Tonight's flog is truly boring.
Her energy level has gone from the often frenetic to somewhat depressing.
It's basically one long AD without saying so in the title (says ad buried in description). Flogging Astrid & Miyu.
Discusses trends, but not excited about them. Using the trends to link what she already has with an affiliate link, e.g. the slides posted above.
One exception, she is excited about knitwear for winter.
Brace yourselves for the endless knitwear dresses and similar-looking jumpers my darlings!
Is it too early to mention Autumn she asks.
She mentions the Samsung watch. Did she read here or is it because of the Samsung and Selfridges hashtags that appeared on Insta? Why would anyone ever again believe that she actually likes and uses Samsung? But Christmas is coming up in a few months so hey ho, flogging Samsung again is a go.
Charlie does some splaining about breakfast and a book he's reading.
Shows the wild meadow garden which is not looking well. They are now also getting Jack's husband in to assist. Yep, gardens require work, Josie. It's not just about planting seedlings.
Complains about spots on her chin not going away. Perhaps it's all the white processed food she eats? Bring on more mac and cheese my darlings, so she can troll the critics again by asking if anyone else likes eating beige food on insta.
Maybe they think everyone is their tiny size…although everyone will need to crawl to the bottom of the bed to get out or have very small feet to side shuffle between the bed and the wall. Imagine getting up in the night half asleep …I’d crack my knees off the wall and have to pay damages
So silly to put a king-size bed in the tiny room.