Faces by Grace #103 Takin me coffee into gym class, any excuse to sih on me ass... (tbc)

[jazzbot]

 

[bluebambino]

If Ann is in the van, along with Grace, where is the dying cat?

Lazarus? He’s probably in a bed in the beacon

 

[spotlight]

I texted a cleaning company asking for a cleaning service as I seen them nearby at a “influencer s house” not grace !! So I’m paying them and asked could I book etc and the area I told them I was in , got a smart reply saying wudnt be worth their while so I said grand il text u again when I’m an influencer and u might book me in then! their reply was “don’t be jealous “ , I unfollowed and tell everyone not to bother with them , fucking wankers !!

 

[jazzbot]

Congratulations @Ggeeeeeeee your thread title had the most votes. Unfortunately it's full brilliance doesn't fit but here it is in all it's glory:

" Takin me coffee into me class, any excuse to sih on me ass. Crackers 'n' cheese, I'm posh as can be, nothing as noice as food that's free."

Your prize is a pair of terminator sunglasses so you can look just like your girl.

Recap:
Grease is still a selfish twat:
- Went on kids holiday without her kids but brought Cripsy. Debacle ongoing.
- Wanted Kips to drive her to A&E in the middle of the night because she had a 'migraine' and needed out of hours strong painkillers...
-... yet went to two gym classes the same night/morning at 5am with a COFFEE in hand and went onto freebie events where she drank alcohol. After a supposed 'migraine'. Medical wonder Greasy rides again.
- She hilariously had a song from Grease on one of her reels and dressed up as Sandy. Not to be confused with Jabba the hut. Cue the onslaught of Grease lightning puns.
- The Gimme Dahs very quickly brainstormed over 100 tips that would be written in Greasy's guide to being an influencer, we could have hit the 1,000s easily. Here were the top five most liked:
1. #36. Arrange a kiss on the way down the aisle at your wedding. Hiss NOW at your partner. It will appear completely natural. @ChastityDingle
2.. #46. make everyone watch you gyrate and grind to a slow sexual love song with your uncle on your wedding day. (me)
3. #11. Style up any outfit by wearing your tits in the waistband. @SozBbz
4. #15. Get a dog and a cat and let them lick each others holes . Great content . @Malone
5. # 23. If you want to walk for an hour ...simply leave your house....Walk for half an hour, then turn around and go back to your house #mind-blowing @Tiredandemotional

 

[Lauramar]

She meant she gives *weakly to charity. Kips knew that and is very proud of her.

 

[LennonRoad]

Is she suggesting a petite person should wear the shorts as leggings? Neatly spat my tea out

 

[Tiredandemotional]

Thread title:
Everythin' I do, I do for them
That's why I'm out the gap at 5 am
Flah Whites, Naps and walkin' the dog
I'm flah to the mah wit me daily slog

 

[JenTen]

Gooood morning everyoneeeeee!

Oi've had lots of messages asking abouh me mornin' routeen, so I taugh Oi'd come on n share how Oi get dressed in da mornin'.

Oi'm not gunna lie, it's hard doin' booh picnic's, been a Mam of a cah n a dog, and a landlady to H&S, but Oi found time in between me naps to do a chewtorial.

Yiz will need:
A dress tha makes yeh luk like yizzer going milking a cow,
A bra,
Wimmins Best socks with pockets
Wan of Kips sexy thongs.

Get yizzer dress from it's crumpled puddle on da floor and pick off any currdy stains. An' then here's the genius bih - yeh sing along to the hokey pokey so yeh don't forge' da steps.

Yeh put yer right tit in,
Yeh put yer right tit out,
In ouh, in out,
Yeh swing yer tits abouh!
Yeh tag team with yer blokey,
An' have a lie down,
An' stuff a meah rose in yer mou'!

Whoa, the dog is riding Loki,
Whoa, me gee is looking ropey,
Whoa, chuck me lodgers in the chokey,
An' that's when Oi sneak ouh!

