Fashion Mumblr #26 Teefers takes Tefal, eats pasta and cries in her Mazda

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AmaliaLana

waterlillyteadress said:
Do you realize christmas is just a pagan holiday slightly changed to fit christianity?
you are going off about this topic for like fourth time in a month or two, get over it already… tattle should not be about religion and politics
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Is she again on it with her delusions? I hit ignore on her, but I see your answers to her. I should practice some Yoga for my nerves.
Miscanthus said:
This should be in the WIKI @AmaliaLana
#receipts
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I would but it's still not installed (you know installed, like Millen's x-mas deco or whatever)
NomDePlume said:
Quickly decides sod this, it is too much work
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Lol, throwback to her chair upholstering.

@NomDePlume thanks for asking again for the wiki. I asked last week, but it seems mods are busy (probably setting up all their Balsam Hill trees )
 
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AmaliaLana

Yippee, we have a wiki.

I'm now a bit tired to edit a wiki but I may have more braincells active tomorrow? If you have something to add, you can just post it here in a comment, and I copy&paste it into a text document until I edit it and upload it to the wiki.

A list of content needed for a wiki (the numbering means nothing, but the code for unordered list doesn't work - at least for me):
  1. topics that are important
    1. age, height, clothes size, family
    2. house situation (over the years)
    3. ...
  2. business
    1. education
    2. influencing
    3. brands she "works" with
    4. ...
  3. pictures
    1. goofy
    2. important
    3. revealing
    4. ...
  4. ...
We can link external links and sources/receipts, just like Wikipedia does.
 
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TheScarletgirl

Josie's blogs are so getting so boring
coconochanel said:
Well if you are going to do mince pie testing you are going to have to get some from the shops us peasants shop at Asda and Morrisons don't worry I wont suggest Aldi or Lidl that would be too traumatic for you.
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I remember the time she went to Aldi and hid the labels from charlie and he wouldn't want food from there. I would rather go to morrisons and asda where there is a better calibre of people.
 
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toilelalande

Josie's writing notes as we speak... can't wait for the "how to wear color" fashion video
 
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NomDePlume

Screengrabs from the latest dreadful bore-fest...
The chinless wonder using her tongue as dental floss to wipe those teefers of the last bit of mince pie she was busy chomping non-stop. Why must she always chow down on camera? Little miss Debrett's must please eat before or after filming?


Eskimo gear for inside the house. No money for heating?? Boots must be pricey to make the affiliate commission worth it. Am I the only one who thinks she's drowning in the long jumper coat dressing gown thing?
Also a shot of her autumnal Daylesford merchandising shop display table creation. Had to include the sorry masterpiece.

Her autumnal display at the front door. Our Mumblr never fails to disappoint...
 
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Hunevoque2

We have junk shop, graveyard and little miss shorty who is dying of cold!
 
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Juliexyzz

@NomDePlume Thanks for the hillarious post, comments and photos. Gave me the giggles
I want to watch that vlog.... but haven't yet.... I'm preparing psychologically.
 
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toilelalande

NO TACT. I was laughing throughout the whole Beauty Pie section at how just utterly TACTLESS it was. Surely she sees how ironic it is?!!! Girl, you tell SELL to us about every ridiculously expensive skincare item there is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The powder room and autumnal table are two victims of her inability to complete any interior decoration. Still pissed she got rid of that claw foot tub. The powder room wallpaper sucks, but would look way better with some actual decor?!!

The autmnal table was being switched to be more christmassy and she chooses to get rid of the white pumpkins? if anything those could have been kept and some greenery/pinecones/glitter could have been added?! makes me wanna scream. It only looked like a pile of random stuff before so what do i care
 
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Shihtzu

It came to me this morning what her teeth remind me of.
It's THE GRINCH she looks like she belongs in Hooville. They all got massive front teeth!!!!!
 
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NomDePlume

Watched a video on fashion trends that are over and should be dropped. One trend was the felt hat (like Josie's wide-brimmed felt hats). Said it gives her 2012 vibes of posing for the gram with a pumpkin spice latte, round-toe ankle boots and in a pumpkin patch. Reminded her of the first-generation bloggers always posing in a lavender field, pumpkin patch or apple orchard.

Josie is still stuck in pumpkin patches in 2021, even added hay bales and sunflowers because she now lives in the country, AONB no less. She is such a tired blogger, a decade behind with all her 'autumnal' pumpkins and pumpkin spice lattes (as if pumpkin spice is a new invention).

This pic was inserted in the old trends video, to illustrate. Made me think of current day Josie. Only, the floral dress needs to hang on the floor or that Amazon dress she has in every colour. Posing... hand above her eyes... in fields or the rotten apples in her garden... boots obviously replaced with Valentinos... for the affiliate my dahlings!


Sorry to quote my own post, but here is the hat, the hay bale, the field. Also the Josie insipid faded filters.
 
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Juliexyzz

Ok guys, you can throw virtual tomatoes at me but the last photo I kind of like. Reminds me of Ralph Lauren .
Kind of skimmed through the last vlog. Is it just me but I think it was the worst, most boring one up to date. She seemed more fake than ever. The whole flogging bit of the Minced pie cosmetics ( never heard of the brand ) ... did I write the name wrong ? It was so hypocritical and contradictory. Also to say she doesn't like people being scammed !!!!!!!!!
You can see in her expressions that she knows herself what a hypocrite she is.
She might be many things, bur she's not stupid. Hey, gotta flog anything and everything to pay them bills... Ethics ...honesty... what is that ? Eeenyway....
oops its Beauty pie.... she talks about minced pies too. Got me confused...
 
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georgiecait

Why is she dressed as the abominable snowman? It's 11-14C outside most days recently?
 
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NomDePlume

Agree that the pic was one of her better looks. Looks elegant (her listed pic for an agency that represents influencers). You also can't see that whatever too long dress she's likely wearing draping on the floor.

Her facial expressions often leak when she spouts her BS. She also had an add expression on her face, in the pic I posted of her, on the fair ride with Robin, while begging about her birthday.
 
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Hunevoque2

Fantastic. The mince pie cosmetics 🥲!
 
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