Faces by Grace #91 Gimme dis and gimme dah while I’m watching the dog roidin' the cah

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jazzbot

“hiya greasy!
Hi kips!
Want to fuck off again this weekend?
Sure Kips
OI’m off to de hen …

Oim a Barbie hun
Hair in me dildo bun
Life with Freebies
Is the bee knees
Take away my kids
My vodka Oi’ refill

Procrastination,
Dom’s weekend, OI’m raging

Verse:
Oim a tic greasy girl
In me fantasy world
Flash my tits
Spread my gash
Show me tiny teeth

Oim Kips doll
I smell foul
See de greed in me
Gimme dis, gimme dah
Where’s me pro-teen
 
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Ratsout

I’m not being dramatic when I say I live for your songs
 
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Beefcake-tits

@jazzbot I, with absolutely no power whatsoever, crown you the ultimate Gimme Dah of the entire set of us. You cannot be beaten. We bow down to you and offer our most battery battered sausages.
 
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Kswiss2020

Do we think kips will throw in a pair of his dirty boxers into her suitcase before she heads off like she did for his stag
 
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LennonRoad

bluebambino said:
Just looked at the marbs highlight- genuinely couldn’t think of anything worse sitting around a pool with a bunch of posers with a lad in playing a sax in your face. Hell on earth.
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If one of them sax lads came neeeaaar me I’d launch it
The neccckkkkk
That trend needs to die
 
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khaigs

Another @jazzbot classic. You really are the gift that keeps on giving
 
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Lady Bug

khaigs said:
Your girl.
First single I got in years and this was the 1st thing I see when I go in the chipper
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If the rumours are true Kips will have some Tik Tok young one bahhherrring his sausage the minute Barbie hits the sky.
 
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khaigs

Lady Bug said:
If the rumours are true Kips will have some Tik Tok young one bahhherrring his sausage the minute Barbie hits the sky.
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And he’d be dead right too. Can’t imagine greasy has much energy for bedroom / office antics
 
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forgotmyacc

LennonRoad said:
If one of them sax lads came neeeaaar me I’d launch it
The neccckkkkk
That trend needs to die
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I see people at them beach clubs and they are genuinely my idea of hell. I would never enjoy this experience. Standing around posing and or dancing in a bikini while your mates film you ?? Absolutely no thank you.
 
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Kswiss2020

Away again for dim doms hen,
Let me diddies hang loose, I’m a fookin 10 outta 10.
 
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