Boredofinfluencergram
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Em is the sunset supposed to be a sign from her dad?! Someone might want to tell her the sun sets every evening, not exactly a sign from beyond the grave
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jazzbot
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Jeez thanks for all the nice comments, wasn't expecting that. Wrote a second verse and chorus. Greasy wedding week special, keep the 'wedding playlist' going as the countdown continues:
Verse 2:
OIL have anudda meltdown, de kids be sent to creche now,
Chance for me to fuck off to toooown
Found a wedding phone case, nips flew loose, no tit tape
Text Kips de prick, he called me a cloooown
Pre-chorus:
The best thing about being a hun ya,
Is lazy napping and laying in the sun and...
Chorus:
Oh-oh-oh, love crying and bawling,
Food I keep maulin,
Big kid, thong skids,
Oh-oh-oh, go to sleepovers,
Pretend I have no kids,
Oh-oh-oh, car booh is manky,
Horse love made Martin cranky,
Rats in the car, cah shit on d stairs,
Oh-oh-oh, don't bother to clean
Sure, me house is cleaned for freeeee!
Man! I live for de freebies!
Jackjack38
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The anxiety won't appear until she's back from the honeymoon. She'll be back to reality with a massive bump.
She'll come on stories wanting to keep it real and let everybody know post wedding blues are a thing.
And She'll let us know that she was only saying to to Chris that she's really strugglin' and she has nothin' to look forward to. And Chris will tell her to have a bah (a bath to us) and to go easy on herself.
There'll be tears and lots of 1 week of being Mrs Mongey Gernon(
) and 2 wks of being your wifey and 3wks ago I married my best friend and 1 month since the best day of my life and lots of take me back pics and so on and so on. I see lots of insufferable shite ahead
FishnChips
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Tallaght toddler throwing wedding wobblers, eating some meat roses before the photoshopped poses
I think she has set the bar so so low in terms of parenting that I actually think the “overnight babysitter” is a good thing for her children. A stable presence who hopefully shows them attention and encouragement that Grace is clearly not able or interested in giving them.
I think she has set the bar so so low in terms of parenting that I actually think the “overnight babysitter” is a good thing for her children. A stable presence who hopefully shows them attention and encouragement that Grace is clearly not able or interested in giving them.
freebie hater
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Noone would send their child back to camp after vaccinations on the hottest day of the year so she can slob around on a walk. End of. Its blatantly obvious she gets overwhelmed and cant handle her kids on a day ro day basis. Re her never looking better she looked better and happier and healthier years ago. And before people come at me i am not fat shaming i am a 16 at the moment myself but unlike Grave i walk when my kids are in bed and watch what i eat and have lost two stone. For someone that exercises like she does she is hugely struggling to shift the weight. Also she looks filthy and unkempt. And from someone who has followed her for years she seemed genuinely content tears ago and not manic and hysterical. Someone in her inner circle needs to talk to her and encourage her to properly address her parenting deficits and huge mental health issues. Poor Sienna will go down the exact same road so called anxiety panic attacks emotional eating etc. What an awful role model for her
Jackjack38
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Does she realise that after she gets married absolutely nothing really changes??
You can change your name but essentially nothing drastically life changing happens.
Having two kids with somebody is a way way bigger commitment, tying the knot is great and all but her life will pretty much be the same as it is now.
I don't know why she is carrying on like a love struck teen, it's actually weird.
You can change your name but essentially nothing drastically life changing happens.
Having two kids with somebody is a way way bigger commitment, tying the knot is great and all but her life will pretty much be the same as it is now.
I don't know why she is carrying on like a love struck teen, it's actually weird.
forgotmyacc
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She had the get together with Chris' family tonight didn't she ??
Imagine turning up with your own veil.
I.AM.SCARLET.
Imagine turning up with your own veil.
I.AM.SCARLET.
jazzbot
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It’s a sad day when we start praising Grace for doing basic things. Like taking her only daughter and flower girl along to the wedding prep night with the rest of the bridal party.In fairness at least she took Sienna to the nail salon! A lot of you were losing your shit when you saw Mags had her wee girl there and no sign of Grace with Sienna.. no pleasing some people
Sorry but I’m not giving her a pat on the back for that.
forgotmyacc
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT STOP.
This is too much of Grace too early in the morning.
The reason why she is so stressed is because she is so bloody disorganised!!!
No kennels booked for two animals at peak season.
"It's because people got animals during covid"
No Grace, people have always owned animals. This is why such places exist.
This is what happens when you've been pampered, pandered to and had shit landing at your doorstep your whole life. She just can't cope when she has to get in line with normal folk.
This is too much of Grace too early in the morning.
The reason why she is so stressed is because she is so bloody disorganised!!!
No kennels booked for two animals at peak season.
"It's because people got animals during covid"
No Grace, people have always owned animals. This is why such places exist.
This is what happens when you've been pampered, pandered to and had shit landing at your doorstep your whole life. She just can't cope when she has to get in line with normal folk.
turbomunch
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Is she serious saying she needed the night alone in Wexford? She’s always alone!!!
HiddenValley
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Imagine being gifted an egg chair and not being arsed to put it together so you just leave it there until someone else does it for you. Then, when it's finally up you don't even post a picture of the actual chair. She really really just thinks she deserves all this stuff and doesn't get that she's expected to do something in return. Shes the pits
xxlimgirlxx
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I’m sorry but they got spray tans last night for the big day and in the gym this morning sweating it off and is it me or does jens tan look green
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TheTeaRooms
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Imagine taking a nice beach stroll and coming across Grace crying into a battered sausage
Jackjack38
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Anyone else notice there has been no bowl banging, no gazing at the moon, no yoga, no meditation, no long baths and no cacao ceremonies recently!!!?
All gone by the wayside, considering she's under so much (self inflicted) stress!!
All gone by the wayside, considering she's under so much (self inflicted) stress!!
HiddenValley
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The wedding phone case. It feels like she's making her communion not getting married 
Skinner
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I'm sitting out on my balcony on holidays and honestly after pissing myself while coughing/ laughing at this. Surely you're a professional song writer??!
Next thread title.
Nips to the knee, slit to the gee.