Are they even planning the wedding?
I imagine and I might be wrong that they are waiting for all sorts of vouchers/freebees/sponsorships/free gifts/adds for the wedding....Are they even planning the wedding?
The filter she uses makes the veg look so unappealingView attachment 700100
The produce has gone past the harvest time. So wasteful! She could easily let the farmers come over and pick some vegetables. It’s clearly too much for the 3 of them to eat. Yet, she talks about sustainability all the while being wasteful
Cute diaper set ! What is up with all the white clothes??View attachment 699557
What is this pose? Does she have a headache? If it’s to shade the sun, then put your sunglasses on, you nit! Her IG grid has this hand on head pose in so many pictures. It’s no wonder her skin is blotchy as fuck…she keeps putting her unclean hands on her face
They will not have their wedding during a pandemic. They are waiting for things to open up again so that the wedding planning can be used for content and for sponsorship and advertising. Josie seems like the type who has been planning her Disney princess wedding for years and will want to revel in the fairytale attention. One cannot achieve that with a lowkey pandemic ceremony with just a few guests.Are they even planning the wedding?
She didDidn’t she once say that she wanted a Lion King flash mob at her wedding……or was I hallucinating?
Pink, with a healthy dose of that green she wore in the winter. Add in a good dose of floral fabrics just for good measure. Designing things in my head as we speak. Currently deciding if there is space for a few feather lamps as well. Perhaps some pink feathers in between the flower arrangements, which will be offset by a few "herbaceous borders" on the side? Anything not white will be gold. Guests will be told they must wear light colours and cannot wear black. There will be mac and cheese on the menu, but the rest will be expensive and begged for with preferably very fancy names, which she will mention endlessly while aggressively pronouncing any letter r with an exaggerated roll of her tongue. We will be told how expensive everything is. Charlie will mansplain it all while she looks irritated. He will talk about the costs a lot. The dogs will feature and she will do her dog-speak. The honeymoon will be a PR gift. Have I missed anything? I'm a bit stuck on where to fit in the Lion King flash mob.Jesus a princess wedding, Granny thinks that her wedding will top Chiara's wedding. She's probably wanting a whole Disney fairytale wedding where she's wearing a huge ballgown, pink shit everywhere.
The Lion King flash mob will start dancing by intruding on some farmer’s flower fields and high step onto the Rectory’s circular drive where Josiefiend will be seated on a bespoke pink penis shaped chair with a shit eating grin on her face and poor dental work protruding from her chapped, crusty lipsPink, with a healthy dose of that green she wore in the winter. Add in a good dose of floral fabrics just for good measure. Designing things in my head as we speak. Currently deciding if there is space for a few feather lamps as well. Perhaps some pink feathers in between the flower arrangements, which will be offset by a few "herbaceous borders" on the side? Anything not white will be gold. Guests will be told they must wear light colours and cannot wear black. There will be mac and cheese on the menu, but the rest will be expensive and begged for with preferably very fancy names, which she will mention endlessly while aggressively pronouncing any letter r with an exaggerated roll of her tongue. We will be told how expensive everything is. Charlie will mansplain it all while she looks irritated. He will talk about the costs a lot. The dogs will feature and she will do her dog-speak. The honeymoon will be a PR gift. Have I missed anything? I'm a bit stuck on where to fit in the Lion King flash mob.
How she’s changed… drasticallyThis is why she wants a Lion King flash mob. Thank G-d for subtitles!
You didn’t get carried away, at all! That man isThe only man I accept weird Disney obsession from is Chris Evans. Charlie is not -contrary to his belief-anywhere near that standard. https://giphy.com/Xmq5tTWRdwqXu https://giphy.com/U5Hc6vJCt9rGnrZGkY https://giphy.com/WcIDouTDuYrrG
Edit: I may have got a bit carried away here
I have actually seen Chris Evans in NYC during the filming of CA- he’s beautiful irlThe only man I accept weird Disney obsession from is Chris Evans. Charlie is not -contrary to his belief-anywhere near that standard. https://giphy.com/Xmq5tTWRdwqXu https://giphy.com/U5Hc6vJCt9rGnrZGkY https://giphy.com/WcIDouTDuYrrG
Edit: I may have got a bit carried away here
This man is a National Treasure. Americans better take care of himThe only man I accept weird Disney obsession from is Chris Evans. Charlie is not -contrary to his belief-anywhere near that standard. https://giphy.com/Xmq5tTWRdwqXu https://giphy.com/U5Hc6vJCt9rGnrZGkY https://giphy.com/WcIDouTDuYrrG
Edit: I may have got a bit carried away here
So jealous! My friends met him when he came to Cape Town for a charity event. They said he was extremely humble and caring with everyone he met. I would give up food to meet himI have actually seen Chris Evans in NYC during the filming of CA- he’s beautiful irl
Charlie has a long ways to go
because it wasn’t freeI just saw Josie in Chanel in selfridges in Manchester. After she left I heard the girls that work there saying they’d given her a deal but it wasn’t good enough for her so she didn’t buy the bag she’d asked them to get out
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