Faces by Grace #95 Haven't a dime to holiday with me & mine, but if its a solo trip, I'm first in line!

[jazzbot]

@usefullyuseless is the one and only for these but I'll give it a go!

Slightly edited thread title to fit. Congrats to our gimme dah @StopSayingObsessed. Your prize is a cold sausage cooked by Paddy's Ma last weekend. But eat it quick, your girl is coming!! "Ah heeeyooor, dah's mine!!!!!"

Brief recap:
The gimme dahs are aware that your girl has 1,046 solo trips and indulgences coming up so the kid content is coming thick and fast. Forced family fun is the best fun!
S and H are being used to flog stays in an adult friendly hotel in Naas, a scenic 10 minute drive from Tallaght.

Housework:

• Grace prepped a lunchbox so had to show it. It looked like the leftovers she was about to throw out the birds. The truth of what goes in their lunchboxes on a daily basis is unknown.
• She power washed the garden so hard she broke into a sweat. Kips was promptly told and exclaimed he was shocked. So where we. Shocked she's sharing this drivel with her 'fans'.
• Your girl had one job to do on Thursday. But informed us 'once yiz start, more things appear'. No one is sure what she meant but she proceeded to tell us she found toys in a blanket box and washed some throws. The screams for praise were deafening... and sickening.
• She cleaned her fridge for the first time in 3 years and posted it on TikTok.

De loives:
She did two lives alone without her bulldog. The gimme dahs sent in some tricky questions, your girl none the wiser to the sarcasm. She claimed her anxiety was gone on week 1. On week 2 she revealed it's not gone and can't sleep but is on no meds. The gimme dahs are perplexed that your girl is showing up to events alone given her anxiety can come and go so rapidly. She is also confused as to why she's putting on weight and doesn't want to talk about it. 2 days later she posted up a photoshopped swimsuit shot. Oh and she told us that she was her Dad's favorite. Lovely.

Meeting Paddy's Ma
Last but not least, Grace decided to 'surprise' Dim on her 407th hen party and drive 4 hours down to Cork on her own. Why did Grace want to meet Dim's in-laws with her at a small family gathering in a private home? We're not sure either other than to ditch the kids. Paddy's Ma cooked your girl a fry the next morning and she sat smugly like a f***king lemon stuffing her face between Paddy and Dim. Charming....

 

[Aoma]

Jazzbot, you’re an absolute asset to Tattle. Great recap

 

[jazzbot]

Ah heeeyor, I FORGOH to add a poll

Now added to the first post. Cast your vote NEOW! Closes Jun 17th.

 

[Scarbouro]

You should be able to tick every single one of them, not just one!!

 

[Nosymam]

Ah heeeyor, I FORGOH to add a poll

Now added to the first post. Cast your vote NEOW! Closes Jun 17th.

There was no All of the Above option. I struggled to pick just 1

 

[jazzbot]

I did that on purpose so we’d have to pick one otherwise everyone will just pick all because we dislike her

 

[Ratsout]

You forgoh to add in her always “texting Chris mundane things” buts it’s okay Jazzbot because we knew what to meant xx

 

[Bouabout]

Cannot believe Chris got another tattoo! His are so ugly. Tattoos are very expensive to get. No wonder they are short of cash.

 

[jazzbot]

You forgoh to add in her always “texting Chris mundane things” buts it’s okay Jazzbot because we knew what to meant xx

Unfortunately there’s a cap. Otherwise we’d have pages of options.

I forgot to mention Grease being drunk on her stories in the recap!!!
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Cannot believe Chris got another tattoo! His are so ugly. Tattoos are very expensive to get. No wonder they are short of cash.

Probably got one on his face! Only body part he hasn’t attacked yet. Tattoos cost hundreds!

 

[Idontevengohere]

Cannot believe Chris got another tattoo! His are so ugly. Tattoos are very expensive to get. No wonder they are short of cash.

And they can't afford to bring the kids away. #priorities

 

[daddygoose35]

It’s sad how she uses the kids for content especially when people are commenting about her obvious absenteeism all of the time.

 

[Beefcake-tits]

Being called a gimme dah honestly makes me vibrate the bed for laughing everytime incredible recap! I can't wait for this dose to go to Italy. She deserves it don't ye know?????