 

[Cpeople]

If she was a lone parent leaving her kids, dressing them like she does, sending out her crusty knickers to be washed, house full of animal hair the only two kids she has squashed into a room just so she can go have a room which she locks herself in at times away from them. Drops them at the flick of a freebie. Doesn't give a dogs bolliox about them, doesn't spend anytime with them, someone else rearing them since birth she'd be labelled a no good mother, a scum bag,out for the good time, think's of no one only herself,she'd be branded a tramp. But because this fucker is on social media it's made look like oh She's busy,she's working,she's looking after her body in the gym sure isn't she great getting up at 5am, and home to the kid's, Ah look their in Wexford again, god it's great that faces by grece put her kids in the local camp's. She's so good isn't she for getting involved in the community. Great she's in Wexford in a mobile home because big influencers like her well they go abroad. When they reality is that lone parent is sitting up tonight in her pjs debating if she'll get that cup of tea because there's only enough milk for the kids breakfast, she's sitting in the dark with a pain in her guts from being a bit hungry because her kids eat more than she thought. She's thinking about that it's nearly back to school and she's not do anything with the kids no night away, no free fun day. Hoping the uniform from last year will still see her through till Christmas, she's not worrying about having to make time to pop into m&s to pick out all they need for free like this one. But uz know what she's doing what any decent mother would do she's putting her kids before herself.

 

[roo689]

Is Chris Gernon not absolutely fucking mortified? Where is their self awareness? His colleagues are watching this. Cheap miserable bastard. Bonuses were just paid out, hope he didn’t get a cent

 

[Idontevengohere]

Is anyone else getting homer simpsons DIY "voibes" from krispys handiwork?? Is it home and interiors she's nominated for??

 

[jazzbot]

I was in TWG with a friend buying her wedding dress. Ended up having a brief chit chat with the owner and mentioned influencers . She said she’s had some great client/influencers recently and sure on cue I goes “Dom nugent? She looked amazing I can see why you put her on the grid.”

In fairness it actually made my friend try on a few of those dresses so in a way *gulp* she’d been influenced.

Anyways, I asked what happens if they look a state and don’t wear underwear? She made a pained face and said “don’t talk to me”. (didn’t name your girl and neither did she but we both knew).

Just looking again at the TWG grid they posted Dim loads of times!

 

[FishnChips]

Hayden is going into his second year of EEC…. European economic community?

 

[JoniM]

That PR invite should have been offered to Jen and Carter
It's embarrassing to think of Wayne and Waynetta thundering around that place in wetsuits absolutely gleeful at a 24 hour freebie escape away.

 

[gossipie]

Them nails are mingin

The whole look - nails, gold chain, anchor tattoo. It’s like a working man’s hand at first glance.

 

[Jackjack38]

No matter what she says, it is glaringly obvious that she actively chooses to spend as little time as possible with her children.

 

[bluebambino]

Just leaving graces growler here.

 

[Onlyhereforthegoss]

I wonder does she pre prep them for this, “there’s a few people out to get me and no matter what I do they’ll contact you… they are obsessed with me and nothing I can do that’s good enough, I’ve tried really hard and kips is proud of me, I’m a WIMS ambassador & do the best I can but if you could support my MH by going bulldog on the people when they contact you that would be so helpful. Otherwise I’ll not post about you”

I'd well believe some form of this happens. She cites trolls and says they will be contacting you, which is why I would suggest to anyone who contacts businesses PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE dont go off on rants about her kids being neglected or photoshopping etc. Stick to the work, stick to how poor a job she does, gives no information on the venue/product and how it has actually convinced you not to use them. Brands dont watch influencers 24/7 and you honestly will just sound crazy.
Same goes for leaving comments on instagram pages, please stop with the "she hates her kids" etc, it just makes you look like a troll and feeds exactly into what she wants. Keep that for here and keep the commening 100% business focused and constructive.
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Did Kips stay or did he just drop grace and leg it back to city west?

Has he taken ANY annual leave to spend with his kids this summer? (apart from the free Portugal stay in off season)
TikTok would have decent AL so whats he saving it for if not to spend with his wife and kids

 

[CeeCeeBloom]

This pair of goonies had a complaint upheld (apologies if posted already skimmed last few pages!)
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[Chippednails]

Is Chris Gernon not absolutely fucking mortified? Where is their self awareness? His colleagues are watching this. Cheap miserable bastard. Bonuses were just paid out, hope he didn’t get a cent

Imagine he didn’t tell Greasy he got a bonus and she read it here