr would make fun of people's grammatical mistakes on her IG stories, thinking she's all high and mighty, but I think she didn't even know who Churchill was. And now she doesn't know where she is "where are we in Spain hahahaha" You don't know tit girl, so stop trying to tell people they made a mistake in writing an english word. She doesn't even know basic tit, ugh she's so annoying idk how Charlie does it. yeah he's insane, a weirdo but at least he reads and memorizes wikipedia pages before talking about it on camera

Clearly annoyed when he starts talking
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Why does she fuckin care about the fuckin decoration of a restaurant if the food is good? duck off, does she have to go to "bougie" places all the damn time. She has zero depth to her
 
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I would hate to go on holiday with these two. What miserable holiday companions for her brother who has not travelled in 15 years. Know-it-all Chaz yakking nonstop, passive-aggressive Teefers complaining nonstop in a bad Spanish accent. The snapping words between them. Absolute nightmare.
 
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Josie completely checking out when Charlie starts talking LOL!

Charlie memorizing wikipedia pages has me 💀
 
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