Congratulations @Ggeeeeeeee your thread title had the most votes. Unfortunately it's full brilliance doesn't fit but here it is in all it's glory:
" Takin me coffee into me class, any excuse to sih on me ass. Crackers 'n' cheese, I'm posh as can be, nothing as noice as food that's free."
Your prize is a pair of terminator sunglasses so you can look just like your girl.
Recap:
Grease is still a selfish twit:
- Went on kids holiday without her kids but brought Cripsy. Debacle ongoing.
- Wanted Kips to drive her to A&E in the middle of the night because she had a 'migraine' and needed out of hours strong pain...
-... yet went to two gym classes the same night/morning at 5am with a COFFEE in hand and went onto freebie events where she drank alcohol. After a supposed 'migraine'. Medical wonder Greasy rides again.
- She hilariously had a song from Grease on one of her reels and dressed up as Sandy. Not to be confused with Jabba the hut. Cue the onslaught of Grease lightning puns.
- The Gimme Dahs very quickly brainstormed over 100 tips that would be written in Greasy's guide to being an influencer, we could have hit the 1,000s easily. Here were the top five most liked:
1. #36. Arrange a kiss on the way down the aisle at your wedding. Hiss NOW at your partner. It will appear completely natural. @ChastityDingle
2.. #46. make everyone watch you gyrate and grind to a slow sexual love song with your uncle on your wedding day. (me)
3. #11. Style up any outfit by wearing your tits in the waistband. @SozBbz
4. #15. Get a dog and a cat and let them lick each others holes . Great content . @Malone
5. # 23. If you want to walk for an hour ...simply leave your house....Walk for half an hour, then turn around and go back to your house #mind-blowing @Tiredandemotional
" Takin me coffee into me class, any excuse to sih on me ass. Crackers 'n' cheese, I'm posh as can be, nothing as noice as food that's free."
Your prize is a pair of terminator sunglasses so you can look just like your girl.
Recap:
Grease is still a selfish twit:
- Went on kids holiday without her kids but brought Cripsy. Debacle ongoing.
- Wanted Kips to drive her to A&E in the middle of the night because she had a 'migraine' and needed out of hours strong pain...
-... yet went to two gym classes the same night/morning at 5am with a COFFEE in hand and went onto freebie events where she drank alcohol. After a supposed 'migraine'. Medical wonder Greasy rides again.
- She hilariously had a song from Grease on one of her reels and dressed up as Sandy. Not to be confused with Jabba the hut. Cue the onslaught of Grease lightning puns.
- The Gimme Dahs very quickly brainstormed over 100 tips that would be written in Greasy's guide to being an influencer, we could have hit the 1,000s easily. Here were the top five most liked:
1. #36. Arrange a kiss on the way down the aisle at your wedding. Hiss NOW at your partner. It will appear completely natural. @ChastityDingle
2.. #46. make everyone watch you gyrate and grind to a slow sexual love song with your uncle on your wedding day. (me)
3. #11. Style up any outfit by wearing your tits in the waistband. @SozBbz
4. #15. Get a dog and a cat and let them lick each others holes . Great content . @Malone
5. # 23. If you want to walk for an hour ...simply leave your house....Walk for half an hour, then turn around and go back to your house #mind-blowing @Tiredandemotional
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