He’s too busy skivvying in the house/garden and buying old antique “furniture”
He’s too busy skivvying in the house/garden and buying old antique “furniture”I wonder why she pays someone to take her photos - why can’t Chav do that - what else is he doing?
This post was recommended to me by @Catcher_In_The_Lie ! This is so informative thank you! I was trying to find all this out with no luck prior to this. It feels like I am now up to speed...Welcome to the recap, my dahlings.
Many Tattlers who live in her village and surrounding areas enlighted us about our lady Aga of Cotswolds. It seems that Teefers and the splainer did not make a good impression on her neighbours and are seen as rude and standoffish.
They complained about the noise of neighbours strimming grass at an inconvenient time for them. Neighbours are not amused.
After reading our comments, Teefers immediately went on a charm offensive by suddenly pretending to be very interested in her village. She went to see the village tractor paradeand even slogged through a three-hour village walk.
We had reports from neighbours @Sambatiki, @beautyblogger123, @Hoof Hearted, @HippyHoppy and @DameAliceNutter. Hope I left no one out and thank you so much!
We were also reminded by @Hunevoque2 that lady Aga previously accused the farmer of spraying pesticides and killing her plants when it was actually because of frost.
Teefers and the Splainer were spotted in the wild by our @beautyblogger123 who lives nearby and @ella1979 who took a trip. Beautyblogger said she could hear charchar talking from across the car park.
Ella said staff at the Daylesford flower arranging course offered to forage for Josie’s blooms as she was dressed too inappropriately for the mud and uneven ground. Teefers declined and said her rockstuds are effectively her wellies. Teefers arrived complete with her assistant in tow to film. We heard that Josie just about "lives" at Daylesford.
We also heard that the approach to her house and its immediate area is not terribly grand, with loads of signs along the gravel that warn that police will be called if people are caught parking. This is despite the fact that regular villagers have problems with the delivery vans and workers blocking access on the very narrow lanes.
We had Teefers tell us they were kindly doing their neighbours’ flower bed... oops... I mean the herbaceous borders... at Strawtop.This is more fakery as they have in fact bought the cottage next door, so are lying about being charitable. Both Charlie and Teefers are owners of the new cottage.
@Hoof Hearted informed that they liedon IG when they said that they own the fields where their dogs run. They own no fields at all, only their own garden.
We confirmed again that Strawrot is not in the Cotswolds at all and a neighbour said their village barely makes it into the Cotswolds with a mix of old and new houses. Brailes is lovely but not the postcard Cotswolds Teefers is attempting to sell to viewers.
We were also told that living there is not exactly what Teefers and Lala expected and they don't seem to be as happy there as they pretend to be on social media.
Nicholsons has finally finished the garden after 11 weeks – complete with 4 oversized coffin beds with stepping stones and the water feature in the middle of nowhere that looks like a sarcophagus.They have the garden furniture they first “experienced the luxury of” at Lydia and Ali’s.
Teefers has arrogantly proclaimed that her kitchen garden is the most beautiful she has EVER seen. She also informed us everything at her house is always the “biggest”.
Nightly garden updates have mercifully stopped. It is summer now and the sun is still shining when granny Josie goes to bed at 8 or 9pm.
It was the Chelsea Flower Show but Teefers, our ‘intrepid’ gardener, provided us with no content. She only showed the brands they already have freebies from, drank too much, posted a ridiculous sloshed pose on IG and couldn’t use the rest of her drunken footage. Instead, we endured a vlog of undisclosed ads and time-lapses to what @loujo001 calls 70s porn music.So much for her love of “blooms” and gardening. She was not invited to the press day.
Thank you to @beautyblogger123 and @Allexie01 for the many brilliant and humourous posts and pics/screenshots that you posted. We loved them. Allexie called our Josefiend “The Poison Dwarf” and commented, “I can just imagine old Teefers, in her dotage, sozzled, propping up the end of the bar and singing Lion King songs softly to herself whilst occasionally high kicking her way through a minefield of odd side tables to the ladies loo*....stopping on the way to accost customers to ask if they have tried her latest pimple popping gadget.
* Sorry...'powder room”. - Captures lady Aga perfectly.
We had @realityfan post the screenshot of the flower arranging with the lady covering her face to be anonymous. Hilarious...
Notice the placement of Josie's Loewe bag, my dahlings...
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We got pics from @ella1979 about the area near her house.
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The palace of lady Aga aka The Olde Rectum seen from the street. The darker gray slate roof to the left is the church attached to their house.