 

[StopSayingObsessed]

Omg thank you so much everyone & @jazzbot am honoured to have my 1st thread in the gimme dah bag!!
I'll pass on the rank cold sausage but it's for sure the thought that counts... X

 

[JoniM]

I watched a documentary about Brooke Shields and how she was basically sold to the highest bidder by her mother in Hollywood. Theme: mother who was using her child for financial gain. Child a chronic people pleaser doing everything that was asked.
How is this different? Honest question.. regulations needed pronto. In 20 years I'll be watching documentaries about influences kids.

 

[JustmeKC]

I watched a documentary about Brooke Shields and how she was basically sold to the highest bidder by her mother in Hollywood. Theme: mother who was using her child for financial gain. Child a chronic people pleaser doing everything that was asked.
How is this different? Honest question.. regulations needed pronto. In 20 years I'll be watching documentaries about influences kids.

20? I’ll give it 5.
There’ll be a rake of psychologists who specialise in children who were exploited by their parents on social media before long.

 

[JoniM]

20? I’ll give it 5.
There’ll be a rake of psychologists who specialise in children who were exploited by their parents on social media before long.

Valid point 5-10 years definitely. Brooke herself has only found her voice in her 50s. So that's where the 20 years came into my head. Imagine looking back and saying..my mother made her living from freebies at my expense. Its very concerning.

 

[Tootired4this]

They can’t even do a family weekend together properly. The other tool going off getting a new tattoo, knowing well he wouldn’t be able to head to the pool with the kids. Such a strange couple.

 

[DublinHun]

I watched a documentary about Brooke Shields and how she was basically sold to the highest bidder by her mother in Hollywood. Theme: mother who was using her child for financial gain. Child a chronic people pleaser doing everything that was asked.
How is this different? Honest question.. regulations needed pronto. In 20 years I'll be watching documentaries about influences kids.

Do you follow the Saccone Joly thread on this? Those kids need therapy

 

[khaigs]

Do you follow the Saccone Joly thread on this? Those kids need therapy

Their situation is so odd. Disturbing. Remember they made their son have a freezing cold shower as punishment ?
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@usefullyuseless is the one and only for these but I'll give it a go!

Slightly edited thread title to fit. Congrats to our gimme dah @StopSayingObsessed. Your prize is a cold sausage cooked by Paddy's Ma last weekend. But eat it quick, your girl is coming!! "Ah heeeyooor, dah's mine!!!!!"

Brief recap:
The gimme dahs are aware that your girl has 1,046 solo trips and indulgences coming up so the kid content is coming thick and fast. Forced family fun is the best fun!
S and H are being used to flog stays in an adult friendly hotel in Naas, a scenic 10 minute drive from Tallaght.

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Housework:

• Grace prepped a lunchbox so had to show it. It looked like the leftovers she was about to throw out the birds. The truth of what goes in their lunchboxes on a daily basis is unknown.
• She power washed the garden so hard she broke into a sweat. Kips was promptly told and exclaimed he was shocked. So where we. Shocked she's sharing this drivel with her 'fans'.
• Your girl had one job to do on Thursday. But informed us 'once yiz start, more things appear'. No one is sure what she meant but she proceeded to tell us she found toys in a blanket box and washed some throws. The screams for praise were deafening... and sickening.
• She cleaned her fridge for the first time in 3 years and posted it on TikTok.

De loives:
She did two lives alone without her bulldog. The gimme dahs sent in some tricky questions, your girl none the wiser to the sarcasm. She claimed her anxiety was gone on week 1. On week 2 she revealed it's not gone and can't sleep but is on no meds. The gimme dahs are perplexed that your girl is showing up to events alone given her anxiety can come and go so rapidly. She is also confused as to why she's putting on weight and doesn't want to talk about it. 2 days later she posted up a photoshopped swimsuit shot. Oh and she told us that she was her Dad's favorite. Lovely.

Meeting Paddy's Ma
Last but not least, Grace decided to 'surprise' Dim on her 407th hen party and drive 4 hours down to Cork on her own. Why did Grace want to meet Dim's in-laws with her at a small family gathering in a private home? We're not sure either other than to ditch the kids. Paddy's Ma cooked your girl a fry the next morning and she sat smugly like a f***king lemon stuffing her face between Paddy and Dim. Charming....

What a recap @jazzbot .

 

[neevee]

And they can't afford to bring the kids away. #priorities

That is true - he’s just as bad as her