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forgotmyacc

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Is she taking the piss !!!

So the retreat clearly did fuck all for her if she's back in the country less than 48 hours and she's up with anxiety.
How do you live with someone like this?? Honestly if my husband went away for 5 days and then start moaning the second he came home I'd give him a kick up the hole.
She needs proper professional help at this stage.
 
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jazzbot

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@usefullyuseless is the one and only for these but I'll give it a go!

Slightly edited thread title to fit. Congrats to our gimme dah @StopSayingObsessed. Your prize is a cold sausage cooked by Paddy's Ma last weekend. But eat it quick, your girl is coming!! "Ah heeeyooor, dah's mine!!!!!" 🥴

Brief recap:
The gimme dahs are aware that your girl has 1,046 solo trips and indulgences coming up so the kid content is coming thick and fast. Forced family fun is the best fun!
S and H are being used to flog stays in an adult friendly hotel in Naas, a scenic 10 minute drive from Tallaght.

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Housework:
  • Grace prepped a lunchbox so had to show it. It looked like the leftovers she was about to throw out the birds. The truth of what goes in their lunchboxes on a daily basis is unknown.
  • She power washed the garden so hard she broke into a sweat. Kips was promptly told and exclaimed he was shocked. So where we. Shocked she's sharing this drivel with her 'fans'.
  • Your girl had one job to do on Thursday. But informed us 'once yiz start, more things appear'. No one is sure what she meant but she proceeded to tell us she found toys in a blanket box and washed some throws. The screams for praise were deafening... and sickening.
  • She cleaned her fridge for the first time in 3 years and posted it on TikTok.

De loives:
She did two lives alone without her bulldog. The gimme dahs sent in some tricky questions, your girl none the wiser to the sarcasm. She claimed her anxiety was gone on week 1. On week 2 she revealed it's not gone and can't sleep but is on no meds. The gimme dahs are perplexed that your girl is showing up to events alone given her anxiety can come and go so rapidly. 🤥 She is also confused as to why she's putting on weight and doesn't want to talk about it. 2 days later she posted up a photoshopped swimsuit shot. Oh and she told us that she was her Dad's favorite. Lovely.

Meeting Paddy's Ma
Last but not least, Grace decided to 'surprise' Dim on her 407th hen party and drive 4 hours down to Cork on her own. Why did Grace want to meet Dim's in-laws with her at a small family gathering in a private home? We're not sure either other than to ditch the kids. Paddy's Ma cooked your girl a fry the next morning and she sat smugly like a f***king lemon stuffing her face between Paddy and Dim. Charming....
 
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TheCatsMa

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I'm sitting here doing up a gigantic list of all the things I have to do this week. I have a wedding this weekend. My first one in 7 years. I have 3 kids, 2 with additional needs and I've managed to secure 2 (yes they need 2) babysitters so I can go to a wedding down the country overnight. I'm so overwhelmed, I'm now considering not going.

I'm not looking for an award but she is so out of touch with reality and real parenting, I'm nearly sick. I'm also not going to lie and I'm actually going to admit I'm jealous. I'm jealous that she has no guilt at dropping her kids at the drop of a hat and has ample babysitters willing and ready to take them off her hands. I can't even piss in peace. She is so unrelatable it's not even funny. I find it so hard to understand how she thinks she needs a break. Her whole life is a break in my eyes.
 
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Mammy2021

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Dom has so much to Iook forward to and grace does not 😂
In all seriousness though doesn’t Grace have so much to be thankful for? Nobody sick, nobody with a disability or nobody fighting cancer God forbid. No job to have to stress over or get up for in the morning and all the time in the world to devote to her kids - which she fails to do. She should be honestly on her bended knees being thankful for a roof over her head, her family’s health and food/trough to eat from.
She’s a fucking dose who needs a bit of a reality check. 🤬
 
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jazzbot

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🎵🎸
OLE OLE OLE OLE...

We're de gimme dah army, ⚽
Grease fucked off ta Ihalee 🇮🇹
De anxiehe won't show up,
While she goes and fills her cup, 🍷🥴
De absent mudder who loves dresses up her gee!🎹🥁
 
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Beefcake-tits

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Mitch the mommy,
Edged by her idol.
When she comments back,
The orgasm is tidal.

Your comments make me smile,
Grease purrs through tiny teeth.
Mitch is getting sweaty,
Down in her underneath.

No post, reel or story,
Escapes Mitch's wet love.
She would climb a mountain of sweaty woman's best,
To wear Grease like a glove.

Grace cannot relent of course,
Try as she might.
She needs Mitch's jizzy comments,
Cause her Instagram is SHITE.
 
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jazzbot

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Exclusive preview from Act 1 of Grease the musical coming soon to the Bord Gosh.

*Kips getting himself and the kids ready in the morning*
Narrator: When responsibility comes a-knocking, anxiety comes a-flocking.
Grease: *knowing smug wink to audience from her boffice bed*

Orchestra begins to play instrumental of Bjork - It's Oh So Quiet.

🎻🎷🥁
*shhhhhh.... shhhhhhh*

"It's my, anxiehe,
*Shhhh Shhhh*
Can't do a bih,
*Shhhh Shhhh*
Wait did someone say ... freebie?
*Shhhh Shhhh*
HOLD ON LEH ME GEH DRESSED.....

🎺🎺*trumpets* 🎺🎺

Nuh-hin wrong with me,
OIM CURED!
Fill up me glass 🍷🥴
Den Oi'm ouh dah door,
De kids Oi ignore,

Shup Kips!

Let me find a fit dah doesn't fih,
Me mantra shoes and Annie Bing,
Nah hold the bra, Oi don't need ih!
...

Like dah, I'm home,
*Shhhh Shhhh*
Greasy's dying of a hangover, so...
*Shhhh Shhhh*
Can't help wih dah,
*Shhhh Shhhh*
Coz me anxiehe's back!! "

🥴🎻
 
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bluebambino

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My dad died at a similar age to Grace. I was very close to him. I don’t mean to sound cold but I basically thought of him in my head a couple of times yesterday and that was it. I don’t think I mentioned him out loud. Father’s Day now is for my kids and their dad
 
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Gerry o

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And all he wants his a waffle and a bulmers🤦‍♀️Seriously is she not embarrassed to quote that they are really daisy and onslow
 
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