She starts off by advertising her birthday... AGAIN! Has mentioned it in every recent vlog. Are they not flooding her with the BIG brand freebies? Do they know that she lives in the Cotswolds AONB? I think milady needs to luncheon with a few PR "friends" again.
She's flogging Michael Kors, perfume sets and a coat (no doubt pricey) She gushes over the coat, but doesn't actually wear it to London. It's the softest, the fluffiest, the best, blah, blah, blah. Why not wear the coat to London, Josie? Milady says it would be good IF they go on a ski trip. She's mentioned "ski trip" in 3 or 4 vlogs already - begging hard. Nobody has offered a freebie ski trip yet. She'll have to Email and beg, oops... I mean manifest harder.
Her granny hair (the wannabe Frow lewk) is obviously sponsored, but naturally not declared. They even have a menu at the salon and give her a healthy-looking freebie salad. Imagine her disappointment, not a beige mac n cheese in sight! What is the world coming to...
Strolls high street shops in Marylebone and I think low grade throws shade at Freddy!!! The witch cannot help herself. Milady announces that if she had to do London over, she would live in Marylebone, which is where Freddy had wanted to live. I don't watch Freddy enough to know where her flat is, but I'm willing to bet, it isn't in Marylebone/Mayfair! Also, Josefiend, if you did do London over, you still wouldn't have the money to buy in that area, my dear. You could barely afford to start in Clapham. And certainly not a place for both you and mummy to live. You needed some inheritance money and for mummy to sell that *cough, cough* "spa" - otherwise known as B&B.
Pops into Anthropologie hoping they would notice her and send festive home freebies. Hmm, don't think it's going to happen. Didn't they blacklist her because she didn't return the lamp after getting a refund? Too lazy to disassemble the lamp and get this... expected Anthropologie do so, as well as collect it from the Clapham flat. Probably too cheap to pay the return postage.
Anthropologie didn't care for the little Top Shop hauling influencer and her demands. They have the whole of North America and worldwide to sell to.
She's back to doing her stupid sneezes again... Disney style... At least she didn't insert the weird subliminal child laughter she sneaked in after her sneezes in vlogs during 2020. Freaking Disney princess wannabe nut job!
Says her little hands are numb in the garden from the cold. Didn't she hitch a ride in a convertible a couple of mornings ago - frost and all?
In the antique store, she suggests that they buy the bookcase with all the books in it. So typical of old Josie. Everything for show. Milady may be "fluent" in English as she has recently informed us, but she has not read the great books. She prefers to watch other YouTubers and Love Island does our little 'intellectual'.
They are having a "date day/date night". Ooh, she must be really desperate to restore the rotten view of their relationship. Has to rework and reposition that all-important brand. There is no Disney fairy tale in that department. Wearing poofy-sleeved frocks don't quite a fairy tale make.
They pop in at Daylesford... of course, they do! For a few bit and bobs. She needs table decor inspo to rip off like she always does. The dreadful wonky elevator Muzak is replaced towards the end of the vlog by Festive music.
We'll be hearing that word often now. Festive... is the new Autumn, my darlings. Brace yourselves!