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The poison dwarf was observed on tippy toes at the Daylesford counter...
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This gem was from @Allexie01 of Teefers posing while on the rosé. We saw no "blooms" from Chelsea Flower Show, only Teefers posing as a flower.
Also sharing her top voted post captioned, " Nurse! Nurse!! Grandma's out of bed again........"
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Thanks for stopping by dear Oops, you are welcome at the Olde Rectum thread any day.This post was recommended to me by @Catcher_In_The_Lie ! This is so informative thank you! I was trying to find all this out with no luck prior to this. It feels like I am now up to speed...
Thank you dear one - I accept your very kind invitationThanks for stopping by dear Oops, you are welcome at the Olde Rectum thread any day.
We do "luncheon" here, courtesy of our Lady Aga of Cotswolds.
Please be sure to wear your very best brassiere to luncheon. (our "slightly worn" brassieres we sell on eBay)
We mostly serve mac 'n cheese.
It is bound to make your "mouth water".
After we have arisen from our luncheon we do very pretentious 'dog speak' with our Daxons by attempting to imitate The Queen, who we call "Liz"...
Oh dear, I thought you could attend many future luncheons, but it seems like I will have to firmly nudge you in the direction of the Teefers appreciation page instead.Thank you dear one - I accept your very kind invitation. I don’t have too much of a problem with Josie per se but I do have reservations over the man who hasn’t got a proper job who lives with her GRATIS. At the risk of profound repetition I know we see him pushing the odd wheelbarrow and wielding the odd watering hose, we also see him rudely pointing expensive cameras at plates of food in crowded places, but I am not convinced. He is supposed to be tea total ...not convinced over that either ( see photo above). Between Vicky Mouse’s Toddler and Manabout Freebies...I must say I am not impressed really.
I will read here and comment when I feel I can contribute something. I can only speak for myself and most of what I will say will be about him. I appreciate your dislike of course but I’m not here for your dislike and I won’t be firmly nudged anywhere. Not even to the Teefers appreciation thread. I’m happy to dine alone.Oh dear, I thought you could attend many future luncheons, but it seems like I will have to firmly nudge you in the direction of the Teefers appreciation page instead.
Unfortunately, my dislike for the nasty scammer old Teefers far outweighs annoyance for the splainer, so we will have to agree to disagree on this thread...but I will see you back at the Daxons thread where everything is "the dream".
Whhhhhaaaaaat????? There (corrected- the thought of a Joho appreciation anything had me in a flutter) is a Joho appreciation thread? This must be very exclusive!Oh dear, I thought you could attend many future luncheons, but it seems like I will have to firmly nudge you in the direction of the Teefers appreciation page instead.
Unfortunately, my dislike for the nasty scammer old Teefers far outweighs annoyance for the splainer, so we will have to agree to disagree on this thread...but I will see you back at the Daxons thread where everything is "the dream".
Ooh yes, always has to get the bag in every possible shot, logo facing the camera of course.Look who was at Bertioli launch of the veg patch linen ! Bag on show of course
It will be Ali and Right Charlie next reading soporific bedtime stories for camera enthusiasts...🥱Welp, I called it - Josie is now also doing the RosieLondoner/Sammi Jeffcoate style voiceover voice!
Carrie/Cawwie/Scarrie is Lidl's manager and best friend, who is certainly not the manager of "dreams". Silly Lidl left a great agency to employ her bestie who blows smoke up her butt instead of acting like a manager.Who is Carrie? She is attached to Lydia?
Yes, Teefers must be green about the hotel gig. She begs for a freebie trip in every single vlog, to no avail. Watching her and Charlie on vacay is worse than watching paint dry. Frow is on a trip to Finland going on jet ski rides. Can we even imagine old Teefers going wild on a jet ski?Just watched Lyds F1 vlog … it’s easy to see why Lyds and Ali are getting the Fairmount gigs over Joho and Chav…. How Joho must despair…. I imagine the talking to lala - whining why she isn’t getting the freebies Ali and Lyds gets…. will have to make do with endless flutter flogging begging….poor Joho
You called it indeed!Welp, I called it - Josie is now also doing the RosieLondoner/Sammi Jeffcoate style voiceover voice!
Ruddy prick!This post was recommended to me by @Catcher_In_The_Lie ! This is so informative thank you! I was trying to find all this out with no luck prior to this. It feels like I am now up to speed...
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This is him not drinking.
Hes probably not smoking either...just sayin’...
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