Erling Haaland

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strawberrysunshine_x

Just Drive said:
Dude. He is BIG. He’s slimmer than I thought. He’s lean and not bulky. He also high fived only the children at the entrance which I thought was cool. He seemed a bit sheepish, too. So endearing.
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Oh I love that!!! He looks very lean. His legs are so nice aren’t they. He seems very sincere and quite humble doesn’t he. Did he go past you in the club tunnel I didn’t see him
 
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Just Drive

strawberrysunshine_x said:
Oh I love that!!! He looks very lean. His legs are so nice aren’t they. He seems very sincere and quite humble doesn’t he. Did he go past you in the club tunnel I didn’t see him
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He was easy to miss because he walked down the center of the room and leaned out his long arms to high five the kids. The other guys all picked a side right or left - so they were more easily seen.

I still can’t believe Kyle properly slapped my palm. The other guys’ touching (sounds so weird) was lighter. Jack’s hand was super soft. Bae and Pep’s hands were perfect.

Bernardo and Kalv made eye contact but didn’t touch my hand - which I am fine with because they quite rightly chose to high five two tiny humans near me.
 
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strawberrysunshine_x

I can’t believe they all touched you. Bet pep smells amazing. Bae looked hot as well!! Sounds like the best day
 
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futbolista

happy new year baby Viking lovers

I am still so over the moon for you @Just Drive like I was there too. How exciting to touch and/or see them. Hah

I went down a funny rabbit hole that is tiktok and this video of him and jude crack me up. his “goals or what?” - he’s so focused. I guess he doesn’t know about his tattle rave thread . Also I hope city utilizes this friendship with Jude as a carrot to bring him over.

 
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Just Drive

Thanks, my friend. Glad I could share it with you all.

That video is hilarious.

Have you ever seen the pick up lines one? They’re so cute together.

That vid wasn’t even that long ago but Haaland looked like such a puppy! He definitely had a post-Borussia Dortmund glow up.
 
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Gossgossgoss9888

I love how cool Jude is about it and makes a point to thank people for the tiktoks, I can't imagine it feeling anything other than very weird.

But also love how Erling is entirely perturbed by the concept.
 
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Just Drive

I love that Jude remained dead pan whilst saying “my looks and appearance.” He’s low key pretty funny.
 
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futbolista


ok I don’t remember this closeup but maybe my feed died or I was tattle texting during the match but . Everything he does makes me love him more.
 
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wordzalad

futbolista said:

ok I don’t remember this closeup but maybe my feed died or I was tattle texting during the match but . Everything he does makes me love him more.
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I’m howling . I wish I could have heard what Erling and Godfrey were saying to each other

Ahh this all sounds amazing! I’m so happy for you!
 
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